109 thoughts on “Memes! Boo!”

    1. I repeated that quote just yesterday to my high school bro, a rabid pro-2A Republican, and he’d never heard of it or its authorl

      We need to make Ayn Rand read again. She’s always been great.

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        1. And a fanatical devotion to doctrine. THREE! Our THREE chief weapons are violent oppression, secretiveness, and a fanatical devotion to doctrine… I’ll come in again.

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              1. Well, I doubt the real Inquisition burst into a room shouting “NO ONE EXPECTS” and similar. If they did I’d still expect it. ;-D

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        2. And the destruction of trust. High trust societies are both more and less susceptible to outside interference. Once contagion is identified, it is normally rooted out with ruthless enthusiasm.

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      1. . . .despite over a century of the Dems’ best efforts . . .which tells you not only that they have goals, but are playing the long game . . .

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    1. Let me translate that from Southern for our less fortunate Yankee companions on this site. “Bless your heart” = “Ain’t you just the stupidest little f-tard?”

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      1. When I was growing up we said it sincerely. It might have connotations of, “He doesn’t understand,” but it was said with more goodwill and less sarcasm.

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      2. And anything from “May Himself watch over you and yours, brother-or-sister in the faith,” to “Y’all done f*cked up and sooner or later you’re gonna realize it, but for now I’m gonna make nice in front of the little ‘uns so’s you’d better step light and avoid dark allies ya sorry sack of pus-riddled fat and stupidity.”

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    2. I was under the impression added words added degree of judgement implied, i.e. “bless your heart…” escalated is “well, just bless your little heart!”

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  1. Hassan might survive that firing squad but that MP is in serious danger! ……. Lots of great memes today, think I’ll have to “borrow” a few!

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    1. I like the idea of dressing him in Hello Kitty pajamas for the execution.

      And if you’ve got any female Marine marrksmen, that would be good.

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    1. Obama.

      He said something. Apparently he is actually a worse script writer than his script writers.

      dunning-kruger opr whatever that was

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        1. The weirdest thing for me is how hard the tech left still tries for Barry – LinkedIn relentlessly pitches him for me to follow. I follow nobody on their stupid platform, but Barry is apparently the PERFECT ALGORITHMIC MATCH for me.

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        1. Ha! Ottocorrupt strikes again. SK tools, not SKS. Little green tool set, good stuff for mechanics and handymen. The other one is a good hole puncher and occasional cause of tinnitus.

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      1. So “When traveling in bear country, always take along a couple of hookers just in case you come to the attention of any cocaine bears.”

        Sounds reasonable.

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  2. I hadn’t seen the “Schrödinger’s catgirl” story before, so I sent it to my wife. She replied that she’d seen it here and there over the years. I replied, “Whereas I hadn’t. And since we are one flesh, that means we both had and had not seen it… until today when the waveform collapsed.”

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    1. Commies can fly. Definitely. It’s quite literally documented and proofed and has many, many peer reviewed sources.

      Landing on the other hand has received no stars from participants of said unaided and unpowered flight. No complaints either, come to think of it. Except from other Commies, but we don’t court those idiots quite deliberately.

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      1. There are variants…

        (Found a dubbed version. For some reason Lady Une’s voice was deeper than the seiyuu’s in this clip.)

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  3. Not only have I survived multiple rides in the open bed of a pickup, I also lived through my uncle spitting tobacco juice out the window and hitting me square in the eye as I peeked around the cab to see how far it was to the asphalt road. Granted, it’s the weaker eye these days, but I start Medicare next month so my astigmatism is more likely to be from age than tobacco.

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    1. A cautionary Medicare tale for my fellow ExFed retirees; the rest of you should listen up too.

      I’ve been trying to enroll in United HealthCare’s Medicare Advantage plan they offer as part of the Federal Employee Heath Benefits coverage I’ve had for the last 18 years, nine of which have been as a retiree. Despite four calls to UHC since August 14, I’m still not enrolled and can’t do so until December even though I’m eligible in November. It should be breathtakingly simple: I turn 65, UHC moves me to their Medicare Advantage plan automatically since there’s no additional cost to me and I get more benefits than regular Medicare, and if I don’t want it I can drop it or change to another Advantage plan before the deadline in early December.

