“We can’t stand the pilot. We’re kicking him out and installing a new pilot. We don’t care that the new pilot doesn’t know how to fly and will probably crash the plane; we just can’t stand the old pilot.”
DemocRats don’t understand that while taking off is voluntary, landing is mandatory.
Also the old pilot couldn’t see past the windshield and was never flying the plane to begin with, so they think the new one they want can’t possibly be any worse.
That’s because they can’t understand the difference between an ancient, doddering incompetent trying to land the plane, and a drunken mental case pushing the stick forward and pinning the throttle while screaming ‘d3ath to amerikka!!!’
Personally I blame their parents. If you never let the kid fall off their bike, they never really understand gravity. Or that pain hurts.
Not really an expression of pilot trust issues, but he did depart the aircraft: Here’s a semi-related true story from the pilot’s perspective from the fun world of Naval Aviation back in the F-14 Tomcat era, “My RIO Just Ejected”
I haven’t seen one and I don’t have the skill to make one, but a meme of Kamala as the joker would be epic. When she cackles she’s a dead ringer for Caesar Romero from back when Batman was good.
True, the Joker at least is honest about his alignment. Kamala is one of the “good people.” She sacrifices for your good, much like her puppeteer Barack the light bringer. Spit.
That was one of the things in the hysteria during Obama’s first run. He was the Light-Bringer (I think it was Deepak Chopra) and there were saint’s candles showing Obama. . . it was frankly scary.
Chopra then went to declare Sarah Palin the Jungian Shadow in a manner that showed he never learned any Jungian psychology. He said it as if she were all that was evil, when in reality it was clear he was projecting his own awareness of what nonsense he was talking on her.
Speaking of evil tw-ts, Fauci was hospitalized with West Nile virus, strange that a person responsible for disease control should be hospitalized for an introduced virus that could easily be controlled did the will to do so exist. if only we had a center for controlling diseases. I suppose the mosquito is non binary or something or maybe it’s just misplace feminism since it is the lady mosquito that does the biting.
I am allergic to mosquito bites (all insect bites). Results in Cellulitis about 70% of bites, depending on where bitten, means antibiotics. West Nile because of infected mosquitos biting is almost a given.
“In a country where the sole employer is the State, opposition means death by slow starvation: The old principle: who does not work shall not eat, has been replaced by a new one: who does not obey shall not eat.” — Leon Trotsky, 1937 (quoted by Henry Hazlitt in “The wisdom of Henry Hazlitt”).
My wife has one of those, homemade out of a long-handled garden pick by her idiot father by cutting off the handle to about 12-15″. (One of the few artifacts of that guy that she’ll keep around.)
She named it “Vera.” She threatens me with it occasionally.
There are at least three documented doubles for Vlad (his crack expert team screwed up and had them documented appearing simultaneously at different locations) so if the KGB-mafia elite tire of him, they could quietly remove the real one and not immediately have to expose that fact to the world.
Looks like it is time to dredge the lake to pull up and clean all of the “cordless hole drills”.
I don’t have one cat who tips over bottles with liquid in them, I have 5. Bottles must be kept capped unless you are holding them in your hand. Must use glasses with tops that can be closed securely (except maybe if drinking water, tap or bottled, but not flavored water). Must use heavy mugs that the cats can’t move.
Dunno if that is a photoshop or not but I *think*, if I read the map correctly, that’s Mecklenburg County, NC (i.e., Charlotte). As someone who lives in the general area, I am totally not surprised by this if it’s real. After all they have to know about deaths to put them back on the Democratic voter rolls.
The orange fuzzmonster got himself stuck in a toilet tank today somehow. Muffled sounds of feline distress took a while to track him down. Shivery little thing almost welcomed the hot bath after and then zonked out in the towel while getting dry. He’s currently snoozing where I can keep an eye on him, kicking in his sleep.
Neighborcat brought me a snake today. Not a little snake, a four foot long shredded looking one. Venomous, which is why he and Othercat, who was looking a bit too pleased with himself, got checked for bites (is fine, he was favoring a paw but it looks more like a sprain).
