We all know what Deja Poo is, right? It’s that distressing sense you’ve seen this sh*t before.
In this case the sh*t is Musk’s third party formation.
I was going to write a long post explaining why this was a bad idea, but it turns out my friend Kim Du Toit was there before me.
His post is called “Nope” and you should definitely read the whole thing.
For those not clicking through, I agree with all of it but these are the most relevant parts:
Let me make myself crystal clear on this topic: every single time in the last century and a half that some asshole has tried to create a third political party (e.g. Theodore Roosevelt’s Bull Moose, Ross Perot’s Reform) the net result has been an electoral victory for the Democrats.
And:
Because make no mistake: if Musk’s little exercise ends with the fucking Democrats taking control of the White House and/or Congress (which is what history tells us will happen), they will reverse everything that Trump has managed to get done: closing the border, ending the USAID boondoggle and hamstringing the loathsome Dept of Education, to mention just three of the domestic wrongs righted.
What this steaming bunch of Communists will inflict on the world with their pathetic attempts at foreign policy of appeasement of shitholes like Iran and China cannot be imagined.
To which I’ll add, Communism, for the first time in my life, for the first time in my parent’s lives, is on the verge of being exposed and shown for the horror it is. Biden’s bullshit went a long way to making people feel like all these extreme left ideas aren’t cool or important but utter bullshit held together by greed and hate. This is true, btw. That’s what they are.
The problem is that Musk is giving the bullshit one last grasp, a chance to escape destruction. A chance to inflict more death and destruction on the suffering world and perhaps destroy humanity forever.
And the problem is that I know why Musk thinks this is a good idea. It’s the way his brain works. I live with someone who has an engineering brain. Over the years, and because I have had some epic fights with him over this, my husband has come to understand that people problems can’t be solved like engineering problems. Neither iteration of failure till success nor “but this is logical and will now work” function with people.
What Elon is missing is that “If only everyone would just” is an impossible. If you were giving everyone free ice-cream and the solution to some problem were “if only everyone would accept the free ice-cream” there would be wars over people who didn’t want the ice-cream and didn’t even want to take it and give it to someone else.
This becomes exponentially more difficult if your “if only everyone would just” requires anything at all from people, let alone the very real sacrifice and trouble that would come if we — best case scenario — could rearrange all of society into a more rational model right now. I mean I can see the outlines of the change needed and which I think will come over time, and the sheer magnitude of it will rip society apart and cause very real harm if it changes suddenly leaving people with no established pathways and procedures to do things.
I fully expect this to happen, btw, and for sure if Elon’s brain dead party attempt gets a chance. Because if we keep letting the left do their shit things are going to collapse. It’s that simple. Which is why I’ve been pounding the drum of “build under, build over, build around” and even so, even in the best case scenario the carnage real and metaphorical will be terrific.
When it comes to societal change, you can have fast and bloody or slow and painful.
Is the BBB my beau ideal? Oh, my sweet summer child.
I am like a Sans Culotte reincarnated, who now understands that “fast and bloody” swallows the world in blood and brings on a bad case of Napoleon. I WANT to burn it all down and dance on the ashes. I want Trump to sign an EO that says “From now on the Constitution of the United States of America is fully applied, and any part of the government not authorized by the Constitution is abolished; any precedent that contradicts our funding documents is burned and abolished. I will forego, just this once, scourging everyone who has inflicted and continues to inflict these non-Constitutional abominations on the people of the US, through the mall and out of town while screaming “Begone.” If they shut up and go away in a timely manner that is. Thank you for your attention to this matter.”
But I also know that’s just another route to fast and bloody, after which the people will cry out for someone who brings peace and victory. And France still hasn’t recovered from its bout of that particular case of butt monkeys. So, no. Just no.
Look, I don’t think that Elon is going to attract anyone but the extremely young and the extremely autistic. So the usual 2% of the population who are so far gone they don’t get that never in the history of ever has “everyone just.”
And then maybe he’ll wake up.
But we live in strange times. And evil is afoot and dragging its tail through our educational institutions. These are dangerous times and the possibility that he will give the commies yet another chance at power is horrifying.
