Author: Sarah A. Hoyt

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Yesterday, at an ordinary get together between friends, we found that we were all waking up in the middle of the night with cold sweats.  Now, this being the type of gathering it was, most of our cold sweats centered on the election and since most of them do for a living this non-fiction thing I do sporadically and more intensely right now, we’re all dead-tired, hollow-eyed and walking into walls as is.

But there were enough people in other fields and who aren’t as intensely political present, that the sense of unease and discomfort, the sense that we’re standing on thin ice is not just politics.  “Something is going on here.”

What is going on here – and the reason I’m having cold sweats over the election – is ultimately the same thing that is going on in publishing.  It’s good and it’s bad, it’s exhilarating and terrifying, and the people who are terrified have declared war on it, and even those of us who’ve embraced it are scared.  Very scared.  You see… the future is not what it used to be.  In fact, it never was.

It’s impossible now to read the golden age of science fiction without getting two things: the confidence and the hopefulness.

The hopefulness I can fully get behind, but the confidence, the certainty that they knew what the future held – that baffles me.  Oh, not absolutely.  I’ve read enough of history and of the nonfiction writings of the first half of the twentieth century to realize they thought they had it all figured out.  (The only thing that confuses me is how they didn’t know how it had worked in the past.  I’m guessing they thought their technology was so extraordinary it made what had failed in the past possible.  Or perhaps it was simply the Soviet Union’s propaganda, making it look like it worked THERE.)

It is clear, even from Heinlein’s juveniles that they expected a world-wide government with tighter controls over people’s private lives than even we have managed to inflict on ourselves.  And it works because… because… because… Science!

In Heinlein’s books, because the man was aware of history, there was a hard science of psychology and also one of politics that made all this possible, if not desirable.  (Even in the early books, his characters strive to escape other people’s plans for them.)

People travel around the world, they fly to the stars, and all of it is overseen by variations on FDR’s regime – more or less benevolent – which makes the whole thing work.

I guess when the USSR had apparently pulled a medieval kingdom into the 20^th century in a couple of decades – as far as the information coming out, at least – this made sense.

Of course, there was also how rapid and visible progress had been, and how we BELIEVED we had everything under control now.

Let’s say the USSR was very short of advertisement and that any regime that tried to apply that to the whole world would be a sad, mad, fractured regime.  Let’s also say most of us know that now, at some level.

In many ways the wars of the 21^st century so far have been wars against global communication.  Those who resent their people’s ability to see that they aren’t the brightest/bravest/most civilized in the world turn to religion and bitter, limiting beliefs and try to erase that which “offends” them by showing them their inferiority.  And I’m not JUST talking about Muslim countries.

It boggles the mind to read early 20^th century books where travel across the globe was cheap and almost instant and there was no resistance to this modernity, this change.  Even the handwavium of “hard science psychology” can’t quite but leave us baffled.

We’re aware now that there’s more difference between cultures and religions than that.  (We’re also trying to claim those are genetic – well, not us, but the other sect of luddites bedeviling us.  Never mind.  Jean Jacques Rousseau’s fault.  If I had only one bullet, and one time machine…  Never mind.)

Part of this was of course that the two generations before ours had seen their world change enormously – from horse and buggy to intercontinental flight – and embraced it, and couldn’t imagine anyone NOT.

But what they’d embraced was… a physical change.  Yes, machines could spin faster than humans, and that meant no childhood labor, but machines were still making the same goods in the same way.  They still had to be transported over distances.  You still had to go in to work every day.  Etc. etc. etc.

And their projections of the future, those things they so confidently embraced and foretold, were more of the same: people worked across the globe, but they went in to a physical location to work; they flew spaceships by being members of the astrogator’s union; and writers would maybe fax their work in, but books were still printed or somehow encoded in a physical form.

Turns out it didn’t work out as advertised.  Might it have?  Well, part of it was, I think, impossible from the beginning.  Like… the world cultures all effortlessly becoming a sort of ersatz 50s America for instance with their different customs so much décor.  (Weirdly I think that’s how most people who preach multiculturalism see it.  Part of this, of course, is that the future comes – always – from America and being a nation of immigrants who willingly abandoned their culture and keep only the… scenic portions, we fail to get that culture as a group experience is different.  I recommend one reads the parable of the crab bucket.)

But in the Western World we might certainly have had the population multiplying wave, and the strength of mind and purpose to NOW have colonies in the solar system.  Only… we didn’t because of the peculiar nature of the Boomer generation.  (Are you blaming the boomers again, Sarah?  No, not blaming.  But that they were in many ways the first generation in which even the poor were well off by other generation’s standards, that they were massive in numbers, and that they were the target of soviet agitprop made a difference.  How could it not.  And no, I’m not one of them.  Nor is anyone really after somewhere in the mid fifties.  That idea is a fiction they created to remain relevant.  Born in 62 I “got here afterwards” and to an extent at least early on defined myself in opposition to them.  To paraphrase P.J. O’Rourke, my generation turned its back on the sit-ins and love-ins, cut our hair and got jobs.  Someone had to.)  They not only didn’t have children early but they also went hook line and sinker for luddite nonsense rising to the levels of religious hysteria.  They turned on their own species, though I don’t think they were aware of that, and decided we shouldn’t leave this planet, because like Lord Byron we were “mad bad and dangerous to know.”  They, in fact, decided theirs was the pinnacle of achievement, and that life should be frozen just like this, with perhaps a little decay and population reduction, but never below the tech of the thirties, or above the tech of the sixties.  (I still think, btw, all this was Soviet Agit Prop.)  They would preside over the turning point into gentle decay, and the human race would live ever after like a contented dowager, taking up increasingly less room and reminiscing on her youth.

Only… change doesn’t work that way.  Nor does technology.  The bright minds who might have designed a better kind of rocket, finding themselves thwarted went into computers.  This was allowed because, after all, it was just improving what already existed.

Only it wasn’t.  And the people who are scared of technological change, of societal uncertainty, caught on too late.  In the nineties they scrambled to talk down the computer revolution, to pile on on online commerce as soul destroying, to guilt us into abandoning email and AIM.  The government, ever as clued as big publishing houses, lumbered around doing the bidding of the people who believed government was the future (because they are the ones who go into government careers, by and large) and kicking over sand piles with lawsuits against various tech companies.

And they were oh, so horribly inefficient.  They’re still trying.  The current front in this battle is the “Amazon is evil” moaning and beating of chests.

They won’t succeed.  And the quake of technology of which we’re feeling the first rumbles is going to make the industrial revolution seem like a storm in a teacup.

No?  Think.  What we’re seeing happen in publishing will happen in education and it will happen in every other field too.  Except for a very few jobs, jobs will get uncoupled from a place.  Now, instead of choosing from the best qualified candidate in your city, you can pick worldwide.  Outsourcing?  You ain’t seen nothing yet.

What will it do?  Even my mind boggles.  I think overtime all skilled people around the world will become comparable in salary, but that’s okay because cost of living will equalize too.

The way there will be …. Horrible in many places, and unsettling in the best of them.  BUT on the other side there’s a society where how far you get is limited only by how hard you’re willing to work.

I think the change that’s coming, and which my grandchildren might see the end of (though I’ll tuck away a hope that increased longevity will allow me to see the middle of it) will refashion the way individuals the world over think of themselves.  It might at that bring the triumph of the American way of life – once the present generation of doubters shuts up or disappears – because a constitutional democratic republic is the best way to manage a diverse and pugnacious society.

BUT my guess is what it will birth will not be a worldwide regime, but something far more complex, fractured and interesting.  People might at long last really be able to experiment with forms of government they believe in, (even if they are stupid, yes) by living near other like minded people, regardless of what they do or what natural resources the area has.