The two got kitty treats at the vet. Now I’m expecting a whole slew of snakes in the next week or so until they get the idea that no, I’m not looking for more of them. The vet ladies think the four not-my-cats are hilarious.
One of them keeps threatening to kidnap Doofus, non seriously. Doofus did actually get catnapped once. They brought him back. Doofus can get seriously loud when he wants to. He’s a permanent indoor cat that hates the outdoors, dogs, loud noises, and all that stuff. He likes his routine, his warm spots, and chicken in nigh any form- he tolerates the other three with gentlemanly pride, for the most part. Probably thinks they are insane for preferring the outdoors.
Nastycat showed up late, half covered in mud, and depressed. He got bathtime too, and is just as zonked as Doofus, sleeping inside for the once and cuddled up with the orange fuzzmonster. Have you ever seen a cat depressed? It’s pathetic. He didn’t even make me chase him down to get his bath. At least he didn’t get sprayed by a skunk. Again.
The porch and the yard remain safe from snakes, birds, rabbits, and all. The local dogs remain respectful of the yard, and the squirrely nation keeps losing members when one of them gets dumb enough to venture into Neighborcat territory.
No new kittens this season, despite the amorous efforts of Othercat. So far, at least. He’s bucked the trend and defied the efforts of the vets at least once now. Those wee little balls of fluff are half grown now, scampering about the neighborhood and investigating everything with all the fearless inquisitiveness of the new and the young.
Tomorrow is a new day. May all be blessed, and may you all know the utter peace and contentment of Doofus on a warm fresh from the drier towel with a hot piece of chicken to messily devour (as he did just this past Wednesday).
I’d hoped we avoided having baby snakes in our yard this year. No such luck. Tj has found two so far. One in the yard. Cat caught before got into house, snake released (Tj, all the cats, are allowed out supervised only). Second was in the garage (how? The new garage door actually seals at the base, sigh). Caught him before he got too far into the house. Thought he had a worm, until he dropped it. Son and hubby heard me each in the far corners of the house. I can handle snakes, especially the harmless ones we have. I just don’t want to. Besides I was preventing Tj from reacquiring said live toy, er snake, and hiding with it.
One of our two decided to defenestrate himself at zero dark thirty wednesday and go fuck up some interloper, by shoving a window screen out of the way. Full on Leroy Jenkins’d that shit. A cat who has been very carefully kept inside because we live on a busy corner in town. Admittedly, he’s very territorial despite being neutered soon after we got him, and a stark contrast to other female cate who is scared of her own shadow. The wife and daughter were … distraught. He came home friday morning, after surviving a good rain shower Thursday night. And now he is very very affectionate – and has a collar with a tile on it. Eejit fecked up. :lol:
My favorite Passion meme is Gibson sitting next to Caviezel in full crucifixion regalia. The caption reads “Me, explaining to Jesus how rough my day was.”
Just saw a segment on Fox with Paste Eating Polis (your favorite) blaming the bedlam at the border on Trump, for ‘opposing the Democrats’ and their Enlightened Vision For Order At The Border. Why, if not for Trump’s obstruction, the border problems would be 100% solved by now!
I’ve also been watching a bunch of traffic wreck videos. Every time they played a car ad, I was waiting for the out-of-control car or truck to come screaming in and wreak mayhem. Made the ads just a bit less annoying.
Some of those videos end with the narrator pontificating on what causes all those crashes. From what I saw, it was 90% dumbassery.
We would also have to set aside separate roads with no speed limits or traffic law enforcement, to keep the yahoos separated from regular folks, or they would continue taking out innocents as collateral damage.
I also remember a story by Roger Zelazny, in which the roads became war-zones, and the main character drove a Cadillac armed with twin .50 caliber machine guns.
According To Hoyt 
The early meme bird catches the meme worm. [Crazy Grin]
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We will watch and enjoy the worm while we eat ze bugs?
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Gotta eat worms. Same as buzzards.
the Globalist Josey Biden
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I thought I’d scheduled it. Which tells you just how wake I was when I pulled the trigger.
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Or how awake you were when you set the “release date/time”. [Wink]
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Same reason my story kept getting releases at five bloody AM for weeks. Took me almost half a year to track down the thingy.
