Bring Out Your Memes

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71 thoughts on “Bring Out Your Memes”

  3. Actually, over 70,000 Americans did just that, moving to the Soviet Union during the early 1900s.

    They never returned.

    They never found utopia.

    Most of them lived in poverty and misery.

    And a whole lot of them were imprisoned in gulags or executed.

    Communism kills. Socialism kills. Parallel roads to the same dead end.

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      1. By birthright citizenship they were, but certainly not by reason or disposition. They pissed it all away. Now if we could only encourage the current crop to disembark for foreign night soils more to their liking.

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        2. Hear!! Hear!!

          I have a cunning plan. We should offer them plane tickets and $10,000 to go to a country of their choosing, on these conditions

          • If they are US citizens they must irrevocably renounce their citizenship in writing (standard form worked out buy top drawer lawyers).
          • The must forever renounce in writing all rights explicit or implied in the US constitution particularly habeas corpus and right to trial by jury (again standard detailed contract written by excellent lawyers).
          • They must provide fingerprints and DNA samples etc. as identification
          • If they are ever found in the US or any of its possessions again the first offense shall be immediate confiscation of any all possessions and holdings followed by deportation within 48 hours to a country of our choosing. On a second offense they shall be subject to immediate execution preferably by ejection(sans parachute) from a Helicopter flying above 1500′ over waters outside US territory (lest they sully our country any further). In either case NO notice shall be be provided to anyone as to their fate. See section 2

          A 10K bonus night not be sufficient it might take $50K or more, but it would be cheap at the price, the damage they do to the system is such that 100k might not be too much.

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            1. Mount a diving board from the side of the helicopter, or the rear exit ramp if you’re using one of the big ones. That gives them the option of either just dropping off, or seeing if they can get enough altitude on the board to hit the rotors.

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  4. Why is coffee like whiskey?

    Because people think that they can’t drink too much. ☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕

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      1. Which is True?

        IMO People imagine that it is safe to drink large amounts of coffee and whiskey.

        Now is it true that people can safely drink large amounts of coffee and whiskey. Of course, IMO people have gotten themselves in trouble when they drink over their limit of either whiskey or coffee.

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  5. I want that coffee too….

    That escape room. Whoof. Tough one!

    Experience required. *SNRK*

    “I can explain, officer… see, there was this bank and the chickens decided to go for it….”

    Back in ten minutes – oh, someone got the time machine working, cool.

    I too have questions. Yikes.

    Laundry – word. We just got our 25-year-old washer fixed. Three knobs! No wi-fi! All it does is wash clothes, as sane humans intended!

    PlayStation. Figures. Bring back physical media!

    Hmm. Always good to have a repair kit or two….

    Remember Innsmouth is a horror story.

    If you’re human, your ancestors did shady stuff. Hands down. Likewise cats. Dogs may be okay… wait, chihuahuas, nevermind.

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      1. It’s only a store, not a reading room.

        It is underspecified, though. Do you have a budget, and what is it? Can you bring out only as many books as you can carry, or do you get a cart or something?

        And worst of all, do you have to pay before the hour is up, and how long does that take?

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          1. I would quickly survey the bookstore for genre locations, If I could get only what I could carry or pay for, I would check my favorite locations for possibilities. Then I would do a sweep get the books I wanted.

            With a cart or something, I would go most likely genre down, keeping an eye on the time, and then make a break for it. The important part comes after.

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    2. In fairness to chihuahuas, they were bred to be food animals. If that was your intended purpose in life you would probably be kinda pissed at the world, too.

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  6. “bunch-back’d toad”? Methinks thou hast a tpyo in thine meme.

    If that ‘Escape Bookstore’ has a bathroom and a source of snacks and hydration, a month might not be enough time.

    That electrician got experience, it just wasn’t the good kind.

    OMG! It’s the Cat Bus from My Neighbor Totoro!

    OK, good, it’s an armored backpack, but how do you open it?

    You think that’s crazy, how about the Braille on the drive-through ATM?

    Termites release far more CO2 and methane than all the cows in the world.

    What do you mean, deliver nothing? Socialism delivers poverty, misery, squalor, starvation and death. Every f*king time. They’ve got 100 million emaciated corpses in mass graves to prove it.

    If you’re human, your ancestors were slaves, and slave owners. There is no branch, twig or leaf of the human family tree untainted by slavery. Any ‘reparations’ are owed by everybody, to everybody, and figuring out the accounting would be impossible.

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    1. Ah. But was the electrician current on safety practices? He was he highly resistant? Maybe he rage quit due to a short fuse? Could be he was getting too much static from management. Or he was an introvert who went back to his insular life. Maybe he wasn’t really a he, but was rather a transsister.

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      2. Mr. Houst I am not certain whether I should praise your humor or give it a carpapult load of electric eels. Being short on electric eels, carpapults, and appropriate insulation to load said eels, Bravo.

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        1. The aardvark points out that all of those things are behind the nineth door on the third floor.

          Knock first. The blue mice and pink elephants don’t.

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    2. You think that’s crazy, how about the Braille on the drive-through ATM?

      This is easy, really. You don’t know where a keypad might be installed or a blind person might have a chauffeur or such, and why make two of a thing when one design will cover every circumstance – and not give you ADA problems. So you only make the the kaypads with Braille as it’s simpler (and cheaper) all around.

