Sunday Vignettes for your Monday by Mary Catelli, Luke and ‘nother Mike

Sunday Vignettes for your Monday by Mary Catelli, Luke and ‘nother Mike

*We at According to Hoyt are true rebels.  We’re so rebellious we don’t let the calendar dictate to us.  In fact, who is the calendar?  How many divisions has he got?

Okay, right, so I was out of it after partying like a Libertarian on Friday and dealing with household emergency on Saturday.  We were both so out of it we didn’t even waste the day by going to a museum, we just sat home and watched Predestination, because that’s how lame we were.

Anyway, Mary and the guys had sent me a prompt for vignettes, and I just rescued it from my inbox.  Here it is:*

Sunday Vignettes for your Monday by Mary Catelli, Luke and ‘nother Mike

(UPDATE: We all know Word Press Delenda est.  We just don’t know the full extent of it.  THAT is right here, in the fact that I had this text below the line, that WordPress decided I wanted to be invisible.  After poking the HTML  a few times, I hope it’s now visible.)

Sunday Vignettes!

So what’s a vignette? You might know them as flash fiction, or even just sketches. We will provide a prompt each Sunday that you can use directly (including it in your work) or just as an inspiration. You, in turn, will write about 50 words (yes, we are going for short shorts! Not even a Drabble 100 words, just half that!). Then post it!  For an additional challenge, you can aim to make it exactly 50 words, if you like.

We recommend that if you have an original vignette, you post that as a new reply. If you are commenting on someone’s vignette, then post that as a reply to the vignette. Comments — this is writing practice, so comments should be aimed at helping someone be a better writer, not at crushing them. And since these are likely to be drafts, don’t jump up and down too hard on typos and grammar.

If you have questions, feel free to ask.

Your writing prompt this week is

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Dark Fate 7 – Still Annoying Grant

*First I want to point out that 28 hours is “some.”  Second I want to say that we’ll have the Sunday vignettes on Monday, because that’s the kind of wild and crazy we are around here.

Sorry, yesterday I had a minor household emergency.  Really minor, not life or health threatening save for the part where I had to go up and down a very tall staircase about 15 times or more.  The upshot is that not only didn’t I get to SIT much less at the computer, but by the time it was all done at seven pm or so, the last thing I wanted to do was write ANYTHING.  Or think. Or talk.  Or…
So, here we are, but I promised, and I deliver (late, weirdly, etc, but I do.)

So… to continue torturing Grant.  Though in this chapter I think he mostly annoys other people.

FIRST AND VERY IMPORTANTLY, THIS IS NOT CANON.  THIS IS COMPLETELY UNSANCTIONED (okay, not completely.  Larry said I could do this for you guys without his ripping my head off and beating me to death with it) MHI FANFIC.
Good, now that we got that out of the way, why am I doing this?  Both Grant and Fado Negro (Portuguese Monster Hunters) have minuscule parts in Guardian, the MHI book I’m collaborating with Larry Correia on.  However, obviously the Portugal of Monster Hunter is not the real Portugal (Really, no arcane creatures come stumbling out of the undergrowth there.  If there were arcane creatures, the country would be chock-a-block in them, when you take in account the continuous human occupation since… well, forever.)  And this story gives me more of an opportunity to firm the world building.  (Yes, it would be MUCH easier to do this with a notebook and noting things down, but that’s not how my mind works, d*mn it.)
Okay, that’s the rational excuse.  The real reason is that d*mn Grant Jefferson won’t leave me alone.  (Always had a thing for men from Patrician New England families.  Ask my husband.)  So I’m torturing him.  Also Guardian won’t come out until I do this more or less at same time (I’ve sent the first chapter to Larry, and after I clear a bunch of minor cr*p in my way, I’ll be sending him probably the first ten chapters by the end of the week.  [Yay, Mr. Trashbags.  Oops, did I say that?])
Will this ever be a book?  Don’t know.  First Guardian will get delivered.  Then, this being finished, I throw it at Larry.  And then it’s his SOLE DECISION. (Which means, don’t you monkeys hassle him.)  It’s his world and his character.  I’m just grateful he lets me play in it in Guardian and here for your amusement.*

First chapter is here.

Second Chapter is here

Third Chapter is here

Fourth Chapter is here

Chapter 5 is here.

Chapter 6 is here.

Dark Fate 7

“I’m Silvia, by the way,” she said as she led me into a largish room.

“Grant,” I said.

The room was of a piece with the elevator and the rest of the building I’d glimpsed: it was probably cutting edge and state of the art back in the 19th century.  Five hundred square feet or so, of open, formless space, some people in the big cities in America would make this into a studio and fall in love with it.  There was inherent charm in the large tri-part elipse-shaped windows with the glass full of bubbles and irregularities, and the wood describing a fleur-de-lis shape amid the glass.  The ceilings were high, and I caught a glimpse of gold in the sculpted edges, and color in the center.

But what interested me most was the room itself, and the people in it.

The one wall with no windows was hung all over with weapons and guitars, mixed, seemingly with no distinction.  I had a flash of a group of MHI charging in to kill monsters carrying guitars and almost laughed.

There was a little kitchnette in a corner, of the sort that probably served the needs of college students or their like, and sofas were strewn irregularly about the room.  In the nearest three men sat and cleaned guns.  There was a confusion of pieces and cloths in front of them on a low, stained pine coffee table.  Behind them, on another sofa, a man and a girl held each other.  They looked like those couples you came across at any in any big city in the Southern parts of Europe, holding each other tight and making everyond who passed them feel uncomfortable.

My eyes flew over them to a woman who was sitting at a round bar-height table, absorbed in what seemed to be a rousing game of solitaire.  But she frowned down at the cards as though her life depended on it.  She was smoking.  So were a group of guys at the far back, sitting on a sofa turned away from me, watching a big screen television in which a soccer match was being shown between teams whose colors I didn’t recognize.

As we came into the room, Silvia pulled a pack of cigarettes from some hidden pocket, offered them to me, and when I refused, lit one.  The smoke was so thick in the room, I coughed, and thought perhaps they’d take a hint.

Instead, they obviously took it as a sign that I wanted their attention.  Everyone looked up.  The nearest man — they all looked thin and tan and dark to me.  Also small.  I wondered where Pitt had got his height — smiled at me, somehow conveying the impression that I was a pupil late for class, “Ah,” he said.  “The G Man.”

I wanted to correct them, but it didn’t seem to matter much, so I just said, as tersely and clearly as I could, not sure of how much English they spoke, “Special Agent Grant Jefferson of the Monster Control Bureau.”

“Yeah,” One of the other men said.  “We know.  They said you’d arrive this morning.  What took you so long?”

This morning I’d still been on the flight, and I had no idea who “they” were.  It had been my experience though, that my superiors could promise all kinds of things.  I said, “There was a minor thing with Red Caps at the airport, and then a thing in my hotel, with a lamia who was waiting for me in my room.”

This actually got me their attention, “In your actual room?” he said.  “They didn’t tell us that.  We were there for the cleanup, of course.  How did you defeat it? Some American super weapon?”

I licked the edge of my mouth, on the inside where a cut had left behind a little bump.  My teeth still felt loose from the battle with the lamia. “A floor lamp, actually.  Portuguese, as far as I know.”

He glared at me, and started to open his mouth, but Silvia let out a cloud of smoke and said, “At any rate, your … bureau? Agent Franks said you were one of the best agents in the field, and that you’d be able to get to the root of the current outbreak and find out what to do to stop the Mother.”

“Outbreak?” I said.  “The Mother?”

One of the three men chuckled.  “Yes, outbreak.  What you think this is normal level of activity?”

But Silvia launched into an explanation more or less at the same time, “We are fighting an outbreak of the mother,” she said.  “All the forces connected with maternity, mother, or femininity are coming up.  We don’t know why.  More importantly, we don’t know how to stop it.”

I tried to figure out what she meant by the mother.  The only thing I could think of, knowing this was a catholic country came flying out of my mouth, “The Virgin Mary?”

There was stunned silence, and someone  — I think the first guy — said something under his breath that definitely didn’t sound like a compliment.

“No, you idiot,” the second man said.  “The Mother.  The principle of … well… of female.  Those statues in pre-history?  That’s her.  Not a goddess or a spirit, but a … force, a feeling that has been worshiped, catered to and feared since humans were humans.  There is something going on that is messing with that feeling on a grand scale, and it is waking up lamias and sirens, defenders of the Earth, enchanted moors, female ghosts, Roman goddesses.  All of them.  It’s been one hell of a week.”

“We’ve lost twenty people,” Silvia said.  “Which is why we asked the Americans for help.  We expected them to send a group? A detachment or something, but they said you’d come and access it and teach us fighting techniques.”

I understood, suddenly, the air of disappointment and vague hostility around the room.  “I didn’t know anything about it,” I said, in a rush, trying to apologize.  I wonder if this principle of the feminine or whatever it was had something to do with what had happened to Julie.  But I wasn’t going to talk about Julie to them, not when I actually had no idea where she was or what was happening to her, a fact I didn’t like at all.  “I was on a plane to come here for… for personal reasons, and I didn’t know anything about it till my boss texted me after I got to my hotel.”