At the end of this I suspect we’ll have a sort of federalism writ large.  And the savings in time and manpower – from not having to fly containers of data around, for one – and the improvements in science from around-the-world instantaneous communication and better education-at-will; and the loosening of the grip of governments on economies (through distributed workforces) will  usher in an era of prosperity that WILL propel us to the stars.

I can see it.  It’s so close I can taste it.

So can the luddites.  Which is why they’re screaming and thrashing around like banshees and making use of 20^th century communications tech to TRY to keep the future at bay.  It annoys me, because if they succeed the transition will be unnecessarily painful, unnecessarily bloody, and I might not live to see the other side.

What makes me wake up in the middle of the night is the fear that the land I love, and my children born here, will not live as an entity to see the other end of this either.

But that’s a personal and minor quibble.  Technology and knowledge, once they reach a certain point, cannot be wholly stopped.  You can change their course from what seems logical.  But eventually, to quote Leonard Cohen, “Things are going to slide, slide in all directions, Won’t be nothing you can measure anymore.”  And then… they’ll settle in a new pattern.  And move on.

Whether the future continues to come from America or someone elsewhere picks up the flag; whether it’s now or five hundred years from now – a more free world is coming, one that allows for more individual definitions of happiness and satisfaction…  for life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness.

And the people now trying to stop it will be bumps on the road.

My chapter of Witchfinder won’t go up till Sunday.

Sorry, but yesterday was a rather long day with a flight home that was delayed.  Then when I got home I had to figure out where things were after two and a half weeks absence.  And this morning I had to dye my hair and figure out our schedule for the day (we’re supposed to meet friends for dinner and stuff.)

Also, on the plane, I started going over Witchfinder and doing edits and notes — which will help me remember details pointing at the end.

So… For now, and a day ahead of time, just post in the comments anything you have indie/traditional out recently and/or books you want to promote, even if not yours.  I’ll cobble a post together from it, and perhaps link it via insty tomorrow.

So, have at it.

Like many people I hate insecurity.  Actually I suspect I hate insecurity more than most of you, and there’s a reason for that.  During the worst times in my life, things were… insecure.  I’ve said before that even in a revolution, even in turmoil, there is a lot of normality behind the chaos.

Possibly what I didn’t say is that there is a lot of chaos behind the normalcy, too.  For three or four years, while governments changed – I could tell that they’d changed because I’d come home and they’d be playing Green Acres.  See, the TV station in Porto was a relay station, one that dealt with mostly re-transmitting programs from Lisbon.  However, when tanks took to the streets of Lisbon, the program always required they hit first the TV station, then the radio stations, and then the government.

Until their people were in full control of the government, the two TV channels from Lisbon (years later they changed it so the second channel was from Porto, but not then) would be off the air, and the station from Porto would bring out Green Acres which in their minds kept the populace calm until they heard what came next.

Of course, we weren’t stupid and after a while, everyone knew.  If Green Acres was on the air, the kids who had morning classes (In Portugal you have morning OR afternoon.  I always had morning because my mom was convinced otherwise I’d just sleep the morning away.  I probably would have.  Until I had kids of my own and the only quiet time to write was early morning, I was a night person, and I can see myself shifting that way again as the kids get older/get out) and the men coming home for lunch (still mostly in Portugal.  They have two hours or so for lunch) would mill around the tv waiting to see who the new people in charge were, and whether we’d swerved to the crazy left (the rich-boy Maoist group) or relative sanity had prevailed and we now had whatever passed for a viable party in power.  (At one time, the socialists were the furthest right party allowed.)

To this day I  hear “Green Acres” and I cringe and every muscle in my body tenses.

Some scars go deeper than the skin.  Some scars go all the way down.

I think I was sixteen, though it’s hard to tell because after a while all your memories of a certain time run together and you group things together by “feel.”  (Like if it’s a happy memory of a sunny summer I think I was eight, even if I know from other things I was ten or six.)

Anyway, we had one of the crazy-crazy left groups in power.  Things were … weird.  The press was completely unreliable.  A rumor went out that they were about to suppress the socialists (the only non communist or ultra communist party still in existence) and their leader was about to be arrested.

I don’t know how the rumor got out, but someone heard something and called his friends.  And the friends called…

We got the call.

My mom and I were the political animals in the house (still are.  Like me and younger-boy in my family now.)

The call came.

Our group couldn’t get permission for a demonstration.  It wouldn’t be granted.  BUT a demonstration was people assembling and making speeches and yelling.  So word went out.  Absolute silence.  And a route to walk, from the center of town to the military installation on the other side of the city.

It was the most impressive thing I’ve ever seen.   I’d never have believed it till I saw it.  At twenty two I tried to describe it to my husband and I failed.

It was raining.  It rains a lot in the North of Portugal.  You find it a lot in memoirs of the peninsular war by British officers.  It’s a peculiar rain, less than a downpour, more than a drizzle.  Umbrellas are infective against it and it gets everywhere.

I was wearing a blue windbreaker, with the hood up, tied around my face.  (Yes, a holy anorhank, symbol of involuntary sexual abstinence!)

Mom and I got downtown, and most of the people on our train started forward, in silence, towards the main plaza.  Where we met – thousands and thousands of people, in their overcoats and raincoats.  In utter silence.

Some more organized people had gotten things together and had signs and banners which they were distributing.

Organized is not experienced.  Being sixteen, I was recruited with another young person – a young man I didn’t know – to hold each end of a HUGE banner that said “The youth of Portugal demands liberty.”  Or something to that effect — it’s hard to remember these many years later.

They hadn’t punched holes in the fabric.  The drizzle was wind-driven.  As we started marching towards the military quarters, the wind pulled on the banner and about broke our arms.  But we held it up.  And we walked.  Thousands of people.  In silence.

And then we got to the quarters.  And we found they were on alert.  And the young troops were up front, with weapons trained on the crowd.

I won’t say anyone ran… exactly.  Perhaps they thought that being young, myself and this guy would – through the power of the cute? – be spared.

There was a … movement.  And there I was in the front.  The silent crowd behind us.  The men with scary machine guns in front of us.  Pointed at us.

If we’d run, what would have happened?

I’m no braver than the next person.  I wanted to run.  But I had a vivid idea we’d be shot in the back.  I still think that might have been right.

It’s very hard to ask soldiers to fire on civilians and I think the barrier holds, unless civilians are either running away (and then I’m sure they’ve fire in the air, or try to, but things happen, right?) or charging.

We were neither.  We stood.  Holding the stupid sign.  Water dripping down the banner pole and straight into my sleeve, under the elastic and all the way to my armpit and down the side of my body.

Because we held the adults couldn’t run away.  The crowd held.

I don’t remember how it broke from there, but the newspapers had to cover THAT.  People had seen us.  We were the people who had seen us.  Everyone knew someone who had been there.

Someday, if I become famous, someone will unearth the picture from the front page of a defunct newspaper of me at sixteen, in that very stupid windbreaker, my face unnaturally pale, holding the stupid banner.  Standing.  Breathing.  Waiting for death or reprieve.

I know things changed from there.  That was the last of the ultra crazy left governments, though frankly all the governments in Portugal are left/left/lefter until recently and recently might be a forlorn hope.  But they weren’t CRAZY left, trying to outlaw anyone who disagreed with them.  The route to normalcy started.

You can tell I’m all to pieces when I start thinking of that one march, of that one moment, of the stupid flag and the wind hurting my arm, and the rain dripping down.