Grumble grumble zombies grumble uncaffeinated life sucks.
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Kamalism! Three Red Banners mark the Shining Path to the Future!
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Ah the cat. We’ve got one who is fascinated by half empty soda bottles. He loves tipping them over to watch what happens.
Always cap the bottle at our place. Always.
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No, Democrats be like:
“We can’t stand the pilot. We’re kicking him out and installing a new pilot. We don’t care that the new pilot doesn’t know how to fly and will probably crash the plane; we just can’t stand the old pilot.”
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DemocRats don’t understand that while taking off is voluntary, landing is mandatory.
Also the old pilot couldn’t see past the windshield and was never flying the plane to begin with, so they think the new one they want can’t possibly be any worse.
That’s because they can’t understand the difference between an ancient, doddering incompetent trying to land the plane, and a drunken mental case pushing the stick forward and pinning the throttle while screaming ‘d3ath to amerikka!!!’
Personally I blame their parents. If you never let the kid fall off their bike, they never really understand gravity. Or that pain hurts.
/.old_geezer_rant_end./
Oh, and get off my lawn. ~:D
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Not really an expression of pilot trust issues, but he did depart the aircraft: Here’s a semi-related true story from the pilot’s perspective from the fun world of Naval Aviation back in the F-14 Tomcat era, “My RIO Just Ejected”
https://vfp62.com/F14_RIO.html
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I haven’t seen one and I don’t have the skill to make one, but a meme of Kamala as the joker would be epic. When she cackles she’s a dead ringer for Caesar Romero from back when Batman was good.
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Isn’t that a slander on the Joker?
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Mark Hamil was a great Joker, but he’s still a leftist twat.
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And his only other role post SW was in the DC Universe’s Jr Joker, the Toymaker…., foe of the Flash.
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If his latest “Go Force Yourself” makes any sense, it does cast an entirely new light on all those Jedi saying “May The Force Be With You.”
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True, the Joker at least is honest about his alignment. Kamala is one of the “good people.” She sacrifices for your good, much like her puppeteer Barack the light bringer. Spit.
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A “bringer of light”… like… Lucifer?
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Or “bearer”?
FWIW, I have long thought Lucifer (light bearer AND prince of darkness would be a great name for a telescope…)
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precisely. Milton’s without the grandeur,
“Now conscience wakes despair that slumbered; wakes the bitter memory of what he was, what is, and what must be”
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That was one of the things in the hysteria during Obama’s first run. He was the Light-Bringer (I think it was Deepak Chopra) and there were saint’s candles showing Obama. . . it was frankly scary.
Chopra then went to declare Sarah Palin the Jungian Shadow in a manner that showed he never learned any Jungian psychology. He said it as if she were all that was evil, when in reality it was clear he was projecting his own awareness of what nonsense he was talking on her.
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Yeah. Light bringer always made me say “Oh Lucifer, son of the morning how didst thou fall.”
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Haven’t seen one with KamelToe.
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Probably because that would make it NSFW
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SFBS
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I appreciate the thought, but the guy saying he won’t be masked while wearing a mask is pretty meta.
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Speaking of evil tw-ts, Fauci was hospitalized with West Nile virus, strange that a person responsible for disease control should be hospitalized for an introduced virus that could easily be controlled did the will to do so exist. if only we had a center for controlling diseases. I suppose the mosquito is non binary or something or maybe it’s just misplace feminism since it is the lady mosquito that does the biting.
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Guess he forgot to wear his mask, huh?
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The Science ™ has no need to wear a mask.
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Seems like some Science bit him right on the mask…
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No doubt he’ll be mandating masks for all mosquitos if he gets out.
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I am sure he will try. Good Luck with that!
I am allergic to mosquito bites (all insect bites). Results in Cellulitis about 70% of bites, depending on where bitten, means antibiotics. West Nile because of infected mosquitos biting is almost a given.
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He has a THING with masks.
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I read that as “He is a THING with masks.”
Still not wrong.
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He should have put up a chain link fence to keep the mosquitoes out.