“Oh,” Silvia said.  “So you’re not prepared? You haven’t dealt with things like this before.”

“I have a lot of experience with monster outbreaks,” I said, wanting to reassure her, and feeling like I was losing ground, somehow.  “I will do my best to try to help you, and if needed, I’ll demand my superiors send more people.”

She stared at me for a while, then said, “Come with me.”

She led me all the way across the room, and I noticed a lot more people I hadn’t seen at first, including a girl sitting on a sofa, a motorcycle helmet beside her, knitting very fast.  She was the only woman wearing jeans and  a t-shirt, the only person not wearing formal black suit or skirt suit complete with white shirt and black tie.  I made a note to ask them about these clothes soon.  I couldn’t imagine less practical outfits to fight monsters in.

We passed a door to the left side which seemed to be laundry room.  One woman was ironing white shirts.

At the end of the room from the entrance door was another door that led to a room just as vast.  This room was full of beds.  Hospital beds.  They were all occupied and there were machines that beeped and urped and ticked around each bed.  There was a curtain halfway up the room, and on the other side, through the opening, I could glimpse more beds and more people laid up, only those appeared to be women.

“These are our casualties of the battle with the goddess,” she said.  “The ones who lived. The Hunters, that is.  The bystanders are treated at the psychology college and given some hypnosis so they’re not sure of what they saw.  But I don’t know how long we can hold that off, either.  We had an outbreak during a soccer match at the city stadium last week.  A guardian dragon appeared and started munching players and spectactors.  We got there barely in time, and thank all the saints, people think it was a soccer riot.  Then there was the thing at the airport.  We just keep getting public outbreaks and we’re down to a third of our normal force.”

On a nearby bed, a dark, thin man, wearing a helmet made of bandages was either asleep or dead.  His arm, hanging down, was also full of bandages, and a drip of blood fell off the tip of his right hand.

“I see,” I said.  “And I see how I might not be adequate.  But I really promise to do my best, and to call help if you need it.  I take it you’re a governmental monster control unit?”

“Not quite,” she said.  “King Manuel–”

At that moment the girl with the motorcycle helmet came up behind us, very fast.  We turned to face her.  “Silvia,” she said, as if I weren’t there.  “There have been fire works.  Two flares of smoke.  From Matosinhos.  I’m afraid it’s another siren.”

The Homework AGAIN?

There will DEFINITELY be Dark Fate in a few hours.  I ended up having a night of debauch and insanity yesterday, having crashed Milehi con (yes, I know I could be invited for the asking, but I COMPLETELY forgot to fill in/answer the thingy, because of move, cat’s death, son’s move, member-of-family surgery.  Or in fact, because I was trying to figure out why I couldn’t push the novel out by force.)  So we didn’t have badges or panels,a nd I decided I wanted to go up to see L. Neil Smith receive the lifetime Prometheus.  Yes, I have political and philosophical disagreements with him, but let’s face it I have them with everyone, including at times myself.  My younger, male clone, son #2 and I are as close to political allies as it gets around here, and the arguments between us ONLY don’t blow the rafters because he clams up and glares. His fight has — generally — been in the right direction, that of removing the boot stomping on the human face, and as such I think he very much deserved to be honored.  So we went up because I wanted to see it and because I’d never met him, despite being in the same state, which in my profession means “right next door.”

We did meet and got invited to an impromptu celebration dinner, which a fan of Neil’s flew out to cook.  He’s a professional chef and the dinner was amazing, and it was generous and frankly very sweet to add us to the invitees.  Conversation went on (mostly not political) and we ended up staying up till two thirty, which to me is like staying up all night when we’re twenty.  We left there at one thirty, but we had to do shopping on the way home, and then I had to clean the war paint, which, yes, must go on whenever I’m out in public.  BUT if I could have managed it somehow, I’d have stayed on longer.  Only I couldn’t.  I’m a self-inflicted insomniac, in that I HATE falling asleep and not having control for a while, so when I can no longer stay awake it’s sort of like passing out for other people, and at my current avoir du pois, no one COULD carry me to the car, much less home.

It was a very pleasant and interesting dinner, and I’m very grateful to Neil and his wife for inviting us to it.  No, there are no pictures, because I’m what’s known as a dorcus massivus.  The massivus part particularly, which means I recoil from pictures.

Anyway — normally Friday or Thursday, depending on which day we’re free/there’s a lecture — we have our little dorky date night, something we found needed after the kids left because it turns out, uninterrupted, we just work.  Pretty much all the time.

A party was unexpected, and yes, very fun, and yes, very tiring because I’m not as young as I used to be, and youth is wasted and blah blah.

So.

Not fully awake yet, will do Dark Fate when I am.

I had a post from Stephanie Osborn, which I’d shamelessly have put up to avoid work (you know what I’m like) but that post is cursed.  This is the third iteration trying to get it, and each fails to open in a more bizarre way.  So… maybe I’ll ask her for a different one?  It’s one of those things that’s starting to scare me.

And now I go shower and try to write.

PS – Oh, yeah, I got to meet our very own KAries, and that too was a blessing, because I know she works two jobs, elsewhere, but she made the trip to see me for maybe ten minutes.  In this too, I am blessed beyond my deserving.

Dogs and Homework

Today is one of those crazy days, because I’m finishing re-purposing son’s room, soon to be guest room and my craft den (I don’t have as much time to play with fabric and paint and clay as I used to, but sometimes I need an hour or two to do something with my hands while the brain turns something or other that I’m having trouble with upon itself.)

I am now under sail on Darkship Revenge.  I’ve attempted it before, and managed it for a few minutes, and then I’d lose it, that sense of being in the book.

For those who don’t remember — the last year has been such a mess — in the move in March I lost THE thumbdrive containing the most recent/complete version of the book.  I then tried to rebuild the second half, and it felt… bland, because I was trying to remember what I’ve done.  I’ve since realized it was wrong anyway, as I completely ignored a third factor that WOULD feed into events.  But I couldn’t get into it enough to do what I thought was a structural edit.  I’ve decided to just write it, and it’s coming out much stronger and natural, even though all my characters are lunatics and keep taking steps I didn’t see coming (Does this happen to anyone else?  That is when I know the writing is working.  That and 3/4th of the way through the book, when it does a sudden FLIP and changes completely on me.)

Anyway, that’s now underway, and I want at least four hours to sit down and do something with it, but–

But this is my chance to get the carpet in that room finished (having a mostly incontinent cat there for two months has proven challenging) and to do the sort of lick and promise cleaning to the rest of the house  that will allow us to live here for another week without sinking in our own dirt.  Mostly kitchen wipe down, bathrooms clean, and cat boxes.  The rest is just dust-and-vacuum and quickly done.  Still not sure if that happens today, since writing is WAY higher on my list of priorities.

I had a guest post for today, but I also had technical difficulties with it.  (My fault, should have opened it first.)

All of this is compressed because we need to go to Denver this evening, to see L. Neil Smith receive the lifetime Prometheus award.

For those of you going to Milehi, no, I’m not snubbing it, I’m just stupid.

Life is starting to slow down from the frantic whirl of the last two years (which is good, because I need to recover from the exhaustion) but I mean to sign up for Milehi two months ago… and then younger son found the apartment he wanted to move to, the cat got ill, and two-legs had surgery.  Which means I forgot it completely.  So I’m not signed up, and since I have no panels I’m taking the weekend to work instead of attending (At any rate I have another driving practice thingy on Sunday morning.) BUT I’d like to meet L. Neil Smith, and it seems like every time we try to, one or the other of us gets ill, so this might be my only chance.  We’ll get there a little early and maybe say hi to some of you, if you’re around.

Meanwhile, to keep you amused, while I go and do a dervish-clean of the house.

In a moment of insanity, perhaps understandable to the psychiatrist he doesn’t have, my brother sent me a list of the books from THE SF collection that published in Portugal.  He thought you guys might want to see it, though I’m not a hundred percent sure why, since we did NOT in fact have all of these books.  He was HIGHLY amused by your reactions to pictures of the books we did have, and wanted to see what you said to these, I guess.

First, you must understand why we didn’t have most of these: Portugal worked on a weird system, which resembled the one that has become common here for traditional publishers now, and is perhaps a factor of low profit margin: it published books, which were calculated to be less than what would sell.  When they disappeared from the stores, that was it.  If you hadn’t been so lucky as to secure one, you were done, unless by some freakish chance you found them in one of those turning racks in a touristy shop in a fisherman village in the South of Portugal (where I found titles more than ten years old, when I was fourteen.)

This means with the best goodwill in the world, we missed a lot of the books we wanted to read.

I don’t know why he thought this would be fun for you guys to look at, and at any rate I’m only giving you the first hundred, leaving the other two hundred as dubious treats for another time I run out of material.