You see, when everything goes bad; when it all goes wrong; when instability crashes over you like a flooding tide, people tend to assume all the normal conventions of life will be suspended.  Everything will be wild and wooly, and we’ll all be Mad Max with less cool rides.

It’s not like that.  Most of the time the pattern of normal life holds – even for dangerous subversives and troublemakers.  Getting rid of you is more trouble than not.

Most of the time routines just go.  A little more difficult.  Extended families cluster together because there are fewer jobs, and everyone is trying to survive.  You learn to cobble a living from what was once your hobbies.  The more hobbies, the better off you are.   You make clothes and jewelry to sell to other people who are broke.  You sell at a great discount, but make a profit, because you’re buying scrap fabric from someone who scavenges from the textile factory’s scrap heap.

No one can afford anything and, objectively, you’re all poorer than church mice.  But the shadow economy keeps people more or less okay.

It’s just sometimes the store shelves are empty.  And sometimes, you turn the corner of the street and find yourself in the middle of a full-fledged street battle and might be shot at.  And sometimes people disappear.  And you can’t trust anything you read in the papers.

And sometimes things go too far and sixteen year olds have to stare down machine guns.

Chaos over normalcy.  Normalcy over chaos.  You walk the fine line and you don’t realize you’re holding your breath.

And you don’t know there are scars there.  You’re walking wounded.  You don’t know you’ve been cut.  The instability and the fear have become normal.

You don’t realize as you’re decompressing through the years.  And you rarely think how bad it was.

Until you find yourself, years later, thinking of yourself at sixteen, holding the banner in the wind and the rain, and you realize you’re holding your breath; you’re pacing the floor.

Metaphorically speaking, you’re in your mom’s living room again.  You just came home and Green Acres was playing on the little dinky black and white TV.  And now you’re standing in front of it, your fists clenched, your breath held.

Waiting.

*Do try to be good in comments, as I’m going to be out of pocket and unable to look at them till mid to late afternoon.  Yes, I’m aware some of you will have issues.  This once I’ll allow you painful puns if you promise to stay off politics.  I’m sorry.  I didn’t want to write this, but it was all that could be written — perhaps a reflection of the inner issues just now. Sometimes Blog Writes You.  I know I’ve told this story before — it’s simply where my mind goes in certain circumstances even if the details are fuzzy.  Well, the important ones are fuzzy.  I remember the sleeve and the rain really well.)  Be good and I’ll see you on the flip side.*

*Update: Now home for first time in more than two weeks.  Commenting will be erratic as will instalinking tonight.  I have kids, cats and most of all husband to reconnect with and also boring but pressing clerical work, relating to reversal of rights for out of print works that MUST be done today even if mailed tomorrow.*

*For those wondering “where did the new post go?” the problem is that it was supposed to be at Mad Genius Club and earlier and… yeah… I messed up the cueing.  So.  If you want to read THAT go to Mad Genius Club.*

Yesterday before going to bed – always a bad idea reading annoying stuff before bed – I was reading an article by a very young columnist.  I fear I was harsh to him in comments (stop with the “he deserves it” you who know who he is) because he’s young and stupid (the two conditions often go together) and full of the false gravity and despondence that go with it.

The cause of his horrendous, terrible, no good alarm was the machines intended as “sperm extractors” created in China recently.  This made the young – did I mention young? – male columnist despondent about raising a boy in this dreadful world with this dreadful temptation.

I did mention he’s very young, right?  After I made two very mean comments (to be honest I would have done the same to my own kids.  It keeps the vapors of youth under control and gives them a hint older people are laughing at them.  And also that we want them off our lawn.) I started feeling a little sorry for him.

Not because I – and another Baen author, heaven help us – was mean to him, but because he thinks he knows what he’s doing and he’s setting himself up for a world of regrets.  You see, he’s also hesitating on having more kids because of the long war we’re involved in with Islamists and because “the world is such a mess.”

He’s young, but he’s older than my kids.  Because he graduated college three years ago, depending on whether he took grad studies or not, he’s either 25 or 28.  In any case, he’s not in his mid teens.  He’s married, and his wife appears to be about his age.  They’re intending to have kids “in ten or more likely fifteen years.”  (Hits head against the wall.  HARD.)

I feel sorry for him, because though the reason I only have two kids is not THAT even I didn’t realize how stupid that idea was till I hit forty.

For those who don’t know this, I went through six years of infertility before I managed to have one son, then got blessed with another, by surprise, four years later, when I was about to start another round of infertility.  And yeah, raising them has been hard, and yeah, the world they’re going to inherit is a total mess.

But the world has always been a mess.  Raising kids has always been hard.  (Though the fact that we’re competing professional with people who never had them makes it seem worse.)  And the rewards…  Just trust me.  It’s not just the kids themselves, but watching human beings grow, and understanding at last the full scope of human experience.

No, I’m not disparaging those of you who don’t have them.  I understand some of you have very good reasons.  But if you want them and have even the slightest inclination, you’re going to have to trust me: worth every sleepless night, every heart-tightening moment when you are afraid they’ll break their heads, or their hearts or their future.

Well, we didn’t try for the second and were – after four years – going to make a desultory effort when we got a  surprise, for two reasons: a) we thought it was impossible.  b) we were almost rock bottom broke until Robert was about four.  (A job crisis, my having to abandon my translation client list when we moved, health issues and a move across country will do that.)

And then Marshall had childhood asthma and a heart defect (now grown-out-of) and we were moving, and then I got published…  When we stopped to take a breath and realized we were (if only we’d known how briefly!) financially stable, I was well, and the career was running on tracks (if only we knew how briefly!) and, hey, we should start treatment and have a couple more kids.

At thirty nine I got old my chances were close to zero of conceiving again – and carrying to term – and they were in fact right.  We could probably have managed it with in vitro or other truly aggressive techniques, but in case I did not mention it before, our financial stability was short lived.  Not to the point of starving – and not as bad as it’s gotten this past couple of years – but bad enough that disposable income for that type of procedure was close to nil.  We finally gave up a year ago.

There is no point crying over children who never existed, and there is no way of going back and changing it – and that’s why I say if you have the slightest inclination, if you like children, if you want to be a parent: have them now.  Don’t wait for a nebulous future when things will be better.

The world is a mess.  It’s always been a mess.  It might have been an idyllic paradise before the first intra-tribal warfare, when there were only six humans in the world, but I doubt it.  I think they were just getting stomped flat by mammoth and if they’d had a little more command of language would have said “Ah, Oog, who want to bring child into this messed up world?”

I read in Heinlein’s biography that he and his first wife put off having children, because the world was such a mess.  And who could have blamed them with WWII coming on and black and red fascism getting ready to swallow the world.

In fact, if he’d had that child, he’d now be my dad’s age, and would have lived a mostly peaceful, prosperous life.  And yes, that marriage was a mess, but kids have turned out notably well from marriages that are a mess.  But it never happened, and there are no RAH descendants running around.  (Except the ones he raised – we, the children of his mind.  And I’m not disparaging that.)

And of course, you’re not financially stable.  Oh, listen, I don’t think anyone younger than fifty has KNOWN what financially stable is.  We’re lucky.  Dan has been laid off exactly once in his career, which given how tech works, is near miraculous.  (He had to quit twice, the second time because his company had stopped paying him, but he was laid off only once, for structural reasons having nothing to do with him.)  And I’m a writer.  It’s not only always feast and famine, but it’s always feast and famine and no promise of future work at all.  Though like Dan I’ve only been “laid off” (told to walk) once.  However, there are no guarantees.  Not even now with indie and the space opera doing well.  There is nothing but to keep moving and working, and hoping.

