I left the house at 9 and expected to be back before noon.
Partly because I expected the house hunting to have to be postponed. We’re way over the bag limit. No. Actually we are semi-snowbound, so I expected to not be able to go out.
But the roads were okay, so we were out all day.
I’m trying to write a Holiday gift for you guys, but I can’t promise it will be up today. Might be tomorrow.
Glad to hear that you’re OK. [Smile]
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No worries, lass. ‘Tis the holiday season. There’s a not-quite-imperceptible shrinking of time around now. It’s what happens when you try to pack thirty hours into twenty-four (or less).
Take care of you and yours. We’ll abide, never ye fear. The huns may be a rambunctious, boisterous lot, but we *usually* have things put back in, more or less, their right places once you come back, right folks?
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What? *pushes stuff under the couch with a hind foot* Oh yes, absolutely. No worries at all. Everything’s under— No, don’t adjust the coffee maker!
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You haven’t been giving the dragons coffee have you?
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No offense intended to TXRed, but this Dragon is careful about drinking coffee that somebody else brewed. [Polite Dragon Smile]
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Of course not. Don’t be absurd. . . . In the name of science I gave them energy drinks.
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So Red Bull to go along with red beef?
I hope you’re not insensitive enough to give a dragon a Monster drink. That might come across as judgmental.
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After all the trouble we went through to get the warp bubble *just* right over the percolator, I should hope not! Fold space fields tied to the Dimension of Caffeine are Not To Be Messed With!
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More like the “imoerceptible shrink-wrapping of time around you…
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Somebody needs to adjust the procrastinators.
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Don’t worry, we’ll get around to it.
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One of these days. Maybe next week. There’s a work order tag on ’em, I swear!
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You are a member of the Order of Wen the Eternally Surprised?
Hm.
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I’m not a member, but I’ve been meaning to apply.
I just have to download the application form. Once they get it online.
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Shhhhhh! I added whiskey to slow them down.
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When house hunting, for a clean, humane kill, choose the right ammo. No Howitzers under 102 mm.
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I think she’s hunting them with her beau.
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Hope that’s a William Tell model!
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“Be vewwy vewwy quiet…”
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She borrowed it from Detritus.
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I read William Tell yodel.
Yikes!
There is one. Now I like even bagpipes, but yodeling… Get me out of here!
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Don’t like yodeling? You need to develop appreciation of Riders in the Sky,
featuring Ranger Doug, Idol of American Youth!
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Torture… Help!
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Then you’ll be ready to move up to Randy Erwin,
after which you might want to explore such material as Back in the Saddle Again with Korean Yodeling Group “Echorus.”
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OF COURSE there would be an internet sub-genre …
cat yodeling. With engineers.
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*curls in a corner and whimpers*
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Tsk – Engineer humour, cats and outre musical styles: it’s the Unified Field Theory of internet video.
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Perhaps you would be happier with the lovely Suzy Bogguss’ rendition of a Patsy Montana classic?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3znVb0XBD4
Cain’t beat that with a stick!
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I’m still confused by the signs. What was Apect Ration imprisoned for?
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Violation of Perspective, I believe.
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What is the ratio of engineers murdered in their sleep to engineers who don’t own cats?
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This is what happens when you cut the space program and leave engineers with too much time on their hands. “Honey, I reprogrammed the cat!”
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THIS is so right. Says the mother of embryonic engineer.
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A 50 cal ma duce should work just fine.
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Didn’t get here earlier today, forced myself to make up for a very bad writing day (well, very bad day period) yesterday. Still have my Christmas music cycling through.
Sigh. Now the mind is wandering.
“Twelve something something.”
“Eleven something else.”
… et cetera …
“Three Sad Puppies making a list.”
…
“And a Hoyt story in a blog post.”
It’s going to be a long night here…
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I was on the verge of inquiring
but saner minds interposed.
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You think there are saner minds here?
Oh. You drank the coffee, didn’t you?
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*calls off the search party*
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What is the bag limit on houses, anyway? You kill it, you clean it?
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I think she already did the cleaning part, on the old house. Now she gets to do the killing.
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So it’s reverse with houses?