One thing you’ll notice is that we have a lot of non-English science fiction.  More as it goes on.  The ones I remember are Pierre Barbet’s books, which I enjoyed immensely as a kid, but I find they don’t hold now, not even when read in the original French.

Anyway — sorry to do this, but I got to run.

 

1 Perdidos na Estratosfera Adrift in the Stratosphere A. M. Low
2 O Estranho Mundo de Kilsona The Green Man of Graypec Festus Pragnell
3 A Última Cidade da Terra The City at World’s End Edmond Hamilton
4 A Nave Sideral The Last Space Ship Murray Leinster
5 O Universo Vivo L’Univers Vivant Jimmy Guieu
6 O Mundo Marciano The Martian Chronicles Ray Bradbury
7 Inconstância do Amanhã Tomorrow Sometimes Comes F. G. Rayer
8 O Veneno de Marte David Starr: Space Ranger Paul French
9 Missão Interplanetária The Voyage of the Space Beagle A. E. van Vogt
10 Exploradores do Universo Antro the Life Giver Jon J. Deegan
11 O Homem que Vendeu a Lua The Man Who Sold the Moon Robert A. Heinlein Hugo: 1951 (2001)
12 Os Humanóides Atacam From what far star Bryan Bery
13 O Cérebro de Donovan Donovan’s Brain Curt Siodmak
14 Indómito Planeta The Metal eater Roy Sheldon
15 O Mundo em Perigo World at Bay E. C. Tubb
16 Sentinelas do Universo Sentinels from Space Eric Frank Russell
17 Regresso à Pré-História Three Go Back J. Leslie Mitchell
18 O Homem Ilustrado The Illustrated Man Ray Bradbury
19 Caminhos do Espaço Spaceways Charles Eric Maine
20 A Sexta Coluna The Day After Tomorrow Robert A. Heinlein
21 As Correntes do Espaço The Currents of Space Isaac Asimov
22 Vigilância Sideral Les Étoiles ne s’en Foutent Pas Pierre Versins
23 Slan Slan A. E. van Vogt
24 A Tentação Cósmica La Tentacion Cosmique Roger Sorez
25 O Reino das Mulheres The Haploids Jerry Sohl
26 A Idade do Ouro Childhood’s End Arthur C. Clarke
27 O Planeta 54 Chute Libre Albert Crémieux
28 Futuro do Mundo Pebble in the Sky Isaac Asimov
29 Loucura no Universo What Mad Universe Fredric Brown
30 Gerações do Amanhã Beyond This Horizon Robert A. Heinlein
31 Xadrez Cósmico Cosmic Encounter A. E. van Vogt
32 Robinsons do Cosmos Les Robinsons du Cosmos Francis Carsac
33 Fahrenheit 451 Fahrenheit 451 Ray Bradbury Hugo: 1954 (2004)
34 Guerra no Tempo Time and Again Clifford D. Simak
35 O Homem Demolido The Demolished Man Alfred Bester Hugo: 1953
36 Os Corsários do Espaço Lucky Starr and the Pirates of the Asteroids Paul French
37 As Cavernas de Aço The Caves of Steel Isaac Asimov
38 A Invasão dos Marcianos; Não Apontem aos Marcianos En Avant, Mars!… Pierre Versins
39 Estrela Dupla Double Star Robert A. Heinlein Hugo: 1956
40 O Síndico The Syndic C. M. Kornbluth
41 Tiranos da Terra Les Voyants Christian Russel
42 Mundos Simultâneos Ring Around the Sun Clifford D. Simak
43 A Cidade da Ciência Les Savants Dans l’Aréne Maurice Vernon
44 História de Dois Mundos Planet of the Dreamers John D. MacDonald
45 O Décimo Planeta La Dixième Planète C. H. Badet
46 Os Marcianos Divertem-se Martians, Go Home Fredric Brown
47 Salto no Tempo Via Velpa Yves Dermèze
48 Mundo de Vampiros I Am Legend Richard Matheson Filmes baseados no romance: The Last Man on Earth (1964), The Omega Man (1971) e Eu Sou a Lenda[12]
49 Vuzz… Vuzz… P. A. Hourey
50 Os Mares de Vénus Lucky Starr and the Oceans of Venus Paul French
51 A Porta do Espaço Portes Sur l’Inconnu Adrien Sobra
52 Atenção aos Robots Alerte Aux Robots! Jean-Gaston Vandel
53 A Morte da Terra La Mort de la Terre J. H. Rosny aîné
54 Regresso a Zero Retour a “O” Stefan Wul
55 Os Frutos Dourados do Sol The Golden Apples of the Sun Ray Bradbury
56 Pré-História do Futuro Niourk Stefan Wul
57 O Robot de Júpiter-9 Lucky Starr and the Moons of Jupiter Paul French
58 A Rainha Rebelde Rogue Queen L. Sprague de Camp
59 Partida Para o Espaço Takeoff C. M. Kornbluth
60 O Vagabundo das Estrelas L’Orphelin de Perdide Stefan Wul
61 A Superfície do Planeta Surface de la Planète Daniel Drode
62 Rumo ao Universo Destination: Universe A. E. van Vogt
63 O Tempo das Estrelas Time for the Stars Robert A. Heinlein
64 O Mundo dos Draags Oms en Série Stefan Wul
65 Projectado no Futuro Timeliner Charles Eric Maine
66 Ortog Aux Armes d’Ortog Kurt Steiner
67 O Homem que Vinha do Passado Venus Plus X Theodore Sturgeon
68 O Espaço Será Pequeno Space on my Hands Fredric Brown
69 Geração Galáctica The Space-Born E. C. Tubb
70 Ameaça dos Robots The Naked Sun Isaac Asimov
71 O Dia das Trífides The Day of the Triffids John Wyndham The Day of the Triffids[12]
72 Missão em Sidar Rayons Pour Sidar Stefan Wul
73 Operação Vénus Na Orenjevoy Planete (На Оранжевой Планете) Leonid Onochko
74 Colónias no Espaço Alien Dust E. C. Tubb
75 Plano 7 Level Seven Mordecai Roshwald
76 Degelo em 2157 La Peur Géante Stefan Wul
77 A Aldeia dos Malditos The Midwich Cuckoos John Wyndham Village of the Damned[12]
78 Caminhavam Como Homens They Walked Like Men Clifford D. Simak
79 A Máquina do Poder La Machine du Pouvoir A. Higon
80 Cidadão do Universo Pour Patrie, l’Espace Francis Carsac
81 O Signo do Cão Le Signe du Chien Jean Hougron
82 Emissários do Futuro Le Temps n’a pas d’Odeur Gérard Klein
83 O Satélite Sombrio Le Satellite Sombre Jérome Sériel
84 A Nuvem Negra The Black Cloud Fred Hoyle
85 O Templo do Passado Le Temple du Passé Stefan Wul
86 Fundação e Império Foundation and Empire Isaac Asimov
87 A Astronave da Esperança Seed of Light Edmund Cooper
88 A Era dos Biocibs L’Ére des Byocibs Jimmy Guieu
89 Segunda Fundação Second Foundation Isaac Asimov
90 Armadilha em Zarkass Piège sur Zarkass Stefan Wul
91 A Guerra Contra o Rull The War Against the Rull A. E. van Vogt
92 Luta Intergaláctica Outside the Universe Edmond Hamilton
93 As Máquinas da Alegria The Machineries of Joy Ray Bradbury Coletânea
94 S. O. S. Lua A Fall of Moondust Arthur C. Clarke
95 Náufragos da Lua A Fall of Moondust Arthur C. Clarke
96 2000: Anos de Terror Crisis 2000 Charles Eric Maine
97 O Abismo de Chicago The Machineries of Joy/2 Ray Bradbury Coletânea
98 Ameaça de Andrómeda A for Andromeda Fred Hoyle
99 Os Amotinados do Polar Lion A Small Armageddon Mordecai Roshwald
100 De Júlio Verne aos Astronautas – Os Melhores Contos de Ficção Científica Editado por Lima de Freitas Coletânea
Vários autores, entre o quais Júlio VerneH. G. WellsArthur C. ClarkeJorge Luis Borges,Poul Anderson eRay Bradbury e Daniel Keyes (pormenor na linha abaixo)
Flores para Algernon Flowers for Algernon Daniel Keyes Hugo:1960

Números 101 a 200[editar | editar código-fonte]

Na segunda centena de livros publicados encontram-se obras como Revolta na Lua e Soldado no Espaço, ambas de Robert A. Heinlein.Estas obras foram publicadas nesta coleção entre 1965 e 1974.[11]

Lista de obras publicadas na Colecção Argonauta nº101 a 200 [11]
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Título em português Título original Autor Notas
101 Nova Ameaça de Andrómeda Andromeda Breakthrough Fred Hoyle
102 A Guerra das Salamandras Válka s Mloky Karel Čapek
103/104 Perdido no Espaço Marooned Martin Caidin
105 Engenheiros Cósmicos Cosmic Engineers Clifford D. Simak
106 O Vírus Destruidor The Darkest of Nights Charles Eric Maine
107 O Império dos Mutantes La Mort Vivante Stefan Wul
108 A Cidade Fantástica Dandelion Wine Ray Bradbury
109 Cataclismo Solar The Drowned World J. G. Ballard
110 Estrelas Inimigas The Enemy Stars Poul Anderson

 

Who and Why?