But we haven’t starved, and if we had more kids they wouldn’t have starved either.  Yes, mostly we eat made-from-scratch at home and birthday party means a cake and maybe a few friends over, not renting a restaurant and having rides for the kids.  No, we don’t take vacations abroad, save for occasionally visiting my parents and that’s not really vacation or abroad.  No, they don’t get the fancy outfits and the cool brands, and we shop mostly at used clothing stores.  But they don’t go naked, and they’ve never had a winter without a coat.

Waiting till you’re “financially well off” can very well turn into waiting forever, given the mess the economy is in.  And you know what, your grandparents had kids in worse conditions and that’s why you’re here.  (At least our kids never went barefoot, and never had days of “vegetable soup, that’s all there is.”  — we had those days, but we always made sure they had a little meat or eggs or something.)  Turns out kids don’t need fancy clothes, or expensive vacations, or even to see all the shows and have the gaming systems their friends do.  At least our kids seem to be just fine.

But – you’ll say – why have kids when the Earth is overpopulated?  Did you hear that?  That was me rolling my eyes so hard it hurt.

What do you mean by overpopulated?  Why do you say that?  Are you sharing your room with three strangers, or did you only have a rationed handful of food for breakfast?

Most scarcity in the world is not the result of too many people, but of too much government.  The Earth is nowhere near too crowded and Paul Ehrlich isn’t dead but his ideas are and always were.  The man has never made a single accurate prediction in his life.  (And why should he?  No one calls him on the wrong ones.)

The “overpopulated” is the cry of alarmists who want to feel important and of misanthropes for whom another human is one too many.  Or self haters, of course, one mustn’t forget them.

Even if the Earth were overpopulated, look…  We’re a colonizing species.  That’s what we do.  And the universe seems to be full of that dirt stuff we like to walk around on, and it turns out that our solar system is full of water after all… and we’re a clever monkey.  We can take those two and create habitats.

What we can’t do is create more humans where there are none – or not if we don’t have them when the time is right for them.

So… have one.  Have two.  Have three.  Be DARING, have four.

Just like the only true expression of fandom is to buy the books, the true expression of hope in the future is to have children.

The future belongs to those who show up.  Yes, maybe your kid will be a mass murderer (well, it’s something that must be contemplated – I mean, cats are safe because they don’t have opposable thumbs) but overall the chances are lower of that than that he’ll be the guy who invents FTL travel, or the woman who finally figures out the rejuv treatments that will allow you another forty years to make up for the time you spent raising them.

Have a kid.  Have it now.  The offer comes with an expiration date and no it won’t wait till you’re just in the perfect place.

And in the long run it won’t matter.  Your kid, brought up without a pony and all, might be the one who creates robot-ponies.  And then he or she will grow up and have another kid – and that means the future for our kind will go on and that hope of a better future will remain alive.

That’s the only kind of happy ending our kind is ever granted.  And it is enough.

This weekend I attended Fencon.  (Well, I went to my panel.  I never made it to my signing because you wouldn’t believe the roads around here.)  I only had a panel and a signing, since, with all the traveling I’ve been doing I seem to have missed their “choosing” emails.

The panel I was in was “Piftfalls in your publishing career” and I groaned inwardly because the other people in the panel were with people I chose to no longer work with.

You’d think it would be awkward, right?  I’d have to say things like “Did you read that clause in the contract?  And you signed it?”

Turns out I need not have worried.  You wouldn’t believe it, given that most of Dallas highways are under construction and that we spent most of our time looking like we were in a vast parking lot – but it turns out the car was a Delorian after all and we hit 88 on the way to the con.  Must have, because it was a blast from the past.

Publishing pitfalls?  Publish America and scam agents.

Now, while Publish America is … er…. Ethically challenged and while I know they’ve suckered decent, honest writers in the past, they are an almost charmingly innocent evil.  Their only twist is the whole “we don’t charge you for your vanity book” but even in that they’re not exactly alone anymore.  I mean, what do you think all the agencies publishing your book on the side are doing “We don’t charge you to publish your book.”  But, because of the number of books they put out and the low production costs of books, they stand to make money.  More money than you will if the stuff filtering back from non-bestselling-friends is any indication.

Then there are publishers – standard, “honest”, traditional publishers… who are doing anything from slipping clauses in your contracts saying they now own not just your book (forever) but your characters and even your name.  Which means if you walk on them, then they can have someone else continue your books under your name.  Oh, yeah, and you can no longer write your characters or use your name.  Then there is a twist I’ve been seeing in friends’ contracts (some of them for short stories!) recently, where if you sign that contract, you’ll need the publisher’s permission to write anything else, ever.  WRITTEN permission.

Oh, sorry, anything “similar.”  But if I choose to talk about elves in my blog, does that make the piece similar to my fantasy?  No?  Are you sure?  Better be safe, now and ask for written permission.  Every time.

This is explained – was to me, when a big publisher tried to put that in a contract – as “the publishers want you to have an exclusive relationship with them.

Oh, I believe that.  But the relationship they want to have with you is that a victorious invader has with the conquered woman.  They want to take the writer into their cave and rape him/her at will, with no hope of rescue ever.

Because the only way “I want you to only publish with us and we’ll make sure of that by contract” is to make sure you can’t run away and also that if they kill your career it will be dead.  Which keeps you subservient and willing to do anything and endure anything they throw at you, of course.

And of course agents are letting this happen.  In a moment of clarity one of the other panel participants told the audience “if you’re not the one paying your agent, then the agent doesn’t work for you.”

I’ve told you I didn’t want an argument and I didn’t want to make a scene.  Not there.  And there wasn’t much point, since I was outnumbered four to one and we were talking to RAW newbies.  If I started ranting, they’d just think I was insane.

So I bit my tongue so hard I’m still talking funny, but I let it slip.  I mean, what would the point be, PRECISELY of pointing out that in fact you never pay your agent.  The publisher pays your agent.  If you don’t get a publisher, there is no sale, and nothing for the agent to take a cut of.  So the agent who wants to make a living wants to be in good with the publishers.  You’re not the boss, you’re a commodity being sold… often up the river.

So  I bit my tongue.  I did get some words in edgewise to point out that no, there is no longer a stigma to going indie, and yes, you can do a professional job.  I don’t know if this countered their impression that they would have to hire a cover artist, a cover designer and four copyeditors – an impression fostered by my co-panelists.

The ancient chestnut that a paperback book takes a hundred thousand dollars to get to print was trotted out again.  I wonder if the figure was ever even vaguely true.  Somehow I doubt it.  Back when publishing was done the old fashioned way a hundred thousand was a lot more money than it is now.  Old fashioned way?  Sure.  I had a friend who was published ten years before I was and when her book went out of print they asked her if she wanted to purchase the – what the heck was the real name?  I studied journalism once upon a time, and I used to know this! — … page-molds, made of lead, used to print each page of the book.  If she didn’t want it it would be re-melted.

My first published book never had these lead-pages.  Instead, it was typeset electronically, from my file.

Also books used to be printed in fairly large quantities and had then to be destroyed/pulped if they didn’t sell.  They were also shipped out in massive quantities that might or might not sell.  Now?  Now the books are mostly pod with micro printruns, usually of less than a thousand books.  One of my editors in 2003 told me “we’re all pod now.”  And of course, they exist as electrons.  As for copy edit, edit (for those who get it) and cover design…  er….  Most of these are performed by low-paid staffers.  It’s not like they have to pay the entire 30k or whatever salary to the staffer for YOUR book.

