Sorry guys, I did not close the book last night (mostly because I got in a fascinating biological talk about the research for it with older son. SORRY.) So today I’m working.
If you want to amuse me, and keep yourselves busy so you don’t blow up the world, I’m running low on “You might be a writer if….” jokes. We used to have tons of them when I had a writers’ group, and it made great impromptu posters, but I can’t think of any now.
I’ll give one: You might be a writer if you spin up a “Zombie Nazi Sharks On a Plane” concept as a joke, and then realize you have three main characters in your head and the sharks are named Adolph, Hermann, Joachim and Cuddles.