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    3. The Reader is not an electrician, but he survived replacing a breaker in the breaker box yesterday. We had a nearby lightning strike and the whole house surge protectors didn’t quite protect everything. Given that it also tripped 4 different GFI outlets in the house the Reader considers that $7.50 for a replacement breaker and about 30 minutes to do the swap and restart everything that powered down when the Reader turned power off as a bargain.

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      1. Which whole-house did you have (and will that need to be reset or replaced)?

        When we had our house built, I had the electrician install a Siemens FS140; he looked at me as if I had 2 heads, but put it in. Apparently has not been much challenged, still pretty green lights!

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      2. I went through 8 to 10 garage door openers all fried by lightning strikes before I gave up and turned them into manual doors. The real PITA was each strike burned out a different area of the motor controllers or door stop sensors. Spike/surge protectors didn’t even save them. But the strokes never caused any problems with any other lines or appliances in the house.

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        1. Have someone pro trained check grounding on that circuit.

          Found a nasty wiring “oops” that way at work, long ago.

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  7. I used to have a copy of the Ten Commandments for electrical workers (obtained when the Army put us interns tnrough Basic Electronics with the greensuiters). Lost it long ago, but I can paraphrase a couple of them:

    Have no contact with those who deal in intentional shocks, for they are unbelievers and not long for this world.

    And, Never work on the hot high-power line alone, lest thou sizzle in thine own fat for hours until thy Maker sees fit to drag thee into his fold.

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    2. Once upon a time, I stopped someone from taking bolt cutters to a lockout/tagout rig.

      Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.

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  10. Not polypropylene rope. Too stretchy. Go traditional, use good Manila hemp.

    And for Shakesperean insults, you can’t beat King Lear, Act II Scene 2.

    KENT Fellow, I know thee.

    OSWALD What dost thou know me for?

    KENT A knave; a rascal; an eater of broken meats; a base, proud, shallow, beggarly, three-suited, hundred-pound, filthy, worsted-stocking knave; a lily-livered, action-taking knave, a whoreson, glass-gazing, super-serviceable finical rogue; one-trunk-inheriting slave; one that wouldst be a bawd, in way of good service, and art nothing but the composition of a knave, beggar, coward, pandar, and the son and heir of a mongrel bitch: one whom I will beat into clamorous whining, if thou deniest the least syllable of thy addition.

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  11. Per the last one, “Too much fun:”. is that the new spelling for ‘eadgear? We call ’em Ets, now, as in “I rather want a new et, but my ‘ead’s too big for most of ’em I find,” like?

    Or as in “Send in the ass-ets!”

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  12. Per the last one, “Too much fun:”. is that the new spelling for ‘eadgear? We call ’em Ets, now, as in “I rather want a new et, but my ‘ead’s too big for most of ’em I find,” like?

    Or as in “Send in the ass-ets!”

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  14. Which coffee provider has “Jesus Clears the Temple” ?

    Plenty of Infantry prefer the brew “Caffeine and Hate”.

    Back in my “starving student” era, I brewed Sun Tea. Stuff was strong. Roommates called it “the preferred brew of Very Angry Klingon Stormtroopers”.

    “Do you buy this stuff from a biker gang? Perhaps a Kzinti biker gang?”

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  15. I got something bass-akwards one morning during an early class. The students stared. I lifted my mug. “Too much blood in the caffeine stream.” They laughed and I made the correction.

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  16. The person who did the catbus costume doesn’t appreciate Ghibli’s “My Neighbor Totoro”.

    ANd I did finally donate to “The Cause”. Where’s my carp? LOL!!

    Soon I’ll have to go to my local B&N and buy a few Hoyt books. But for now……I need to get new glasses.

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    2. Don’t count on the B&N. I just visited one in New Jersey and it was all the latest and greatest traditionaly published stuff. Not a big dept., either. Lots more Manga.

      That they had Zinn and the 1629 Project on the display table tells you all you need to know.

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    2. There was an episode of NCIS where McGee disables a security camera with a well placed paintball round. The payload resembled bird poop.

      Gotta find a source. No specific reason. Just amusement value.

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  18. A karya is a Greek walnut tree. There were karya hamadryads; and there were priestesses of Artemis who lived in a sacred walnut grove, who were also called karyatides.

    It seems likely to me that the architectural caryatids were originally tough walnut pillars, and then got done in stone.

    But they are supposed to be walnut trees, basically, which nobody ever mentions.

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    1. Wikipedia also notes that the walnut grove priestesses were from a village named Karyai, and that the local priestesses/maidens did a special dance with baskets on their heads. The baskets were full of live reeds and dirt, so the ladies would look like trees; but they also had to stand up very straight and dance gracefully.

      So the pillar capitals on the Porch of the Caryatids are actually figurative baskets.

      It just gets more different from our modern perceptions the farther you get into it.

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      1. The Wikipedia article has a sweet photo of the back of an Athenian caryatid, showing the nifty Spartan lady hairstyle.

        Oh, and Karyai/Caryae was in Sparta, so that is Athens giving a salute to their rival neighbor. We probably can assume that the caryatid ladies look like Spartan ladies of the day.

        (And that Helen was supposed to look like that, as well.)

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  20. Lindsay Graham has left us unexpectedly, “after a brief and sudden illness,” apparently freshly back from Ukraine.

    I’d like an autopsy and a toxicology report. Yes, I think D.C. is that much of a snake pit.

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