I’d guess paperbacks are relatively cheap now.  If you print more than a thousand copies – which even in a semi-pod-model any traditional publisher will do, that brings the cost per book way down, and the aggregate even more so, since, you know, it’s a thousand copies, not twenty thousand which used to be a low printrun back in the day.

So, no, traditional publishers are not spending a hundred thousand dollars to put Ms. Newby’s paperback on the shelves.  I’d be very shocked if, all the staffers’ salaries being taken proportionally, etc, they’re spending much more than ten thousand.  And I suspect the figure is closer to five thousand – or else their marketing model is REALLY screwed up and they’d already be bankrupt.

Of course if you’re publishing yourself you won’t need that much either.  Most of us in the arts have friends who can do the cover design for us (or we learn, painfully.  It’s not like the traditional cover designs are doing really well with ebooks, either) and there is excellent – EXCELLENT – stock art you can get (in fact, I’ve caught some pieces I’ve browsed on the cover of traditionally published books!)  And you won’t be printing a thousand books because, let’s face it, you’re not shipping them.  If you put them on Create Space or similar, your costs are going to be around $100.

I tried to hint at this, but didn’t get into a discussion.  Instead, I sat there in shock that we’d taken the WAAAAY back machine to the nineties and Publish America was the most deceptive force preying on consumers.

Pull the other one, will you?  It plays jinglebells.

I did manage to wedge in that you must – you MUST – look carefully at every contract and that you must get an IP lawyer EVEN if you have a contract.

I did this, because one tries to snatch brands from the fire, even when the house is burning down.  And for some of those beginners it might be enough.  And perhaps no one in the world should be exposed to my current opinion of most traditional publishers.  I’ve found most newbies don’t listen, anyway.  They just say “but it’s my dream, it’s what I always wanted.”

I found out most professionals don’t want to listen anyway, either.  They’ve fought their way in, their in, they just want it to work as advertised.  If they believe hard enough, it will happen, right?  This is a disturbance and it will soon pass.

And even those who want to get out and who want to believe have a tradition of bowing and scraping.  Why didn’t I get in a fight on that panel?  Because I didn’t want to upset my colleagues.  Yeah, it might have done no good for the newbies, they might have thought I was crazy.  But, most of all, I didn’t want to upset my colleagues or the con organizers.

Habit.  Habit that still lurks in the back of my mind from when a bad word from another writer could mean your best bet to publish one of your books wouldn’t.

Habit of living bowing, tugging on the forelock, cap in hand.

It will take time to break.  Most indie authors who come from traditional publishing are like the proverbial freed lion, still pacing in the confines of his vanished jail.

It will change.  At least it can change.  And freedom is possible.

Lately, in politics, in publishing, even in industry, I keep wondering what rabbit hole opened up and swallowed me whole.

No, I’m serious.  Listen to me.

We have publishers who choose to try to kill ebooks to “advantage” hardcovers, something that should be self-obviously out of the realm of sanity, because… well… for one we’re in a recession and hardcovers always do badly in those, second because people who’ve decided to go mostly e-book aren’t going to buy the hardcover.  They’re going to wait then let it drop.  By the time the ebook comes out, they won’t remember they wanted to read that book.  So, it’s a huge fail.  But the publishing houses are committed to this strategy.

And you wonder – are they insane?

We have journalists who don’t seem interested in investigating anything at all and who – please don’t argue with me.  I’ve seen the emails from journolist and it’s disgusting – think their job is (just as the publishers think their job is) to control the outcome of things that should be beyond their power.  To “push the right view” as it were, instead of the truth.  They have to realize (round ’bout the second summer of recovery malaise they should have realized it, but even the WSJ was buying into the hype and singing from the hymnal) that even if people wanted to believe them, they’re going to believe their lying eyes FIRST.

And you wonder – are they insane?

Don’t get me started on our government, which seems to have crossed entirely into the realm of fantasy, thinking that wars can be stopped by apologizing to people who want to kill you (listen, dork, this is not your freshman seminar.  In reality people who want to kill have other issues with you than that you might have been a little too forceful with them, mkay?  In the case of America the problem they have with us is that their  kraptastic leaders have convinced the people of some countries that WE are responsible for their misery.  This keeps the leaders in power and the masses howling against the Great Satan.  I think the leaders of those countries might run some publishing houses too.  See behavior to Amazon.)  Or thinking that we can conjure money out of thin air and this means we’re CREATING value.  Or thinking that taxing “the rich” means more money, instead of “the rich” leaving for other countries or stopping money-making activity.  (Hint, taxing doesn’t happen in a vaccum.  It changes behaviors.  That’s the whole point.)  Or thinking that they can support a fast-aging group with a shrinking youth when the youth has neither jobs nor enough numbers.)  Or…

And you wonder – are they insane?

Then there’s Hollywood.  Even accounting for the fact that they get a lot of money from overseas, surely it wouldn’t be that hard for them to make movies that appeal to both?  And even overseas, frankly, certain types of flicks sell better.  Instead we see the politically correct take over and over again, and – as in books – it’s boring and it no longer sells, and yet they keep doing it.

And you wonder – are they insane?

And I’m sure ALL OF YOU – all of you – with expertise in fields that I don’t know are observing the same effect.

And wondering – are they insane?

They can’t be, right?  Even accounting for third-generation stupidity —  meaning that in many fields for three generations the “search” has been for people with certain political opinions, not the best at whatever the field is – even with the fantasy land most of our education has become, people can’t be THAT stupid.  They have to realize what they’re doing isn’t working or is having the opposite effect of the desired, right?

And then it hit me: they’re not trying to adapt or adjust to the future – they’re running out the clock.

You know what I mean.  There’s a football game where one team is barely ahead and the time is running out and instead of pushing for scoring, the team is just blocking and running out the clock.

Seen from this perspective the picture suddenly makes sense.

No, this is not a boomer-bashing post, but it is undeniable they are the largest age-cohort to come through in a long month of Sundays.  And here statistics don’t lie and the trying to co-opt my age range doesn’t work.  The boom stopped around 53/54.  And they are… shall we say clannish?  For a long time it was a more or less open secret they preferred to hire their own cohort.  Now, I’m not sure because I don’t care anymore.

What this means is that when I started getting published most of the publishers/editors were ten to twenty years older than I.  Their interchangeable assistants (Baen always excepted in these things) were ten to fifteen years younger than I.  Most of those are gone, and there are other bright, doomed and clueless faces there.  BUT the main editors/publishers are still the same.  Still making the decisions.  Still… running out the clock.

I’ve heard comments to this extent once of twice.  Most of them are now either at or past ages when they could retire.  Their stocks aren’t doing too well, but if they keep the houses going to a point they can retire, then they’ll have their pension or whatever.  And what happens to the industry/government/art when they’re gone is of remarkable little concern to them.

This is not an effect of the boomers being evil.  It’s an effect of a massive bump in the population that was then followed by a contraction in birth rates.  It means that the people who are now in control are in their early/mid sixties, with a few older ones.

It means both they have trouble adapting to new situations and catastrophic change – which we’re surrounded by on all sides – and conceptualizing or caring about things in the future in ten, twenty, thirty years.  This is compounded by the fact that in my field at least most of them are childless.  (And in other fields a remarkable number of them are childless.  Both the demands of a career and economic pressure did that and account for the baby bust following the boom.)

So, in enlightened self-interest, people who have no investment in the future are running out the clock.

What I think they’re failing to take into account is: what happens when the last tick echoes?

Sometimes there are no happy endings.  There are just happier endings than there could be.

