Okay, you reprobates. There will be post later, but I’m not sure when. Someone neglected to tell me we had an errand this morning that required me to be in a place without this computer till early afternoon. I have alternate arrangements. If they work, post very soon. If they don’t work, post in the afternoon.
Till then ABSOLUTELY no rotating the Earth on its axis, and NO running slaloms around the sun again. Are we understood? Beta Centauri has complained about you kids….
Darn Betas. Always sticking their noses in.
Granted, they are large noses.
And prehensile. But that’s still no excuse.
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You want us to stop the Earth’s rotation? That requires a trip into the clockwork depths. It would be helpful if we had some Betas with their prehensile noses to help out.
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I think she wants us to leave the rotation of the earth alone… I’ve heard rumors of this group trying to make it go the other way, but I somehow missed the mechanical discussions.
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Yep. Also Rex tries to make it “go very fast.”
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If we could slow it down a little bit, I think I’d be all right with that. I could use an extra three hours a day…and it would be nice if those resulting days match with the solar day…
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A bit heavier.
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I think she wants us to leave the rotation of the earth alone
That’s not what she said. She just doesn’t want us to change the rotation ON ITS AXIS. We can spin it along a different line all we want.
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Well Sarah, you told us reprobates what not to do but there’s plenty of stuff for us to do that you didn’t mention. :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:
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Rather.
She must be very distracted. She said nothing about not redecorating this time.
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Finally got approval to hollow out Earth, place artificial sun inside.
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No house.
Makes it harder, and “don’t decorate the car we’re driving” is tough.
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That’s what drones with manipulators are for.
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Cars and vans you can upgrade and refit. How about installing a new station to brew coffee or tea in the back?
I came to the conclusion that the Hun’s den cannot be attached directly to her house. It must be transdimensional. How else could we have fit everything in, obtained the various views we get from the windows, and the installed numerous gardens, fixtures and outbuildings on the grounds?
Now, if you wish to assert that the entrance must be linked to a house that our esteemed hostess owns I will consider the possibility. If that is the case her state of residential limbo would therefore become our own and we cannot redecorate.
And, if the Hun’s den was linked to her prior residence alone, we will have to give it up. That would mean that it is time to start planning for the new one!
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Well, it doesn’t have to be…. but it is polite.
Oddly, this group is quite polite, in a rather English sort of way; deathly polite to enemies, but wild inside of the limits for friends.
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*whips out drafting pencil and book entitled “Demi-Euclidean Architecture”*
Woohoo!
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Has anyone found out where the door to the Library of Missing Books went? I’m trying to find a title but I can’t seem to get in . . .
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Library door’s missing again? *hollers* Jenkins, a little help here!
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Someone needed it for a project. I will find them and giving them a fitting punishment for those who would steal from the library.
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The socks stole it.
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Synthesizing nitrobenzedrine (for when you need to be explosively awake) or nitromescaline (that’ll really blow your mind) for instance.
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Awwwww, but Moooooooooommm……. *pushes My First Disintigrator Gun kit back under bed* Yes, ma’am.
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Oh yeah?
Well, I’ll show you! I’m going to go out and pack up things in the Garage!
Of course I HAVE to do that if I am going to stay on schedule to be working in northern Wisconsin by the 16th.
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Reprobate?!?! You’re calling me a reprobate? How dare… What? It means that? Oh. Never mind.
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Post Later…. unless Sarah discovers a time machine, in which case she might post earlier instead. ;)
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Who us? Cause trouble?
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No problemo. I’m still trying to catch up with my own routine (the list from two Sundays ago is almost gone).
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Post yesterday, post tomorrow, never post today!
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Argo has already banned us. Now Beta Centauri is complaining. Who’s next, Rigel Kentaurus?
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Are we doomed to become the Simpsons of the universe?
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I understand the Vegans don’t like it when we try to BBQ, either.
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Can I fly kites in the Solar Wind?`
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Yes, but no further out than 500 AU.
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Remember, you may not have a life, but life has you.
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Beta’s complaining but not Alpha? Beta’s 400 LY away(120 Parsec for you Han Solo fans).
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Reprobate? I had no idea you knew the men in my family, Sarah. You’re making me misty. ;)
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