*A note to say that it was definitely the anti-histamine.  24 hours after the “time of effect” I could write again for the first time in months.  Of course, the plot immediately complicated.  Oh, what tangled web we weave when our characters don’t ask permission to go off the reservation.  Eh. SAH*

My mom, who is considerably paler than I am, who has green-hazel eyes and who, in her pre-coloring days, had hair of a pale walnut brown, came to dressing and buying me make up by a simple process: she knew what worked on HER.  And therefore the exact same thing must work on me.  Am I not her daughter?

Since she made most of my clothes until I got married, I was usually dressed in the wrong colors and with the wrong sort of cut.  (Mom is one of those women all boobs, no hips.  I used to be, in my skinny days, mildly pear shaped.)  Of course, when the clothes didn’t work, she was sure there was something I was doing wrong.  It was all “stand up straight.  Put your shoulders back.  I don’t know why the minute you put the dress on, you look terrible.”

I didn’t know either, so I couldn’t tell her it was all the plum colors, rusty browns, faded oranges and aqua greens she chose for the fabric.  She had for instance firmly planted in her head that I looked awful in red, even though by the time I came to the states I’d realized it was one of my best colors.

Anyway — I also realized the make up didn’t work, so she spent years giving me make-up kits (some expensive ones) that I quietly passed on to a friend.  Because for blush to work on me it has to sort of meld with my complexion, which means it’s a light sort of burn coral, not bright pink.

But it wasn’t until I consulted an advisor for buying clothes for a party that I found out I should be dressing in all the colors mom avoided giving me: reds, strong pinks, black and white.  Just about the only color we both could wear was strong blue.

Mind you, this was my mother, the person who’d known me since I was born, and these were characteristics that were obvious, in your face, and right there.  Not some deep psychological mumbo jumbo.  Not some hard to perceive differences.  No.  I clearly was NOT the same coloration or build as mom.  There was no argument over it.  We were just different.  But she couldn’t see it.  A lifetime of dressing herself and knowing what worked, had convinced her these were just the “tasteful” colors.

I’m not ragging on mom.  I find that unless someone has grown up as I did and has reason to know there are differences, they tend to assume the same.  My MIL too spent years sending me expensive make up kits that worked well for her.  I sent them to mom.  (What? I’m not a saint.)

By the time I was 15 I was very glad I didn’t live in the Old Portugal, where parents picked your fiance.  Because the guys mom liked fell under the same heading as the makeup mom liked.  Or should I say the guys mom liked for me.  Having decided I was lazy and sat around a lot doing nothing (you have to understand she disapproved of reading, so I used to toss the book under something when I heard her approach.  Took me years after I was married to break myself of it.  Dan thought it was funny.  So from her perspective, I sat around a lot, staring at nothing.)  So she thought I needed a man who was a “doer” and a “get up and getter.”  These were never, of course, men who liked to write or think or create anything elaborate.  They were men who socialized, schmoozed and used influence to advance.  IOW fairly mercenary.  I’d have murdered one within a week, if he lasted that long.

Again, I’m not ragging on mom.  And I’m sure other people here have similar experiences.

So how is it possible that people want “the government” to look after them, from housing to what they study, from the safety of their food to the medicine they’ll be allowed to have?  HOW?

Who do you think is in government?  Some sort of supernatural beings that can look into the hearts of others and guess what each one needs?

Science fiction writers of the golden age got around this by inventing mumbo jumbo.  Psycho mathematics, Socio dynamic calculations, etc.  All handwavium.  I believe FTL travel is more possible than all that nonsense.

And failing that nonsense, the pseudo-scientific qualities of a “planned” economy evaporate.  HOW do the planners know what people need.  Sure, they can figure in Winter they’ll need warm clothes, but what type of warm clothes.  Sure, they can figure a person with a bacterial infection needs antibiotic, but which antibiotic?

What we’re seeing happen in medicine, since government meddling and mandates is exactly the sort of nonsense mom did with clothes and makeup writ large.  Because reporting to government requires standardization, we’re seeing an enforcement of “the treatment that works best for the most people.”  This is terrible.  It’s sort of like formalizing bad medicine.

For instance, before children while battling infertility I was put on contraceptives for six months to regulate my cycle. (Yes, I find the concept weird too, but apparently it worked for some people.) The contraceptives were of a type that didn’t exist in Portugal but was very common here.  Instead of regulating my cycle, it made me bleed continuously.  When I told the doctor this, he told me I was forgetting pills.  He didn’t ask me.  He didn’t believe me when I said I sure as hell wasn’t.  No, he went ahead and gave me the ones with blank pills, because he was sure I was forgetting to resume it.  The nonsense continued, and he accused me of lying to him.  Yes, I found another obygyn, but right now, this is codified into regulation.  If you present with A they will treat the way that other people presenting with A are treated, even if there are reasons to doubt it, even if it doesn’t work.  (BTW, years later that particularly contraceptive was found to be very bad for people of Iberian extraction, in fact causing exactly the issue I had.  Which is why no one in Portugal prescribed it anymore.)

Now, it makes sense to try the most common treatment first, unless you have reason to be weary, or unless your patient tells you this didn’t work in the past.  BUT to codify that treatment is a piece of insanity.  It is however necessary to do medicine on a grand scale.

The same goes for “recommended food pyramid” which in my case while I was following it caused me to gain about 50 lbs.  Again, I’m not unique in this.  I’m just (perhaps) a minority.  People joke about recommended diet changing all the time.  It does, because they’re trying to find something that applies to EVERYONE.

Again, these are physical things, things that can be easily ascertained, if one bothers to, and doesn’t assume the individual is lying because it doesn’t fit one’s mental image.

What about other things?  What government can regulate for my happiness?  Again, my mom, with my best interests at heart has been pushing for years for me to go back and finish my doctorate so I can “teach in college.”  I’ve taught in college, and the paperwork associated made me run away.  My MIL for a long time wanted me to “write for children” being sure that “as imaginative as you are only children will understand you.”  I ask those who have read me, how happy those children would be.

Even my husband who knows me better than any person living, every once in a while (like this morning in the shower) comes up with a “neat plot” and tells me “you should write this.”  And — like this morning’s — they’re so wrong they’re not even funny.  It’s not a “I don’t want to write that” it’s a “NO, I CAN’T write that.  My brain doesn’t work this way.”

So, from each according to his ability to each according to his needs.  Very nice.  BUT who decides? And why?  Surely I know my needs and my abilities better than even my nearest and dearest? Surely I know it better than people who’ve never met me and for whom I’m a number in a spreadsheet?

And why would anyone trust them?

Yet every time you say “there ought to be a law” or “the government should take care of” you’re doing just that trusting.  You’re letting total strangers for whom you’re a widget decide what your needs and abilities are.

Not the best way to pursue happiness.  Of even continued life.

Remember all planned economies fail.  Some fast, some slower.  Any communal action is of necessity not a free bene, but a trade off between what must be done collectively (common defense) and what it will cost in terms of mismatched needs.

If you trust total strangers to dress you, feed you, and decide on your treatment from illness, carry on.  As for me, I’ll say “I’ll decide. Because only I know my needs and my abilities.”

 

Obsolete

One of the strangest, and most persistent excuses for the expansion of big government in the name of compassion is what is now being called “post necessity economy.”

Apparently in the future, robots will do everything, and we need this big re-distributive economy to make sure that all those people made redundant aren’t starving the gutter.

There are so many things wrong with this meme it’s no wonder it’s a favorite of intellectuals and those suffering from a superiority complex, particular those “intellectuals’ who live in the insular enclaves of the left, like academia and bureaucracy.

In fact this meme has been repeated so often that most people just go along with it.  They nod, sagely, and look concerned and say “oh, yes, we’ll need a big government to take care of all those people that technology is rendering unemployable.”

And yet, this is so broken it’s not even wrong.  It’s a bizarre, often repeated shibboleth from a planet where the world is made of green cheese and where, whatever humans are, they’re not humans as we know them.

Let’s start at the beginning and examine the assumptions (and the smug) packed into this “Post necessity” meme:

1- We need a big state that looks after those who are rendered obsolete by technology.

Okay.  Fine.  I’ll bite.  Let’s say this day will happen, but when? surely not now.  If we were in an economy that had no room for unskilled laborers, why would we be importing gardeners and maids from countries where they don’t speak English?  By the millions?

Perhaps the problem is something else.  Perhaps the problem is not that our unemployed have been made obsolete, but that our regulations, laws, and in fact the apparatus of the big state make it almost impossible to hire people for starter jobs, in which they can get the experience for more complex jobs, and prefers instead to turn them into pensioniers.