In the version of Cinderella I first read, the stepmother – a neighboring lady with property, who wanted the larger property of the windowed father of Cinderella – tempted Cinderella first with the idea that it would be nice to have a mother who’d care for her.  And the step sisters were so nice and such good playmates to the lonely little girl.

When Cinderella suggested to her father that he should marry this nice widowed lady, her father said he would marry her when the pockets of his good (leather) hunting jacket wore through.  So…  Cinderella started rubbing salt inside the pockets until they wore out, then nagged her father into fulfilling his promise and thereby sealed herself into years of servitude.

But Sarah – you say – that story has a happy ending, and the party with the pumpkins and marrying the handsome prince might never have come to pass without her long years of servitude in the kitchen.

And that’s where you and I part company.  I believe in miracles, mind.  Seen them myself.  But a miracle usually starts inside someone, with the strength to do something.  It’s not a fairy godmother with a magic wand and dresses made of gold and diamond and the conveniently lost shoe, at the stroke of midnight.  Those were the inventions of a French aristocratic culture that had lost its moorings in reality and forgot that most miracles are just a thumb on the scales and little things that fix otherwise out of kilter circumstances.

Could the story have had a miracle ending?  Sure.  Cinderella grows up, runs away from home, becomes a famous courtesan and snares the prince to such an extent that, on finding her origin is perfectly acceptable, he marries her secretly.  She’d be scandalous, and whispered about but she might eventually be accepted as Queen.  Or she might have found some protector, perhaps a distant relative and sued the stepmother for the restitution of her property.  Or—

But it is never easy.  It is never simple.  And the end is not guaranteed.

Sarah, you say?  Why are you so mad about a fairytale?  What on Earth is wrong with you?

I’m not mad about it.  Cinderella, at least the version in which Cinderella is responsible for her own doom, is probably one of my favorites.  Which of us doesn’t want to believe that in the end everything will be restored to order and that no matter how bit a botch we make of things someone will swoop in and rescue us?

More importantly, though, there is another point here: at the beginning, Cinderella is the isolated geek girl, lonely and different.  It is obvious from the context – and for those who know history – that her father is what used to be called “addicted to the sport” which, before your dirty minds get going, means that he likes hunting and possibly fishing (though that was considered low) and perhaps horse racing.  This for someone of the nobility meant that he would be home very little.

In the version of the story I read, Cinderella was a reader, loved stories.

So, she was a lonely little girl brought up by books.  An ODD.

When odds feel accepted, there is a tendency to not notice or see the knife hidden behind the lace sleeve.

What are you going on again, Sarah?

…  someone brought up – here at some point (I’m too sleepy to dig through comments) – that homosexuals used to be considered a security risk.  To which someone else countered there were good reasons – fair or not – for the practice, because they were blackmail risks, at a time when same sex connections were the love that dare not speak its name.

From this I mentioned in passing that excluded groups are always a risk in any system, because you’re going to get the brilliant young man or woman who can’t advance for some reason that has nothing to do with him or her: homosexuality; gender; race; handicap…  whatever it turns out to be that the society considers bad.

This is why the story telling resounds as true in the movie 300 (And the comic book on which it was based.)  I’m old enough to have read old history books that approved of Sparta’s mini-eugenics program, where babies showing any defect (or even babies who were judged too weak) could be exposed and left to die.

There were good reasons for this, mind.  Sparta, in fact all of the Greek city-states were drawing from a limited gene pool and eliminating the ones that showed defects made it less likely that their city (which depended to an extent on warfare and pillage for survival) would end up with children with three eyes and one foot.

But the exclusion was absolute.  So any child greatly deformed who nonetheless survived would have a reason to betray the city.

There used to be good reasons to exclude women from positions of power and even from education, back when contraception was unreliable and most women’s lives consumed with child rearing.  Any woman who can remain perfectly rational when one of her children is in even mild trouble; any woman who thinks pregnancy brings no change to the mental capacities of the mother, is a woman who has never had children.  Any woman who thinks the jokes about PMS and menopause are just sexist and have no basis in fact has her ovaries and uterus in suspension somewhere and has never experienced cycles.

And there were good reasons for excluding homosexuals and foreigners and other races: reasons that applied to that time and place, no matter how weird they seem to us.

None of which accounts for the Odd – the one of us – who falls under that exclusion: people who are either smarter than others (most of you) or adept with words (most of me – shuddup, walk a mile in my head sometime) or good at inventing new stuff… Something that sets them apart, a core of competency that makes them different.  (Though I’ll point out most of us who are Odd, who don’t quite fit in, seem to be qualitatively rather than quantitatively different.  It’s not that we have higher IQs – though some do – it’s that our mental processes are just… odd.  It’s not that we’re more competent – we just look at things upside down and sideways and sometimes see things others don’t.)

Anyway, people who know they could go far and can’t because of something innate tend to resent the whole system and view it only as “that evil thing on my neck.”

This explains how throughout history the gifted outcasts of relatively free systems were willing – eager, in fact – to cast their lot in with those who wanted to use them for destroying the system and create a far more oppressive one.

Every totalitarian revolution in history used these – from the French revolution on.  The very people who would suffer most under Soviet oppression (or Cuban) were the people who helped it come on, because they were excluded under the old system too and wanted … What Cinderella wanted.  What the stepmother promised: you’ll be loved, you’ll be accepted, you’ll be normal.

We’re social apes.  That is a powerful promise.  Most of us would rather be poor and loved and fabulously wealthy and totally isolated.

And so they bring on their own doom, because the one thing that a totalitarian system can’t allow is the odd, the different, those who don’t fit in.  And these people have already proven they are trouble.

Even those who helped ignite the fuse of these revolutions – Robspierre – end up being eaten in the end.

Much like Cinderella they usher in their servitude and there is no fairy godmother.

There never is a fairy godmother.

When one sells one’s odd, isolated but free state for servitude, and betrays those who might have offended/hurt us, but who nonetheless allow us to exist – the payment is always the same.  Ask those (probably some of them my ancestors) who opened the doors of Roman citadels to the Carthaginian troops and later – much later – to the Muslim invaders.

It doesn’t matter much, by the way, if the exclusion is real, or if one was just brought up to think he’s excluded and that his rather charmed career would have been better “if society is fairer.”  The result is always the same.

This is why Marxists divide people into groups and assign categories of injury and compensation to each.  While you can keep one race up against the other, the straights against the gays (or vice versa) and convince men and women that their interests are different, you keep them all from realizing it’s YOUR boot on everyone’s neck.  And each one will fink on all the rest to get “compensation” and “fairness” for themselves.  And the result is always the same.

And there is no fairy godmother.  You can come back from the fatal mistake of trusting the wolf with guarding the sheep.  But it takes a miracle.  It takes an internal miracle, one that makes you capable of changing yourself from inside and of taking actions to get the outcome you wish.  No one is going to wave a wand.  You’re not going to ride to the ball in a pumpkin.  You’ve got yourself in this mess, and you’ve got to dig out.

And historically speaking, particularly for those who’ve sold their heritage to totalitarians, the chances are low.  (The chances are low for those who engaged in more home-level forms of betrayal, too, it’s just that your family, your spouse, your friends are less likely to put you up against a wall and execute you.  Normally.)

What do I mean by all this?

Nothing, my pretty.  Go back to sleep.  It’s just a fairytale.

This is the first of a possibly continuing, irregular series of moral musings.  Part of it was brought about by the usual miscreants poking me and asking “hey, why don’t you do THIS” and it strikes me as worthwhile, because ultimately that’s what storytellers deal in: the good, the evil, the sin, the punishment and the redemption.