Makes sense, I guess. Except there usually seems to be cleaning both before and after.
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Cleaning houses is like cleaning toddlers. It’s a process, not a goal to be achieved.
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To be fair, this is also more or less true of adults. You might be able to reach higher peaks and even plateaus, but it just keeps coming up again.
(Not unrelatedly, having had enough breakfast to wake up properly and knock out the first morning deadline, I should really shower before I have to actually leave the house.)
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Don’t forget to check out that coyoteblog.com link i posted: http://www.coyoteblog.com/coyote_blog/2015/12/to-start-getting-you-in-the-mood.html
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there’s a new cat among dragons story out!
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It is okay to go missing from time to time. Sometimes the writer has to live life. Forgetting to live your life could be problematic, no?
On Mon, 14 Dec 2015 00:50:20 +0000
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*pokes nose into room* Remind me again. The Smoking Lounge. Is that where one goes to partake or where one emits vapours? Or what the lounge does of its own accord? Or did we move one of the BBQ rigs indoors because of the snow?
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Which one?
Mind you, with all this non-Euclidean architecture, they may be the same room in different time periods, but they function as different ones.
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I think that’s where the vampires not smart enough to get in their coffins go for the day, isn’t it? The one we have to vacuum ashes out of every evening?
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The Smoking Lounge used to be the Garage prior to the 4th of July Mass-Driver Tracer Round Experiment.
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I forgive you even though you worried me out of ten years growth.
I shall have to accept that I will now pass at 100 instead of 110.
Seriously sweetie, not the time to give the appearance of having gone missing. ISIS operating in CONUS, the CHORF starting to act up, the lib/progs positioning themselves to steal next year’s election, we find ourselves in the midst of interesting times.
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yes. Very sorry. I should at least have taken the tablet with me, so I could calm people down. I haven’t set my phone yet. It’s new.
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They are never calm as far as I can tell.
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But if she doesn’t show up for too long, we get even LESS calm.
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*I* wasn’t worried.
Side effect of “Up to twelve inches of snow by Monday morning”, you understand, is not having time to get to internet Sunday and therefore not noticing anyone not showing up in the usual haunts. (Panned out to about six, so far, but it’s still coming down.)
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we had about six yesterday. Supposed to get more tomorrow.
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In the 60s here in Connecticut. I’m wearing sandals.
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Don’t tell Dan. He’ll feel the call of his native state.
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If you have a time machine, why the heck would you want to revisit THAT decade?
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Snow? I’m getting rain. [Wink]
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It’s Sunny in Plano.
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We had some rain last night. Locals have told Leonardo DiCaprio that this has NEVER happened in the Los Angeles area before and it’s proof of global warming.
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I’m amazed DiCaprio could bear it.
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I need to mow my lawn again. This is not supposed to be something you would do in DECEMBER around here. Mowing in this area should stop no later than mid-October! :-P
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“Mowing The Lawn”?
Nice thing about living in an apartment is that’s somebody else’s job! [Very Very Very Big Grin]
Note, shoveling snow is something else I don’t have to worry about. [Wink]
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Two of the things I put up with as the price for not having people living so close that I can hear their television.
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2-3 inches so far here, but it’s not supposed to stop coming down until at least Wednesday. So glad we got the last of the old roofing material cleaned up Saturday!
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We’re supposed to get some. We could use it.
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Still coming. The minions were moaning about how they hate snow because today is a shovel twice (at least) day. Then I showed them the local downhill ski area’s facebook post and now they love snow again.
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Seven inches (forecast was less than one) over 24 hours, with a quarter inch of straight rain as a lead in. The road into the school was interesting. The school parking lot was, shall we say, sporting. Now it’s just wet.
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What! We are perfectly calm!
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Huns are always and forever calm.
For certain values of calm.
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hope you bag a great house!
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me too. The cats demand it.
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Not sure what the regulations are in CO, but do you prefer to bag it in paper or plastic?
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With the cats, it probably needs to have a big cardboard box as packaging.
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Just fill it with empty cardboard boxes and they will approve.
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Hemp.
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woofmew, are you an Australian Barking Cat?
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No, that would be Woofmewmooloo.
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