Look, how dumb is Elon being? So dumb he doesn’t seem to realize that with de-naturalization again on the agenda, if the left gets power he’s in deep trouble. Oh, I am too. Because de-naturalization for crimes becomes a problem when his having helped Trump in 2024, or his allowing free speech is considered a crime by the left. And me? Well, my very existence is a crime. I’m a female of Latin ancestry whose favored stance is standing with middle fingers held aloft at the left and all its ideas, all its glamour, all its works and corrupt temptations.
Musk, buddy, I get your point. Or rather, I get how your thought pattern breaks. But in the name of all that’s holy, stop this shit. If you continue you’ll manage to make yourself as hated on the right as you’re on the left. (And no, even helping the left win won’t save you. Those bastards never forgive. Marxism is a bitch. It doesn’t include the concept of redemption.) And that will put a serious damper on your getting us to Mars.
What’s worse, what you’re doing is flopping around on the floor, screaming and kicking because you can’t have ice cream RIGHT NOW instead of in two hours.
I raised toddlers of a direct and engineering mind before. What you need is to wash your face in cold water and take a deep breath.
As someone put it this morning, America already has a third party. It’s MAGA. It’s moving through the GOP, gutting and replacing as it goes. It’s moving as fast as the people allow it to. You’d have the same people, the same hold overs, the same institutions. Everyone isn’t going to just–
Let MAGA MAGA.
If your break with it is so profound that you must DO something, then go and do to the democrats what Trump did to the GOP. Take them over, gut them, and send the communists into outer darkness. (Scourges optional.) That is good and productive. it still won’t get you “if only everyone” but it might get me to my pipe dream where the two main parties are GOP and Libertarians, and I can support now one, now the other and they can keep each other in check.
On the serious side, Elon, I suspect you’re sleeping with something that’s bad for you. I don’t know for sure, because I don’t keep up with these things, and the only “who is sleeping with whom” reports I care about come from my characters (and only because it affects the plot.)
But I’ve seen this before. Men have a tendency to be highly influentiable when it comes to pillow talk. Not only have I seen it in friends, neighbors and relatives, but history is full of examples.
I don’t know if you are what you eat (way TMI) but men tend to believe what they f*ck.
Given who you are, the power you have, and how much the left hates you and fears you, I beg you to consider whether that sweet p*ssy you found and who can screw you into figure eights might be a honeypot.
Screw her or not. It’s your choice. But stop taking your cues from “this feels really good.”
This dumb idea of yours not only holds the potential to be disastrous for you (and less importantly but more personally me) but it can send the world into the darkness of left dominance for another 20 or 30 years.
Which given the birth rates (or lack thereof) and various other trends might very well do for civilization if not for humanity.
I think mostly Elon is going to get really disappointed and then decide he needs to be king or emperor or something. Which…. The net is full of Dark Enlightenment nutters convinced if only they could rule, then everyone would just. (Do I need to explain why this is bullshit or what it leads to.)
But on the outer rim of possibility this will actually make it into ballots and allow the left to win, we can’t afford it.
If any of you have his ear scream really good into it, for me. If needed, I’ll lend you the chancla to hit him twice upside the head.
This is like watching your buddy walk drunk towards the abyss. If he had the power to pull everyone with him down into the pit and the dark.
No. Just no. As the irrepressible Mr. Du Toit says “Nope”. Just nope.
I’ve seen this shit before. I’m getting tired of the smell.
Let’s just let communism bury itself and move on. Then we can fight on the details.
Now…. ahem….
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I’d like to say I’m doing better and will be better at following through on rewards. But I still have them pending from other years, because the last four years have been a slow upward battle. I am better, but I’m not adding to that backlog. (Though I’ll continue trying to fulfill promises long overdue.)
For this year, I’ll (merely) give you ways to donate.
The Give Send Go is still active. Lately I’ve gotten more disenchanted with them, though. Not only have they hosted fundraisers for the kid who stabbed the track star through the heart, but there was some appearance of encouraging racialist bs. True or not? Don’t know. Haven’t looked that closely. Still, that and the fact they calculate how much of the raised money you actually get in some weird way makes them less than shiny.
So, what else is there? Well, there is paypal. Yes, I removed the button from the side (though I’ll return it) because they were threatening to fine people for badthink. Whether that was entirely organic or part of the Autopen administration it’s open to debate. They were being very enthusiastic about forcing everything from social media to everything else including debanking. At any rate, I think it is safe to use a paypal link for the next four years. Give or take. (Look none of these services are pure. We use what we can and seems safe at the time.)
So, here’s the paypal link.
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