      The problem, you may ask? OPM hasn’t sent UHC my electronic Medicare eligibility record DESPITE the fact that HHS sent my Medicare enrollment card to me in early August. Also, OPM has been paying my pension since 2018 and therefore know (1) my age, (2) I’m retired, and (3) I’m still alive. This is a trivial problem easily solved by a dimwitted freshman computer science undergrad and a relational database script, but obviously the left government hand is too busy defrauding the right hand to actually talk to each other.

      UHC says I have to contact OPM to unscrew the problem, yet every time I call the OPM helpline all I get is “We’re too busy to take your call. Try again later, loser!”

      And you think bigger government is the solution? Well, bless your heart.

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      1. First thing to understand is that the first goal of that program is not to provide satisfactory services in a timely manner to the beneficiaries, but to provide money to the seat warmers administering it who will vote for the politicians who came up with the program.

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  4. Chem trails? I have a better idea. Catch all the wild hogs and stray dogs around the country, and ship them for release in Minnesota and Michigan.

    Obviously, Chesterton never met a politician.

    Socket to me. Socket to me. Socket to me.

    Queue the theme from The Terminator.

    It was never about the kids. It was always about redeeming Mr. Banks.

    Segway Chariot. Damn. Now I want one.

    Somehow I don’t think the IRS is going to buy that my body is a temple.

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    1. “It is sad to contemplate how few politicians are hanged.”

      “And they that rule in England, in stately conclave met/Alas, alas for England they have no graves as yet.”

      Both G.K.Chesterton

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      1. Here is naught at venture, random nor untrue—
        Swings the wheel full-circle, brims the cup anew.

        Here is naught unproven, here is nothing hid:
        Step for step and word for word—so the old Kings did!

        Step by step, and word by word: who is ruled may read.
        Suffer not the old Kings: for we know the breed—

        All the right they promise—all the wrong they bring.
        Stewards of the Judgment, suffer not this King!

        https://www.kiplingsociety.co.uk/poem/poems_oldissue.htm

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  5. Points to the meme that not only made me Laugh 🤣, Cry 😭, and Cringe 🤔. Guess who got to be the keeper of legacy code. Ouch!

    Cats? Pet-able? Not even the domestic ones to any strangers that enter our household. Even we have to wait until they decide it is cuddle time. Probably safer with the big cats, once anyway.

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    1. And of course cyanology has a very long history, especially in its homeland both before and after contact with the west, the period of that first contact memorialized in the famous musical “Anna and the King of Cyan.”

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    1. There has to be some cosmic significance among the astrology loons to the orbital geometry fact that from the only currently available in person vantage point, Mercury and Venus are never full.

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  6. And this is why AI is dangerous when moved outside of narrow technical grounds.

    https://hotair.com/david-strom/2026/10/31/misinformation-npr-reveals-democrat-scheme-to-fool-ais-into-deceiving-voters-n3820548

    This is a far more sophisticated version of a tactic Democrats have used in the past: creating fake newspapers delivered to people’s homes, presented as “news” but really PR packages for candidates or parties.

    But those were fairly transparent; seeding fake news into AI is not, because AI presents information as if it comes from neutral “news” sources, when in fact it is just laundered propaganda not identified as such.

    In much the same way that Google will launder Wikipedia answers as authoritative in its AI summaries, making the left-leaning “editors” at the site extremely powerful in creating a Truman Show reality, the fake “news” sites provide another layer of credibility to campaign propaganda.

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  7. “Doing weird things with friends” . . . Like our annual plague doctor party? My friend’s invitation said ‘strict plague doctor aesthetic’, which everyone interpreted differently, but awesomely, and then we ate pizza, took pictures, and went on a jaunt – nay, a procession along Main Street, like the cryptids we aspire to be.

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  8. I like the Malfoy girl shocked she’s made the mainstream.

    And as to canon, the current generation of professional pretenders all have demonstrated they clearly hate it so much, and as a result never touch the stuff, such that it’s fallen subject to the clear text of the abandoned canon salvage rules, so the fans can board and take canon over with a clear conscience.