So – point one, even if that wonderful “post necessity” (they used to call it “post scarcity.”  I guess that’s hard to sell in this economy) economy comes at some point, it is not today. So why are we investing in a big state today? To give all those poor unfortunates jobs shuffling paper and arrange for other, less apt unfortunates to live their lives out while being paid to do nothing?  What? For PRACTICE?

The fact is that those people now chronically unemployed don’t need big government to help them.  They need to have big government remove high taxes, extremely complex regulations, onerous costs of doing business that steal millions from the economy.  The latest of these regulations being Obama care, which makes it almost impossible for small companies to operate within the law and pay enough that their employees can afford the “tax” levied on those who don’t buy an extremely high deductible, low-accessibility health “insurance.”

This last is by no means the only or main hobble on the economy, but it is a very significant one and possibly the straw that broke the camel’s back.

2- The Amazing All Automated Economy Really Will Come, this time for sure, and it will strand lots of “low IQ” people who will be left without jobs to do.

You know the really funny thing?  I think this is a meme dreamed up by people who don’t own any toilets.  As Mike Rowe has shown, there is a lot of work to do that doesn’t involve understanding the intricacies of math or the nuances of language.  (Whether that means these people are “lower IQ” or “lower ability” is something else.  We’ll get into it later.”)

And I know they’ll say those are “demeaning” jobs, and sure some are.  But they still need to be done.  Others are not.  And yet all of them need to be done.  Or can be done.  Or will enhance our lives by being done.

There are jobs, both pleasant and unpleasant that need what those ivory tower people despise.  I have done manual labor.  Some of it is pleasant, some less so.  The least pleasant of those was ironing all of a hotel’s linen because I was cheaper than the ironing machine.  (Which they did have.)  It was done in a tiny room in the basement; it was monotonous beyond belief; it was hot, sweaty (it was summer) and humid from the iron; and I got blisters on my hands that burst before I formed calluses.

But I tell you what, I’d rather do that work again than be in an echo-chamber where I have to watch every word and movement lest I betray the different thinking their “diversity” can’t tolerate.

3- “Post necessity” — do let’s unpack that.  What do humans need?  Food. A place to sleep.  (Arguably) A group to be part of.  A mate is a fourth distant need, but most people will make do without if they have the other three.

A group to be part of could be argued to be “doing meaningful work” and “being valued.”  At least this is a necessity to a lot of people.  And btw, meaningful can be “enough to support myself.”

The way society is RIGHT NOW it’s very easy to achieve those needs at a level that far exceeds the luxuries of the noblemen in the middle ages.  A part time, minimum wage job is enough to secure a room, a bed (arguably much cleaner than in the middle ages, let alone before) enough food to keep body and soul together (rice and oil is cheap, so are vegetables, actually) and most work will make you part of a group, even if it’s the group that works at the convenience store down the street.

And mind you, the way most people in the middle ages lived, even the drudge in the meanest kitchen or the beggar on the streets was already MUCH better than the live of homo sap when they took over Europe.  (Meals might not have been as plentiful, but they were more regular.  And danger was rather lower, even if epidemics were more common.)

All of which brings us to: we’ve been post necessity since pre-historic times.  Arguably, agriculture did that.  Did all those poor people who only knew how to gather berries and who were “too stupid to plant” die?

Nope.  We still have their work-shy descendants in government bureaucracy today.

The main characteristic of humans is that they ADAPT.  They create, they invent.  One of the things they continually invent is a better life for themselves.  Humans dream.  They dream they can do something different.  They dream they can create something new, something so amazing other humans will want it.  It will become a necessity for those other humans.

Even if the great age of automated everything came tomorrow (it won’t.  I’m grateful much of the difficult things are now made easy, but not everything or even most things will be automated ever, and than heavens, because if it were, you’d end up dying when the machines broke down.) we clever monkeys would find other things to do and need and crave.

4- But… but… the “post necessity economy” will put all those low IQ, low-adaptability people out of work!

Oh, holy d*mn.  You know what? Sometimes I feel like I’m a secret agent.  Or perhaps a double agent.  You see, I can bend language around.  I can even understand mathematics, if you give me a running standard, because I haven’t used higher math in years and I’m digit dyslexic.  But I can also refinish furniture, plant gardens, install a wood floor and I’m soon going to learn to lay tile (as soon as currently overdue  books are in.)

Most of the stuff I know how to do comes from following manual laborers around.  Okay, not so much now. I’m not a cute pigtailed little girl, and they get antsy.  Though sometimes some are congenial and explain what they’re doing as they do it.  BUT they always did it until I was about fifteen.

And if you show the workman you know what you’re doing?  Or tell him that you know exactly what is wrong with that pipe over there?

They become buddies.  They tell you stuff.

What you quickly realize is that they are not in any way stupid.  Certainly they aren’t dumber than people I’ve worked with at universities and publishing houses.  They might be less interested in reading, less apt with language.  But they are usually spatially smarter, better at figuring out what’s wrong and fixing it with no-nonsense.

But those are skilled laborers, you’ll say.  What about the other people?  The unskilled ones?

Well, when I was a clothes presser in Germany one of my workmates was a semi-literate Turkish maid.  Common language was a bit of an issue, but once we figured out how to talk I found out she wasn’t significantly dumber than I.  Not where it mattered to do her job, get on with life, dream of a better life.

She might not have aspired to writing novels, but the difference between human IQs is not that large.  It’s more the specialties humans choose.

The assumption that these poor people won’t be able to shift unless the enlightened build a bigger state to look after them makes me wish to wretch.

These idiots view themselves as feudal lords, who should have power over “lesser beings” for the lesser beings good.

The smugness, elitism and in some cases racism (I’ve read more than one article saying this is why the government needs to hire black people disproportionately) implied in this decision that the “post necessity” economy needs “Smart people” to look after the less able ones is staggering.

Particularly when you consider many of the same people who proclaim this are having a lot of trouble adapting to the new world of publishing, or the press, or–

Humans were made to strive.  Anyone who tells you anything else thinks you have a saddle, and they’re outfitted with the spurs to ride you.

The big society they’re so intent on building is supposed, most of all, to look after them and reassure them they’re the important ones.

 

 

A Bagful of Things

It’s one of those days I can’t think of a coherent topic, so I’ll do an update of sorts.  Depending on how the writing day goes there might be Dark Fate in the evening.

My first reflection — mark me well — is that it’s a bad idea to sleep with two hot-water-cats, unless it’s really cold in your house.  Husband was covered up to the nose, and I threw back all my covers, but with Havey on my stomach and Euclid on my legs, I was still burning.

They’re disturbed by the loss of boss-cat and have been unusually clingy.  (Normally they just sleep on my feet or Dan’s or both.)

The funny thing is no new boss cat seems to have emerged.  Instead, they just ignore each other, and randomly, sometimes, Havey and Euclid cuddle, but not a lot.

Second, I think I figured out why, though I’m much better, thyroid-wise, the writing still isn’t working.  I’ve been taking an anti-histamine for the itching and eczema.  While I’ve had this with other anti-histamines before, (I can write non-fiction but not fiction while on them) this thing is new, and I didn’t realize it also affected it until I correlated my stoppages in writing with my flare ups of eczema.  I am on the downslope (though not out of the woods) on eczema, so I’m going to try to brave it with only topical help.  Because I have to finish Revenge, get going on Guardian and the other collaboration, and yes, feed you guys Dark Fate.

In the times I could work, but not write fiction, I’ve made covers and typesetted Dan’s books, Robert’s, and some of mine that don’t have it.

I will be putting them up when I have the time, now and then.

Meanwhile, for those not wading through the comments, Through Fire is a finalist for the Prometheus.  I don’t expect to win, but it’s an honor to be nominated.

And meanwhile offly (what, it’s better than biggly) and itchilly to write.

 

Out of Weakness

It never fails but if I’m talking to someone, particularly someone who is or thinks she is older than me (this is not rare) and the conversation turns to politics, they say something like “oh, you’re for small government and negative liberties because you’re strong.  You’ve never experienced weakness.”

The funny thing is that there is no point to my explaining, because they won’t believe me, but not only am I not strong, but I am unusually weak.

I was born severely premature — I fit in my dad’s size eleven shoe.  Yes, that is my family: faced with a severely premature child they didn’t expect to live out the night, they could think of nothing better to but see if I fit dad’s shoe.  The strange thing is that I’m one of two sf fans in the family — in an unheated stone house round about the Cuban missile crisis. Until I was 12, I spent more time bedridden than standing on my own two feet.  You name it, I caught it, and I probably caught things that no one has caught since the middle ages and which, as they swept the village, never got a name because they were just “one of those things.”) I probably had the scrubbies, the gnats and the gurgling peas.  (Part of this is that we lived in close intimacy with animals and with sewage both human and animal.  As most humans have, for most of history.)