Stories are imperfect vehicles for a moral vision, of course.  Much easier to just throw it all out as commandments but I don’t even climb mountains much and the last time I saw a burning bush was the Colorado wild fires – in other words, I don’t have any moral authority and can’t order the world around. Not and have them obey.  And those that do and have an army… well, hopefully I’ll get around to covering that under the shades of “evil.”  So, stories are all I have.

And before someone brings religion into it (further) let me establish at the outset that yes, I’m a believer.  Some of you even know what I believe in, and some of you know what I struggle with.  Those of you who know are friends and those who don’t know don’t need to, because, here’s the thing—

When I face the world at large, which is what I hope to do with my stories, I’m not dealing only with a sect of people who believe what is written in a book or a set of books.  I’m not dealing with people who accept one law.

We are, whether you like it or not, a plural society when it comes to belief.  Probably still majority Judeo-Christian but the infinite shadings of those make things a little fuzzy around the edges.  (Okay, very fuzzy.  As fuzzy as Havelock when he hasn’t been groomed in a while, and that cat is a Turkish van.)

I do occasionally read fiction intended for a Christian and/or Jewish audience.  Mostly since I got a Kindle and the ability to download.  My requirements for it are exactly the same as any other story.  It has to carry the load of the story and make me feel the good/evil/horror/redemption/etc. without recourse to a single incident/moment which is entirely religious-law based.

I don’t know if I’m making much sense here.  It’s not that I don’t share the beliefs in those stories (most of them at any rate.  My background is definitely Judeo-Christian as are my beliefs) BUT that for the story to have an impact it needs to do more than point to the law and go “And he was a good person, because—”

Look, I have this issue with Jane Austen’s Mansfield Park.  I was never as confronted with how views of morality have changed as when reading it last time.  In the book it is very clear that not only do the characters believe in life after death, but that the passage through Earth is a sojourn.  This is clear because the solution to the sinning character’s infraction is not the one that would make the rest of her life (possibly sixty years or so, since she is a very young woman) and that of her co-conspirators “whole” in the sense we’d think of it: i.e. getting to marry again and hush up the scandal, but the one that costs her, her family and everyone around (except the rather odd couple who gets pushed together by this) the most, but prevents – probably – giving a bad example to others.

If you want a view into two completely different sets of morals and into how much society has changed on that, read Austen’s Mansfield Park and Heyer’s Venetia back to back.

I will confess my view of it is closer to Heyer’s.  While I trust in life after death, I believe in forgiving and making things as whole as we can on Earth.  Perhaps that’s a lack of faith.  It probably is, but I’m not going to go there or get lost in those particular weeds.  The point is that Heyer’s story, while also about sinning and repentance and ultimate redemption will reach a modern audience much faster than Austen’s (unabridged.  If you’re going by the movie, you’re not even close to the original book.)  It’s more understandable to the rather pragmatic sense of good and evil we’ve developed in a society where people have highly individualized beliefs.  In fact in some of Mansfield Park (the theatricals!) one often feels like they’re playing from a rule book that’s hidden from us.

All this to say that because rules change, it is not a matter of whether I believe a book of rules or not.  It’s a matter of whether I can communicate that book of rules to the audience I hope to reach without making them go “Oh, come on now.  You’re just preaching to me.”  Or “You’re playing inside baseball.”

Is it possible?  Oh, heck yeah.  Look, most of the code of honor by which Ancient Greece played is now opaque to us, but their plays still grab us and make us experience what they wanted us to, if not in the exact way they wanted us to, then not very far off.

My middle schooler fell in love with the classical Greek playwrights before he had the slightest notion what was at the back of it (which he’s still studying.)  [Of course being an engineer by inclination, his attention was immediately diverted to seeing what mechanical contraptions they used for staging the plays then studying how that influenced the plays themselves.  He wrote a paper about it, that’s lying around somewhere.]

So, it can be done.  And in my opinion it is the job of the story teller: to make the reader/viewer experience emotions so strong that the story becomes a part of him or her.

If you think on how false memories are created — how it’s possible, through vivid story telling, to tell a story that people believe they’ve experienced – you realize how important a tool the storytellers have at their fingertips (literally) and what I mean, in the long run, that the storyteller have not only a good notion of good and evil, but also of what is good and evil in his society.  The first will give force to the narrative, the second will allow it to reach its audience.

And so we go back, way way back to the first notions of good and evil.  And let me tell you, children, they had it easy back then.

When you’re the story teller to a tribe of a hundred people or so and you all have the same taboos, then all you have to do is violate that taboo, and oooh.  Power.

Therefore you can make a story about how Oog went into the forest at night, which is a taboo, and everyone immediately feels Oog’s daring, his sacrilege and is then primed for redemption and punishment.

The first morals, in either human society or in individual humans development are group-based rules.  Because we’re social animals, that’s our default mode.  “Evil” becomes what would get us cast out of the tribe.  If you think back, really far in your life – say if you’re one of those people (yeah, I am) who has memories before the age of six or so – you’ll remember the first few times going outside your family and experiencing a change in how things are done as a sort of moral violation.  Say your friend’s mom folds the dish towel “Wrong” – you’ll experience as strong a sense of revulsion as if they violated a moral rule.  (Having been raised mostly around/by my paternal grandparents, when my poor maternal grandparents agreed to house-and-Sarah sit for a few months while I was in high school and my parents were away, I was a pain in the neck to them mostly because everything my maternal grandmother did was subtly “wrong.”  Nothing major, but just out of kilter, and since we were in my parents’ house, I experienced all of it as a violation of rules, from the way she boiled milk, to the way she did dishes.  I hope where she is she has forgiven me for being sullen and nasty beyond even the bounds of teenager behavior.  At the time – and for many years after – I had no clue what made me so cross with her.  But it was that “violation of how things are done.”)

Nowadays… not so much.  Not when you hope to reach an audience of millions.  (And more so with kindle and a worldwide audience.)

You can still work with the rules of your tribe/your received handbook, but you’d best use the story to convince us why that is indeed evil.  And you’d best learn to distinguish the important, big Good/Evil questions from the ones that are merely the rules of your tribe.

This might present even more of a problem if you are a post modern kind of person, because they’ve gone around the other way and don’t seek moral justifications for their internal taboos, just enshrine those, so that they become a tribe of one and “evil is what violates my principles.”  There’s danger there because, say, if you are a fervent green type of person, you’ll experience SUVs as evil and you’ll totally fail to explain the taboo to someone like me who lives in CO (four wheel drive) and who often transports large/heavy furniture.  This increases the chances your book will get deleted and/or thrown against a wall, depending on the format I’m reading you in.

So, where do you go to find the source of Good and Evil, if you discard the simple answer of “to this scroll” or “to that rule book”?

How do you connect to it?  How do you connect it to your reader?

The ancient Greeks still connect, so clearly there is a way to do it.

Where is your tree of Good and Evil?

(…to be continued.  And religious in-fighting in the comments will be met with a baseball bat to the forehead.  I’m writing a novel, so keep the screaming to a low roar, please.  And, btw, I’m not saying I have any definite answers — this is by way of being an exploration for me as well as for, hopefully, others.)

Guys,

I’ve been traveling and attending cons, and teaching workshops and–

I’ve been lousy at promoting your stuff.  So, because I’ll probably post late-ish tomorrow, post anything you’re giving away/have recently published/have samples of up, etc in the comments.