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The “chip all of you” reminds me of this quote:
“In a country where the sole employer is the State, opposition means death by slow starvation: The old principle: who does not work shall not eat, has been replaced by a new one: who does not obey shall not eat.” — Leon Trotsky, 1937 (quoted by Henry Hazlitt in “The wisdom of Henry Hazlitt”).
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Or, in Trotsky’s case, who does not obey shall get an icepick in the brain.
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Well, a pick for ice climbing, so technically a pickaxe, allegedly this one:
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https://www.spymuseum.org/exhibition-experiences/about-the-collection/collection-highlights/trotsky-ice-axe/
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“I just want to pick your brain.” :-o
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“Let me axe you ….”
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My wife has one of those, homemade out of a long-handled garden pick by her idiot father by cutting off the handle to about 12-15″. (One of the few artifacts of that guy that she’ll keep around.)
She named it “Vera.” She threatens me with it occasionally.
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So, you are saying it’s easy to tell when she is Vera Serious?
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If your wife is named Jane, I will be very pleased. I may even smile. :lol:
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I keep expecting to hear Putin has died of a cerebral hemorrhage.
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Honestly, I don’t much care about Putin, except how he’s used as a bogeyman. But he’s not much of an actual threat.
Xi, on the other hand, I want to die, and I don’t even care if he doesn’t suffer, I just need him to be gone.
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There are at least three documented doubles for Vlad (his crack expert team screwed up and had them documented appearing simultaneously at different locations) so if the KGB-mafia elite tire of him, they could quietly remove the real one and not immediately have to expose that fact to the world.
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And why not? Much more convenient than puppets you have to remove when the public sees how frayed they are.
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Assumes not already done.
(grin)
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Looks like it is time to dredge the lake to pull up and clean all of the “cordless hole drills”.
I don’t have one cat who tips over bottles with liquid in them, I have 5. Bottles must be kept capped unless you are holding them in your hand. Must use glasses with tops that can be closed securely (except maybe if drinking water, tap or bottled, but not flavored water). Must use heavy mugs that the cats can’t move.
Beware of the cats.
The other memes are good too.
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Thank you, Comrade Hoyt for supporting the Glorious Revolution.
I shall seize and redistribute these memes.
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I’ve been listening to this album, because of this song.
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I’m particularly fond of Nostos, the next song on that album.
“But I survived this unjust war.
…
and when at last I reach my harbour,… I’ll live in love and peace until I die.”
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I’m particularly fond of Nostos, the next song on that album.
“But I survived this unjust war.
…
and when at last I reach my harbour,… I’ll live in love and peace until I die.”
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On that county web site:
“Can I fill out a death certificate in advance? If so, how far?”
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Dunno if that is a photoshop or not but I *think*, if I read the map correctly, that’s Mecklenburg County, NC (i.e., Charlotte). As someone who lives in the general area, I am totally not surprised by this if it’s real. After all they have to know about deaths to put them back on the Democratic voter rolls.
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Asking for Hillary Clinton.
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Cat report:
The orange fuzzmonster got himself stuck in a toilet tank today somehow. Muffled sounds of feline distress took a while to track him down. Shivery little thing almost welcomed the hot bath after and then zonked out in the towel while getting dry. He’s currently snoozing where I can keep an eye on him, kicking in his sleep.
Neighborcat brought me a snake today. Not a little snake, a four foot long shredded looking one. Venomous, which is why he and Othercat, who was looking a bit too pleased with himself, got checked for bites (is fine, he was favoring a paw but it looks more like a sprain).
The two got kitty treats at the vet. Now I’m expecting a whole slew of snakes in the next week or so until they get the idea that no, I’m not looking for more of them. The vet ladies think the four not-my-cats are hilarious.
One of them keeps threatening to kidnap Doofus, non seriously. Doofus did actually get catnapped once. They brought him back. Doofus can get seriously loud when he wants to. He’s a permanent indoor cat that hates the outdoors, dogs, loud noises, and all that stuff. He likes his routine, his warm spots, and chicken in nigh any form- he tolerates the other three with gentlemanly pride, for the most part. Probably thinks they are insane for preferring the outdoors.