Granted, after 12 or so I didn’t get sick more than normal human beings, but I still have some deficits.  Part of my fear of driving is that I know I have never been good at physical things.  I can in fact screw up something that requires coordination and agility and which I’ve executed perfectly a million times simply by THINKING about it.  And I think too much.  I swear whoever put me together left out the instinct module.  There are things everyone else seems to know that I have to reason through, painfully.  And sometimes I get it better than other people seem to, and sometimes I screw it incalculably worse, and I can never TELL which.

Besides, to compensate for no longer being sickly, I decided I needed other kinds of handicaps, and so I got married abroad.  Not only abroad, but in one of the few places in the world in which neither mom or dad can claim relatives.  Sure, we now have a network, of sorts, but we’ve gone through vast portions of our life where if we (or we and the kids, later) died in our house, no one would ever find out.  Dan’s employer might get upset, but I don’t know if they’d have looked.  And the same for the kids school.  Chances are that eventually the house would get foreclosed and the new owners would get a surprise.

That type of isolation has its own weaknesses built in.  When the kids were little, this was mostly that there was no one to lend a hand.  Not even just the big important things, but for the little “all the time things.”  No matter what else was going on, kids needed to be taken care of, house needed to be at least minimally sanitary, food had to be put on the table.  And I suspect this is what some of the people who have argued with me think is “strength” but it is not.  It’s the direst weakness.  I had no give, I had no margin, I had to keep going till I got sick, and then I had to keep going when I was sick, because people depended on me.  My kids and my husband depended on me (these were mostly the early days when Dan was working often 16 hour days) to keep the house running in such a way they had food and a place to sleep and weren’t unduly disturbed.  And my husband depended on me to write, because when we got married he gave up his music and took a job that would take a lot of his time, so I could write, because my money was our retirement.  The only retirement we could hope for.  (I’m hoping for it, still.  I have hopes, now there’s Indie.)  Because though both of us intend to die with our fingers on the keyboard, we know old age means more of what my childhood was like: there will be times we can’t earn our keep no matter how we try.

So I know weakness.  And it is out of weakness that I believe government should be small, almost powerless, providing to individuals only that which needs coordination and cooperation of many: mutual defense, for instance.  I believe each of government’s actions should be overseen, watched for potential violations of liberty and cut back if there is a shadow of a doubt over its unintended consequences.

Usually in this part of the discussion, I get accused of wanting widows and orphans to starve in the dark.

Which is not just not the point, but is entirely beside the point.

Look, humans are tribal and therefore we identify with the weak and the needy in our group.  And our group can and sometimes does extend to all the world.

I think it’s no small part of the fact we are the dominant species in this world (after grass) and have conquered all types of habitats, that we DO look after the weak.  As far back as we go we find skeletons with the marks of injuries and illnesses they could not have survived without everyone rallying around.  Even some of our cousins, now extinct or absorbed, were like that.  This is probably because cousin Gugr, who broke his arm and can’t throw the spear, can sit around the cave long enough till he figures a way to make fire, or perhaps to make a new type of spear, or perhaps —  Human invention often comes out of enforced idleness, so such a scenario is at least plausible.

However, what we have to think about is two fold — charity is a wonderful thing.  Looking after the poor and the weak is a great thing but — Who should do it?  AND Should it be a right?

The who should do it is important.  The so called “positive liberties” which our current president is very fond of include some doozies.  I think — but someone can fill in here, since I only think so because I heard it from sympathizers — the Soviet Union guaranteed housing, food and a job.  At least that’s the sort of thing proponents of positive liberties here wish to grant everyone.  Oh, and health care, transportation and, for the more daring ones, the right to free entertainment.

We agree these are all lovely things.  Things we would all like to have.  H*ll if I didn’t spend half of my time worrying about money (I know, I know, but the boys will be out of college in two and a half years and off our payroll) imagine the art I could create.  (More on this later.)

But who should do that?  Who has the power to grant these “positive liberties?”  The only entity large enough is a powerful government.  In the US a federal government.

So a lot of people (including the current president) think that it is the duty of the government to do this.  Because you’re not truly free if you don’t have a car to drive wherever you want, or a place to live, or–

But the key word here is not freedom.  It’s liberty.  And liberty for what?  Life and the pursuit of happiness.

Let me back track: as beautiful as those ideas sound and as much as, as an idealistic 14 year old I’d have told you yes, yes, we need positive liberties, any adult who keeps on thinking they’re a bright idea is either not really an adult in mind, or is so thoroughly indoctrinated he never thought through the consequences.

When you say someone should have “housing and food, a car, entertainment, health care” you’re not saying that angels will come down from heaven and grant this.  Or if you are, you really should tell us how to summon these angels.  What you’re saying is “we should violate someone’s most basic and fundamental liberties so that someone else can be the equivalent of a trustfund baby with never a worry in the world.”

Whose liberties?  Well, builders and farmers, entertainers and doctors.  And while you might think those people can “give” you’re not thinking of scale.  If “everyone” is entitled to this what you’re saying is that these people have to work so that other people can have everything for free even without doing anything.

And if you say this is just a safety net, for when people fall through all the rest, you’re still missing the point that somewhere along the line you’re taking people’s labor and people’s goods to give to others, and since no human institution was ever free of fraud, and since that type of giving creates INCENTIVES for fraud, what you’re doing is taking from those who work to give to those who choose not to.  At which point I must ask, who died and made you god, precisely, that you would take from others their G-d given liberties, those that exist if no one violates them?

And if you make these things a “right” people WILL stop working (enough experiments with guaranteed minimum income show just that.  People can live on very little indeed, provided they have to do nothing for it and there’s no stigma attached to living from it.  Oh, they’ll agitate for more, and therefore empower the government to give more and more “rights” on the back of fewer and fewer people working until–

We have readers here who grew up in the Soviet Union. They can tell you how the end state of this is people doing less and less while demanding more and more, till everyone is living in dire poverty and bitching about deserving the stars.

But let’s leave aside the fact it doesn’t work on the macro-level: does it work on the micro-level.

Humans are scavengers.  This means we are instinctually designed to bring down (or more likely initially find) mammoth and then sit around and eat till mammoth all gone or too rotten to eat.  We’re not instinctually designed to run around killing more mammoth while we still have mammoth because animals that act that way deplete the food supply and starve.

I too have illusions.  One of my favorite games when stressed over money, is to buy a lottery ticket and spend a few days fantasizing about what I would do with 100 million or whatever.  And the first thing that comes to mind is “I’d write a lot.”  I might even do it.  I’m broken on the instinct front. But most people wouldn’t.  It doesn’t matter whom we’re talking about, someone always says “Yeah, he wrote those novels when he was paying a mortgage/putting his kids through college/paying off his divorce”  This is always and inevitably the writers’ best work.

Sure there are others, people of means who spent years perfecting the single, beautiful work they’re known for.  But they’re not nearly as many.

In the end that’s the worst thing.  Grant everyone “positive liberties” and you turn the country into a huge project.  No, I mean Cabrini Green type project.

Humans who don’t have to strive, and who by virtue of the system, don’t have the hope of getting much better, turn to the old human pastimes: fornication, fighting and mind-altering substances.  (Yes, I DID try to come up with an f.  No caffeine yet.)

You see it in the very wealthy throughout history, that sort of enui and a kind of “active despair”, the feeling that life is meaningless, and the appearance of all the vices of mankind.

The end of it is the destruction of the human, himself.  Humans are made to strive.  Remove the strife and we become less than human.  Apes, with too much time on our hands, and nothing to strive for.  When cousin Gugr was lying about in the cave with a broken arm, if he invented a new spear or a better way to preserve mammoth meat, he did it because he was conscious that without him the tribe was vulnerable, and he must find a way to compensate.

If you have no one dependent on you, nothing that you absolutely need to do, no matter how you feel, at best you go through life doing nothing and being nothing.  At worse, you find ways to introduce strife to your life.

I won’t say that I think we should eliminate all social programs.  I don’t say it, because I don’t think it’s achievable. Though with winter coming and the mess in the world, who knows?

And no, I don’t mean I want widows and orphans to starve.  I wouldn’t let any starve that came within my purview (and before you say something about the circles I move in, let me say you know nothing of them.  We spend almost as much on charity as we do on taxes, and beside that we give and help with stuff that isn’t official charity.  We’ve bought more computers of writers — sometimes with the money coming out of our food money — than I can count.  Literally.  If I try to count them I always forget some.) because it’s my duty as an able bodied human to look after other humans.  Even when I’m weak there are those who are weaker than I and need me.  Which keeps me from being too weak and therefore keeps me moving.

But I have no interest or need in supporting also a tribe of bureaucrats who eat the substance of that which would go to the poor.  And I have no interest in making the poor and needy feel these are permanent conditions, that they’re entitled to all care, and that no one, ever, should have to strive.  Because that’s denying them their essential humanity and the right to stand on their own two feet and find strength in their weakness.

Because I’m weak and because some days I’ve sat and wondered where the next meal was going to come from, I understand them perhaps better than most of the children of fortune addicted to “positive liberties.”  Give a man everything he wants and needs, and you’ve just destroyed him.  It would destroy me.