*I might have invented a new form of self-torture with this chapter a week thing.  I’m sorry this is late and short, as I am in the middle of trying to get Noah’s Boy all together (easier said than done, when one is threading in a whole new plot that ends up being the climax of the book) and am now at the point I’m all IN that book, but had to drag myself out do this chapter.  I probably am making Seraphim dumber than heck, and might be having him have a repeat revelation.  Never mind that.  I’ll fix in rewrite.  By now the clever reader (and all my readers are clever) should be able to see what the climax dilemma will entail.*

*This is the Fantasy novel I’m posting here for free, one chapter every Friday.   If your conscience troubles you getting something for free, do hit the donate button on the right side.  Anyone donating more than $6 will get a non-drm electronic copy of Witchfinder in its final version, when it’s published.
There is a compilation of previous chapters here  all in one big lump, which makes it easier to read and I will compile each new chapter there, a week after I post.  When the novel is completed and about to be edited the compilation page will probably be deleted.

Oh, this is in pre-arc format, meaning you’ll find the occasional spelling mistake and sentence that makes no sense.  It’s not exactly first draft, but it’s not at the level I’d send to a publisher, yet. *

A matter of power

“One doesn’t,” the honorable Jonathan Blythe said.  “Simply walk into the Royal palace.  Particularly not–” he gave Seraphim Ainsling, lately the Duke of Darkwater a derisive look, and Marlon Elfborne, or perhaps Sydell, a puzzled one.  “Particularly not, I say, when one has a price on one’s head.”

Seraphim raised his eyes at Jon, who seemed to suddenly have become all too sober, even if he retained his easy going mannerisms.  “Is there a price on my head, Jon,” he asked softly. “You said my title was removed, my property impounded – I presume – and I presume, as well, that I am under suspicion of murder, for I gather that’s the excuse for all this, that unfortunate man who died on my estate?  That I’m under suspicion of using illegal magic to kill him.  But I’ve I’ve not violated one of those laws that put you under an immediate death sentence.”  Seraphim tried very hard to keep from sliding his gaze sideways at Marlon.  “And even if I had, surely it would be a matter for the courts first?  I am a peer of the realm.  I might be tried in absentia, but surely I must be tried before I am condemned.”

“Who said anything about laws or the realm?” Jon said.  “Who said anything about trials, either?  Or the death of the man on your estate.  Sure, that’s what they used to impound all you own and to discredit you in the eyes of the world, but if you believe that is what you’re in real danger from, then you have no more hair than wit, and I wash my hands of you.”  He looked up, and must have read the plain incomprehension in Seraphim’s eyes.  “Ask instead why you were ever in danger – why there was a man on your estate.  He was dead before he ever came to you, by the way.  He has been dead for at least a year.  And he was not, at that, exactly a man, but never you mind that.”

“I am not sure what you mean,” Seraphim said, and he meant it.  He had no idea where this Jon Blythe had come from, who could spin plots and ideas that of course Seraphim had thought of, but only in the privacy of his own mind, and then quickly dismissed as too preposterous.  It was impossible that a vast shadowy network had been conspiring to ensnare him.  Surely what had happened to him was a series of spectacular bad luck, or else…  His mind stopped, because he knew for a fact that a royal princess had been whisked out of the realm, and Jon said it had been Sydell’s and the Blythe’s doing all along, but if it were so–  “But why me?” he said.  “Oh, surely, I was … involved in many worlds, and they could have brought me to trial on that, since it violates the royal decree about dealings with other Earths, but what can that have to do with—”

“No,” Jonathan said.  “They couldn’t have brought you to trial, because you know too much, and had they brought you in the examining magicians would learn of it, and some of those are incorruptible old soots, as you well know.”

“I?”  Seraphim leaned back.  He noted without thinking that Marlon had cleaned up spilled tea and broken porcelain and also that Marlon had poured Seraphim a new cup of tea and, having whisked from somewhere a glass decanter, was pouring an amber drop in it.

“Oh, brandy,” the Honorable Jonathan said.  “I say, can you—”

“No,” Marlon said, drily.  Then to Seraphim.  “I think you should have what I’ve poured for you.  It will help you.”

“I—” Seraphim said, and obeyed automatically, though objecting, “I am not so much shocked as puzzled.  I’m trying to think what I know that would give any examining magicians anything upon which to unravel a conspiracy.  I know I have rescued…  This would be in the last month, I presume, since before that they might know what I was doing but no one did anything about it.”

Jonathan inclined his head.  “They weren’t sure what you were doing, until my dearest sister accepted your offer last month.  They suspected you might have taken over the role of witchfinder, which was your father’s before it was abolished, of course.  But they didn’t know, and surely they couldn’t prove it.”

“The role of-_”

“I see. Your father never told you?”

Before Seraphim could answer, Marlon intervened.  “That part I know, though I didn’t know you’d taken it over, have you, Seraphim?”

“I took over my father’s work.”  The brandy might have been a bad idea, as Seraphim’s head ached fit to split.  “If that is what you mean.  I never heard of an official roll, but when my father…  After the funeral, Gabriel, who was cleaning my father’s room and disposing of his effects, before I moved into it, brought me some very odd artifacts, and also a diary he found concealed in a cunning place only a person of my father’s blood could open.  Through it I found that though my father had many failings – and his failings were as real as his virtues – I found that his career hadn’t been as deliberately ruinous as one would think.  I mean, he still gambled.  I think he was addicted to the rush of gambling, to be truthful.  And he…”  Seraphim smiled a little.  “One can’t deny that he left more byblows throughout the district than any but the noblest of royal lines have ever managed to leave, which considering he wasn’t working on a kingdom scale, must be, I suppose, counted to his credit.  But—” He paused.  “But the truth is that most of the time he was away from us, most of his months of seeming neglect of his family, he was in fact occupied in rescuing unfortunates from worlds where magic is illegal.  Gabriel and I… resumed his work.”

“The work of the witchfinder,” Marlon said.  “Of which your father was the last official one.  And before you excoriate him for not living within his means, do keep in mind that he used to get a stipend for this work, and was used to a vast royal largesse.”

“Oh,” Seraphim said.  Now his head was spinning and he knew this was naught but a mad dream.  “But no one told me!  Not even mama.”

“No, of course not.  If she suspected what he was doing, better to keep it secret,” Jon said. “But they would suspect you, particularly as your personality changed overnight after your father’s death.  So… when my sister accepted your so very kind offer,” he grinned.  “Remember she asked you for a lock of your hair?”

Seraphim remembered, because it had seemed such an odd sentimentality in Honoria.

“You didn’t give her a lock of your hair, Ainsling?” Marlon asked, shock and amusement mingling.  “Of all the crack brained—”

“I thought nothing of it.  One doesn’t think—”

“No, of course not,” Jon said.  “You did an awful lot of not thinking, Seraphim.  But that is why you can’t walk into the palace.  If you do, they will know you, no matter how you disguise your magical power or your physical body.  They have a lock of your hair, Seraphim.  They have a part of you and can trace your magic.  They’ve already used it to send you on a tour of the worlds, I suspect, and try to get you killed.  And I think the only reason we’re safe here is that Marlon has made this proof against all but his own odd brand of magic.”

“Of course,” Marlon said, drily, but yet managing to convey the impression of having arrived at a momentous conclusion.  “That is it precisely.  My brand of magic.  Neither human nor elven, nor dragon, but with hints of all of it.  It is what has allowed me to survive in hiding this long.”  He looked up at Seraphim and grinned.  “And it will now allow me to use it to disguise you.  Because most of it doesn’t come from Earth, they cannot trace it.  Because I’ve long ago cut off the sovereign of fairyland, he can’t trace it.  We shall disguise you, milord duke, and you shall go, while we go about our several missions.  And at the end of this you’ll be a duke again in fact, and everything restored to its proper place.”  Something to his wry smile said there were things that could not be restored.  So.  My magical power it shall be.”