Nastycat showed up late, half covered in mud, and depressed. He got bathtime too, and is just as zonked as Doofus, sleeping inside for the once and cuddled up with the orange fuzzmonster. Have you ever seen a cat depressed? It’s pathetic. He didn’t even make me chase him down to get his bath. At least he didn’t get sprayed by a skunk. Again.
The porch and the yard remain safe from snakes, birds, rabbits, and all. The local dogs remain respectful of the yard, and the squirrely nation keeps losing members when one of them gets dumb enough to venture into Neighborcat territory.
No new kittens this season, despite the amorous efforts of Othercat. So far, at least. He’s bucked the trend and defied the efforts of the vets at least once now. Those wee little balls of fluff are half grown now, scampering about the neighborhood and investigating everything with all the fearless inquisitiveness of the new and the young.
Tomorrow is a new day. May all be blessed, and may you all know the utter peace and contentment of Doofus on a warm fresh from the drier towel with a hot piece of chicken to messily devour (as he did just this past Wednesday).
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I’d hoped we avoided having baby snakes in our yard this year. No such luck. Tj has found two so far. One in the yard. Cat caught before got into house, snake released (Tj, all the cats, are allowed out supervised only). Second was in the garage (how? The new garage door actually seals at the base, sigh). Caught him before he got too far into the house. Thought he had a worm, until he dropped it. Son and hubby heard me each in the far corners of the house. I can handle snakes, especially the harmless ones we have. I just don’t want to. Besides I was preventing Tj from reacquiring said live toy, er snake, and hiding with it.
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Sharing your tale via copypaste, credited to Dan L. Hilarious.
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One of our two decided to defenestrate himself at zero dark thirty wednesday and go fuck up some interloper, by shoving a window screen out of the way. Full on Leroy Jenkins’d that shit. A cat who has been very carefully kept inside because we live on a busy corner in town. Admittedly, he’s very territorial despite being neutered soon after we got him, and a stark contrast to other female cate who is scared of her own shadow. The wife and daughter were … distraught. He came home friday morning, after surviving a good rain shower Thursday night. And now he is very very affectionate – and has a collar with a tile on it. Eejit fecked up. :lol:
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Sarah, I truly appreciate your meme mining. I frankly need the smiles.
I know, I know “We’ll get through this.”
But the this that we’ll have to get through is looking very dark and ugly these days.
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Boy, do I know it. BTW I’ve missed you.
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My favorite Passion meme is Gibson sitting next to Caviezel in full crucifixion regalia. The caption reads “Me, explaining to Jesus how rough my day was.”
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Just saw a segment on Fox with Paste Eating Polis (your favorite) blaming the bedlam at the border on Trump, for ‘opposing the Democrats’ and their Enlightened Vision For Order At The Border. Why, if not for Trump’s obstruction, the border problems would be 100% solved by now!
I’ve also been watching a bunch of traffic wreck videos. Every time they played a car ad, I was waiting for the out-of-control car or truck to come screaming in and wreak mayhem. Made the ads just a bit less annoying.
Some of those videos end with the narrator pontificating on what causes all those crashes. From what I saw, it was 90% dumbassery.
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We could much improve the species by allowing the sale of high performance simgle seat cars with zero safety for the driver.
Deathtraps.
After 20 years, average US IQ would go up 20 points.
(grin)
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We would also have to set aside separate roads with no speed limits or traffic law enforcement, to keep the yahoos separated from regular folks, or they would continue taking out innocents as collateral damage.
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American Auto Duel Association rules. (grin)
Not -my- fault if the idiot doesn’t buy the optional body armor…. (chucks grenade out window)
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“Why Johnny can’t speed,” by Alan Dean Foster. Freeways have been declared off limits for law enforcement so they’re basically war zones.
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I also remember a story by Roger Zelazny, in which the roads became war-zones, and the main character drove a Cadillac armed with twin .50 caliber machine guns.
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Car Wars – Steve Jackson Games.
In sub-compact class I tended to prefer a Recoilless Rifle versus the linked HMGs. “BoomerBeetle”
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The Three Heads of King Owl-Dra!
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