So because I’m weak, because I still have no idea what we’ll do for food or housing when we can no longer work, I say: leave us alone.  Leave us our negative liberties, those we have without your interference.  Don’t kill us, don’t imprison us, don’t take our stuff, allow us to struggle for what we want and need.

Because only then can we find strength.

Sunday Vignettes by Mary Catelli, Luke and ‘nother Mike

Sunday Vignettes by Mary Catelli, Luke and ‘nother Mike

*Sorry, guys, I was out being a menace to Colorado Springs traffic (I’d prepaid the lessons while we still lived there.)  Or actually not being a menace but feeling like it, which is the problem. However, the confidence is coming back, now the eyes are better.  Soon, soon, I’ll be a menace to the streets of Denver (like anyone would notice.) – SAH*
Sunday Vignettes!

So what’s a vignette? You might know them as flash fiction, or even just sketches.

We will provide a prompt each Sunday that you can use directly (including it in your work) or just as an inspiration.

You, in turn, will write about 50 words (yes, we are going for short shorts! Not even a Drabble 100 words, just half that!). Then post it! For an additional challenge, you can aim to make it exactly 50 words, if you like. We recommend that if you have an original vignette, you post that as a new reply. If you are commenting on someone’s vignette, then post that as a reply to the vignette.

Comments — this is writing practice, so comments should be aimed at helping someone be a better writer, not at crushing them. And since these are likely to be drafts, don’t jump up and down too hard on typos and grammar. If you have questions, feel free to ask.

Your writing prompt this week is school

Some Science Fiction Books

As some of you know the commenter who came in breathing fire or at least breathing superiority has stayed to ask questions.  This happens, and some of you became regulars here that way.  Of course the percentage is the same as of the lepers that came back to give thanks for their cure, but you know, no one promised us easy or simple.  When we put our lives, our fortunes and our sacred honors on the line, we were aware it wasn’t a game.  Even if going one by one (like Juan Valdez) arguing and discussing is not nearly as much fun as running around the hills with a Kalashnikov, and even though sometimes it feels like we’re trying to catch every bird in every hidden tree.  It is a mark of how badly our school system is serving us, and why our very first imperative is not only “Teach your children well” but “teach every child well.”  Or forget child (though most of the people who stay and discuss ARE rather young) and just teach everyone who is open to it.

Not in a preachy way of course, the poor things have managed to be preached more at in their lives than I did growing up in a monolithic Catholic country during a series of socialist-ish revolutions (ranging from socialist to outright Maoist, though thank heavens those only had the reigns a very short time.)

But one of the things that struck me as funny was that she (or anyone) would set up to write not just reviews, but scathing reviews of contemporary SF while having read virtually nothing from more than say twenty years ago.

Look, I get it.  I’m sure Verne was more exciting to my dad than it was to me.  The language was closer, and the entry-point easier. But at any rate, when I was coming up I read EVERYTHING that said “science fiction” on the spine.  For a genre that is supposed to work in imaginary, parallel and might-be worlds, overcoming the language shouldn’t be a big thing.  If this is your meat, there might be a point at which you have to work — usually in the beginning — but then you adjust.

And even then, even now, I wouldn’t set up to do scathing reviews of much of anything.  Even the ones that Kate Paulk did at MGC — reviewing some award winners — were limited to the craft in the introduction and she didn’t NAME the authors, because it wasn’t personal, it was professional.

The reason I wouldn’t set up to do it is that my taste is so strangely skewed, partly through having cut my teeth on science fiction that got translated to Portuguese.  I swear what gets translated to Portuguese is mostly whatever the agents in Spain (you heard that right) are enthusiastic about.  Looking at a shelf in Portugal now was almost surreal.  I mean, NO Correia, no Ringo, no Weber, but people you never heard of and I have only because for a while ten years ago or so I followed SFWA politics.

BUT beyond that, and beyond the fact the history is all jumbled in my head, because the not-translated-to-Portuguese authors I discovered in the eighties are all filed under “recent sf” and some of them are … well, not recent.

Add to that that until the boys were toddlers — I wonder if that will come back now — I read an AVERAGE of six books a day, with a preferential bend to science fiction, and a secondary one for mystery (though I went through phases.  Also, I read everything, including history and biology manuals) and that for a great part of my young-married time I was dependent on whatever the local library had (which is why we spent an entire summer when Robert was an infant reading only Piers Anthony and Jerry Pournelle.  I’m not going to bitch, that’s when I discovered Jerry who became a staple-read in this house.  Piers… not so much.  I found after the third book it was sort of like being on a diet of spaghetti-ohs.)

When I was trying to assemble a recommends list, I also realized that I might have slighted ten or so authors who are favorites here, but whom I could never get into.  The one that comes to mind is Jack Vance (met him.  Very nice man) whose books simply wouldn’t allow me in.  I thought about it yesterday and realized my introduction to him was during the year of climbing, when my first son had just become mobile, and when he discovered that climbing the twelve foot built in bookcase and dancing on the top brought interesting squeaks from mom, and also caused her to go get the ladder to retrieve him.  This was also the year of chewing books — he cut his teeth on my hard cover Agatha Christie collection.  LITERALLY — and the year we moved three times, which rivals the last one.  In fact, every author I tried that year I “couldn’t get into”.  Because, you know, we’re not Robots but beings of flesh and blood, and what else is going on in our lives affects our perceptions of books, as well as anything else.

Anyway, so I’m going to do a list of ten books, and add some authors, like Poul Anderson (whose name I still have trouble spelling because we assumed the Portuguese publisher had got hold of the wrong end of the stick and his name was really Paul Anderson.  I missed my only chance to meet him when he had a signing in town 19? 20? years ago.  But the kids both had some kind of stomach thing, I had piles of sheets to wash and was running the carpet cleaner 24/7 and I didn’t want to infect the poor man) and Jerry Pournelle, and our own occasional commenter Margaret Ball, whom you should just seek out and read everything they wrote, because I did.  (There are others.  There are always others.  This is sort of like trying to catalogue trees leaf by leaf.  Every time I look closer another name pops up.) I’m leaving a bunch of other names out, in my uncaffeinated condition, but I trust my commenters to provide them.

To reduce it to ten books, it has to go beyond, “These are books that have lingered” though that’s the first cut.  I was, for instance, surprised to see that my brother and I HAD owned Slan, as I have NO memory of reading it.  Ever.

Instead, I’m going to go with the books that made an impact on me, and how I thought, or perhaps “a brief history of my interaction with the genre in books.”  There will be Heinlein.  That goes without saying.  (Though honestly, I’d have named #2 son Clifford Simak, if Dan had let me.  But he wouldn’t, even if I promised to call him Kip.  Husbands, amIright?)

I fell into Science Fiction at 11, when my brother was in Engineering and met a man who had a library with hundreds of science fiction books.  (I signed a book for him — Noah’s boy.  I really should send him DST — when I was in Portugal.  Life’s odd.)

My brother started reading it and bringing it home, and I started reading it standing up by his bedside table, ready to throw the book down and run into my room, where I pretended to stare at the walls, at the slightest step on the stairs.

You see, he’d told me not to read them, thinking they were too mature for me.  I’ve asked, and no, he didn’t do that to ensure I started reading science fiction.  Weirdly.  It’s amazing how even our family members don’t know us.  At some point he realized I was reading it.  And at some point, later, when I was around thirteen, we used to pool our resources (think the equivalent of $5 a month) and go halvsies on new releases.  In addition to that, I scoured the spinning racks in every postcard shop and handywork stall and icecream shop I went to, particularly when visiting friends in out of the way places, as you often found really old books at OLD prices (more like 50c in those places.)  Of fond memory are the year my parents took me to Algarve (at fourteen, I think) for the summer, and I found all of Heinlein in a fisherman’s village.  And the year I found a bunch of thirties and forties sf while helping a friend’s family clean the apartment her grandfather was moving out of to move in with them.  The old man was so thrilled I knew some of those names, and also to have a chance to talk SF that he gave me the two boxes sight unseen.  His grandkids didn’t fall in our little, odd fraternity.

Anyway, so the first book I read Standing by Alvarim’s bedside table was Out of their minds by Clifford Simak.  Simak must therefore be in the list, but Out of their Minds is a rather “average” book.  Honestly, at eleven it hooked me more because it had Snuffy Smith as a character, and I watched Snuffy Smith cartoons.  A book of his I came by some years later is far more interesting (and not one of his acclaimed ones like City which on re-reading I found had a lot of bad-tasting though typical of its time ideas.)

1- They Walked Like Men by Clifford Simak. It’s the story of a truly unusual alien invasion, and it hooked me with its voice from about paragraph two.