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      1. Dr. Who, and LOTR, and Wheel of Time, and Disney Star Wars, and The Witcher, and HALO, and of course Kurtzman Trek – they HATE HATE HATE the canon and the fans that it yielded. And that’s just TV.

        They see the fans as only a captive audience for HR Ladies lectures.

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  9. Before and after coffee… who knew that’s what vampires really needed?
    A little too dark… G
    Scary pumpkins!
    Schrodinger’s catgirl rocks!
    That is one heck of a decoration.
    Pettable. Yep.
    Never zero!
    Spiritual microplastics. Never saw that coming.
    10 mm sockets will get ’em, guaranteed.
    Safety… requirements…. Dies laughing

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  10. Olive and Ham – now a luncheon loaf?

    But that blue is not cyan . . .

    Minnesota – I was born here. Of course I escaped, but then I returned.

    They can have their democracy, I want my republic back.

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  11. Department of Education puts up a pro-education poster featuring Harry Potter, his two friends… and Malfoid watching from a distance. Wired throws a hissy fit and contacts the government for an explanation. The response is a quote from Dumbledore. :P

    Meanwhile, a fan has AI make a video in which Hermoine complains because Malfoid (who is in the foreground; all of the characters have their backs to the viewer) is bigger than she is. ^^;;

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    1. And that reply by the Dept. of Ed. was, quoting one Albus Dumbledore:

      “Of course it’s happening inside your head, Harry. Why should that mean it’s not real?”

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    1. They’re just trying to save money that would otherwise be wasted on nearly pointless audits!

      (one of the few times that the Dems worry about wasting government money)

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  12. Something that got brought up last weekend was speculation on why Americans and Japanese get along so well. Last week, I saw a post on X that suggested a theory that I think is worth considering.

    According to the person posting, the reason why people from the two cultures get along so well is because members of both cultures have very positive outlooks. People in Europe often do not. I think there might be something to that. And if there’s something to that, the question then becomes, “Why?”

    I wonder if the reason why is the fallout from World War 2? At the end of the war, the various Axis powers (except for Finland and Thailand) were occupied by the victors. The Eastern European Axis nations were turned into Soviet client states. Germany was divided into four occupation sectors, with the Americans only having one sector. I’m not sure what happened in Italy, but again I’m confident that they weren’t solely occupied by the Americans. Manchuko was returned to China (or more accurately, Mao…).

    Japan was occupied exclusively by the US. We can discuss the reasons why elsewhere, but the important thing is that Japan is an island archipelago that is completely cut off from overland entry, and in the immediate post-war era, it was dominated by Americans. And the Americans went out of their way to help the Japanese get back on their feet after the damage that the Americans had done to the country (and note that everyone, including the Japanese, acknowledged that the Americans had been justified in what they did). As someone noted in a comment I read earlier today, Japan was facing starvation at the end of the war, but American troops showed up with food for the people, smiled, and said that things would get better.

    And the Japanese couldn’t help but believe it.

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    1. You’re most of the way there — but China was returned to Chiang. It was the influence and aid from the USSR that helped Mao occupy most of the country . . .then they were stopped by the Taiwan Strait (as the USSR was blocked from Japan by the Sea of Japan).

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      1. Manchuria (Manchuko) was occupied by the Soviets in the last days of the war, and handed pretty much directly to Mao by them. He relocated there with the bulk of the Communist armed forces after the end of the war. The shared border with the USSR made it easy to get supplies to his troops, and as a result it was the perfect place to serve as a staging ground for the civil war that he launched not long afterwards.

        Mao’s communists even opened fire on a US warship that tried to approach one of the ports there before the civil war started.

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  13. So, the meme with the matches was about a “drag on” . . ?

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    If you burn the turkey, take-out is not an option! Gene’s house, Gene’s rules! IYKYK

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    I’m suspecting that the time machine pic might be fake. Ma Deuce ejects DOWNWARD.

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  14. My father hand one of those drills. I tried to find one but failed. I did find the kind that looks like a big crank, with a pad on top you can lean on to apply more pressure. Called a “brace” I think.

    I also have a cordless soldering iron: a big hunk of copper mounted on a steel rod. Not so good for working on computer motherboards but will work great if I have to solder copper gutters or stuff like that. Not that I have copper gutters around…

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