Okay, the lasers are just for show. I’m in the middle of multiple crisscrossing crisis(es?) and can’t even think straight, much less write a post.
The short version and for public consumption is that both houses (short sale and other) under some tenuous contract to us are likely to fall through/have to be rejected which puts us back to square one.
The long version is ARRRRRRRGH.
That’s all. Back when sane. It could be a long time.