Years later, thinking about when I’d first found science fiction, I realized that I had read one science fiction book before Alvarim “met” the genre.  It wasn’t, like Out of Their Minds so implausible that I paused and looked at the spine and asked “what is this science fiction” which made my brother explain.  It was a book that was a little unusual but fit in very well with the environment I grew up in (dad loved Three Men in a Boat, yes.  And the answer to “I want a radio” was “I have no objection, get one” which led to my building one) and for all I knew in America every teen got a spacesuit, and going to the moon could be given away in soap contests.  So:

2- Have Spacesuit Will Travel – by Robert A. Heinlein. (As a note, I can’t for the life of me remember what in holy heck it was called in Portuguese.  That title is in a tense that doesn’t EXIST in Portuguese and I can’t figure out any way to translate it that wouldn’t run to three sentences. It doesn’t mean much.  Sometimes titles in Portuguese make your head hurt.)

I can’t remember what the second book I read after realizing SF was SF was, except that I remember singularly off putting elements of it: the US had walled itself in, communism (which was supposedly a good thing) ruled the rest of the world, and the version of America was the “decadent Rome” version that Russian agitprop pushed.  I remember the character (female) got in a bus and had a lesbian encounter with a stranger by chapter two.  Which didn’t seem to mean anything to the rest of the plot, and which she frankly didn’t seem to enjoy much.  The dang thing might have been gray goo.

The third science fiction book I read has stayed with me all these years and, to me at least, is the be-all, end-all of apocalyptic science fiction.  Perhaps I was attracted to it because of the history of the country I come from.  Or perhaps I’m a little nuts.  Mind you, this recommendation is significant because I don’t LIKE post-apocalyptic stories.

3- A Canticle for Leibowitz – Walter Miller Jr.

Then when I was a teenager, during the sojourn in Algarve, I found a Heinlein I’d never seen anywhere else: Stranger in a Strange Land.  Since this was my New Age Summer — 14 — it fit right in to where I was at that time.  I will say now, as an adult, SiaSL is my least favorite of the Heinleins.  And yet it’s not as “unfavorite” as all that.  On re-reading it recently I found that it, like Starship Troopers, is not exactly what people think it is.  Both are much deeper, and more deeply conflicted, books morally and politically than people who haven’t read them imagine.

In the same summer, I discovered The Moon Is A Harsh Mistress, which has been a favorite ever since.  As can be told by just about anyone who has read A Few Good Men, which is The Moon is a Harsh Mistress, but on Earth and without supercomputer.  (So, TMIAHM now more extreme and with more thumb marks, though the later is not intention, it’s just that I, truly, am but an egg.  So:

4- Stranger in a Strange Land

5- Starship Troopers

6- The Moon is a Harsh Mistress

Sometime in the next school year, not sure if I was 14 or 15, I came across Le Guin’s Left hand of darkness (weirdly, I didn’t even hear of the Tombs of Atuan until I was married and in the US.) The book fascinated me for several reasons, the first being the “structure” which in retrospect is veddy veddy seventies and part of it being that there is a certain psychology to the biology, which didn’t ring true.  (Hermaphroditic species on Earth are far more likely to be VERY violent.  Also, the whole communal child-raising didn’t seem right.  Also I wondered how a civilization ever arose without the need to protect those who couldn’t run while pregnant.  Never mind.  It bugged me, and by bugging me was responsible for my starting to write, which is why my first series was “hermaphrodites don’t work that way, particularly not human-derived ones” and yes you might see that series in the fullness of time, that being what I’m most short of right now: time.)  At any rate part of the reason the book hooked me was not the irritation (though weirdly that was part of it) but the characters.  Read The Left Hand of Darkness for the characters, and watch what she did, because Estraven broke my heart.

7- The Left Hand of Darkness by Ursula Le Guin

And this was when I fell head first into Phillip K. Dick.  Sometime between 16 and 20, not sure when.  Look, there are worse things you can do.  You can acquire a drug habit or you can get a second hand one.  (I did not type that aloud, and you can’t hold me to it.)  Perhaps it was the age.  Perhaps it was that I’m rather of a philosophical bend, anyway, but I read everything of his I could get hold of.  Of that, the one I tried to get the boys to read (I can’t remember if either one did) was

8- Ubik – by Phillip K. Dick.

Here I’m going to elide over — because of the ten books — The World of Tiers by Phillip Jose Farmer which I mashed with Ubik while talking about it last night.  I love the books and the concept, and it’s the FIRST time I read a series (though I’ll note that I might have been primed for it because of being an avid mythology reader. I’ll just mention in passing that Riverworld never did much for me.  Partly, I think, because it reads “bleak” and as a chronic depressive I’ve learned to shy away from those.  Note I don’t mean that I only read happy-fun books.  In fact, most of what I write is in rather awful places/times.  But it’s the tone of the writing itself.  If it feels like it’s beating me down with “abandon all hope” I pull back, and often don’t do it consciously.)

I haven’t talked about reading women, because there didn’t seem to be any point to it.  I mean, there were women SF writers up there, through all those years of getting acquainted with the genre, but most of them didn’t “stay”.  I.e. they only rose to the same level as most of the men I read at that time, which was “okay.”  And yeah, my reading through this time was biased to males, but that is mostly an artifact of who was translated at that time.  And before the squawks start as though because I’ve got a vagina I MUST read people who have vaginas, let me add some of my favorite non-sf writers through that time WERE women, in fact in mystery about half my favorites — Agatha Christie and Ellis Peters, both prolific — were women, which skewed more female after I came to the US with a lot of writers of whom, off the top of my head, I’ll mention Patricia Wentworth and Dorothy Cannell and Carolyn Hart.)

However, I reserved the two last slots of this list to women who played pivotal roles in my relationship with science fiction.  The first is Anne McCaffrey whom I started reading in Portuguese (I had to look the first book up because I SWEAR the title I remember in Portuguese is Dragon Drums) and finished in English.  It was the second series I fell into and the most immersive.  I damn well wanted to BE a dragon rider.  There is something feminine about the writing, to the extent writing can be masculine or feminine, in that it’s the characters that grab you and pull you, though the world building and all that are worthy of note.  (BTW some men also write full immersive characters.  Some women write crazy-involved worlds and plots.  Some people do both.  And some people do now one now the other.  Because gender characteristics aren’t the same as contents printed on a can and humans are still individuals, world without end.  When I say something is more feminine I mean only “as far as this goes, you’re likely to find it in say 60% of women and 40% of men, or vice versa.  It’s not an absolute measure.)  My favorite of that series is

9- Moreta – by Anne McCaffrey.

For reasons I don’t fully understand, perhaps related to what was available in libraries and bookstores, perhaps simply having to do with having found a surfeit of bad books, I wandered away from science fiction somewhere shortly after the boys were born.  It might simply have had to do with the fact that popcorn-mysteries (formulaic, simple, easy to get into and out of) are easier for a young, distracted mother.  I couldn’t not-read, but I could read things that required less work.

Then I took my very first “vacation” when Robert was I THINK 6 or so.  Dan had a conference down in San Antonio, and I could share his hotel room if I just paid my flight.  Which we did, and I went off, with loads of books.  I spent a week walking around, reading, eating in diners.  It was fun.

During that week I found Connie Willis (I’d run out of books, hit a book store and looked in SF/F when there was nothing in mystery) with one of her least known works Lincoln’s Dreams.  I then went on to read everything she wrote, and debated heartily with myself what I should recommend this morning.  I’m going to go with:

10- Bellwether by Connie Willis.

There are a lot more people I discovered since, and a lot I simply can’t mention without this already large post growing to encyclopedic lengths.  The ones I buy now sight unseen are:

1- Larry Correia — don’t let the explosions fool you, the plots which he builds incrementally add up to serious questions about the nature of men, the nature of monsters and the difference between the two.  Yes, even outside MHI.

2- David Weber – I’m a traditionalist.  I like Honor. ;)

3- John Ringo – who damn it made me like another apocalyptic world: the world of Black Tide Rising.

4- Jim Butcher – watch his d*mn character arcs.  I have character-arc envy.

5- F. Paul Wilson – Just go and read him.  I heard him dismissed as “cartoonish” which means these people have never actually read him. Like Larry (not surprising as he was a major influence on Larry — and me — it’s all about men and monsters and the razor thin difference.)

6 – ADDENDUM – my brain has him filed under “friend” because I read him after meeting them, but I am sure if it had been the other way around I’d still buy everything he wrote.  Possibly harder and faster.  IF YOU HAVEN’T READ DAVE FREER, RUN, DON’T WALK TO BUY EVERYTHING HE EVER WROTE.  Also, I’m jealous of you, you lucky bastage, reading Freer for the first time.

These are the people I would pay premium prices for — and do, for Wilson and Butcher — ebooks.  (Thank heavens the other are Baen.)

There are even probably a couple I missed in that last list, but I still haven’t had coffee and I’ll be d*med if I’m going to think any harder than I have to.

Meanwhile because I know the gaps above are gargantuan, I turn it over to you.  Because I REALLY don’t want wall of text comments, try to limit your answers to three books per comment (though not per commenter.)  What is YOUR list of must-read science fiction/fantasy?