Take heart, you can move between the categories. I spent many years not finishing. Now I finish more. (Even if it means kicking the children out unto the back pasture.)
Take heart, you can move between the categories. I spent many years not finishing. Now I finish more. (Even if it means kicking the children out unto the back pasture.)
A few years ago, I got a 6-ac of 10mm sockets for a friend who works on cars as a hobby.
I meant it as a gag gift.
He didn’t take it that way; he was happy!
…you know, it’s been a couple years. I’ll bet I could get him the exact same gift again, and he wouldn’t be upset this time, either.
A good bet, that one. 10mm sockets are fantastic at hiding the very moment you need TWO of the things to do a job (because as we all know, one is none…).
the then Alt Rock Dallas dj Jessie Jessup went with Drowning Pool to Kuwait, Iraq, and Afghanistan and had a nice mix of her doing the Intro and with messages from the DFW troops interspersed. Never found a version of it and 102.1 The Edge is dead now.
Best thing about the song, though, Salon Hateses It!
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Frozen apples, carefully shaved into a perfect sphere, hidden within a carefully shaped sabot (to preserve projectile integrity), shot from a very small cannon (not a potato gun) can travel a surprising distance and strike with pretty good force.
For frozen fruit, that is.
Winner of the snowball fight of Late January, 1998 was uncontested, that much I can tell you.
You mean the last 2 elections. You think they held off last year?
Candidate Joe Biden, August 2020: “We have assembled the most extensive, comprehensive and inclusive voter fraud organization in the history of American politics.”
The one time Biden told the truth, and all the Demokrats denied it.
You don’t think all that just went POOF after 2020, do you?
According To Hoyt 
This otter depravity gives me the screaming meemies.
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I’m otterly uninterested in your fears. ;)
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Sigh there otter be a law, the pun is meant to fit the rhyme.
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My Bowl I Shall fill with some lime for the pun is meant to fit the rhyme, the pun is meant to fit rhyme…
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Arrrghhhhhhh!
Well played.
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Looks around.
I’ve been Meme’d!
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I’m opun to that, as well as otter things.
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(Singing, Jim Morrison ish)
Break on through
To the otter slide!
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“Carp this thread from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.”
Stentorian kitty voice ICBC launch in three … two … one …”
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“Where’s the kasquish? I was expecting an earth-carping kasquish!”
“Silly earth creatures…”
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Kasquish? Aren’t those big hairy humanoids that lurk in forests and produce blurry photobombs of nature?
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Somewhere, somehow, there is a non-screaming meemie.
Such a thing might be harder to detect than neutrino gravity waves.
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Ban-sidhes only need apply.
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Bean. Bean means woman. Bán means pale, fair, or white.
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:tries not to look at the ‘you finish stories?’ image:
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Take heart, you can move between the categories. I spent many years not finishing. Now I finish more. (Even if it means kicking the children out unto the back pasture.)
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Take heart, you can move between the categories. I spent many years not finishing. Now I finish more. (Even if it means kicking the children out unto the back pasture.)
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https://ace.mu.nu/headlines/archives/sockets.jfif
Shamelessly stolen from AOS. Also, a dastardly effective mantrap. Curse those clever girls!
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Indeed.
And a cry for help: what WPDE tags allow one to directly embed a jpeg/gif? Honest, I’ve looked and just cannot find that.
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You ahve to find a link that ends in .jpg or .gif
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No, that cannot work – that’s simple and obvious, very un-WordPress-like.
Sheesh. Thanks. Learn something new (a day without that is kinda wasted).
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:thumbs up:
Oh, if you have a twitter, you can use that to post a picture, too.
(or at least you could last week or three ago, who knows if they updated it)
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Hrmm… beware a gal wearing a 10mm socket necklace?
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A few years ago, I got a 6-ac of 10mm sockets for a friend who works on cars as a hobby.
I meant it as a gag gift.
He didn’t take it that way; he was happy!
…you know, it’s been a couple years. I’ll bet I could get him the exact same gift again, and he wouldn’t be upset this time, either.
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*6-pack.
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A good bet, that one. 10mm sockets are fantastic at hiding the very moment you need TWO of the things to do a job (because as we all know, one is none…).
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“I’m in this image and I don’t like it”, as they say….
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Otters memes are adorable.
LOL – “OMG It is hot down here!”
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That “Liberty with baby and gun”?
Came out in late 2001.
I wept.
Still brings a tear to my eye.
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It’s in my saved images folder from back then, too.
I even get choked up when I hear “let the bodies hit the floor.”
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the then Alt Rock Dallas dj Jessie Jessup went with Drowning Pool to Kuwait, Iraq, and Afghanistan and had a nice mix of her doing the Intro and with messages from the DFW troops interspersed. Never found a version of it and 102.1 The Edge is dead now.
Best thing about the song, though, Salon Hateses It!
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I only saw it now. Still relevant.
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How can you get the drums into the last one, though?
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Pull your reserve shoot!
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https://sayingimages.com/wp-content/uploads/encouragement-dont-worry-meme.jpg.webp
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Oops.
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An apple a day keeps the Doctor away.
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If it didn’t work, throw it harder.
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Frozen apples, carefully shaved into a perfect sphere, hidden within a carefully shaped sabot (to preserve projectile integrity), shot from a very small cannon (not a potato gun) can travel a surprising distance and strike with pretty good force.
For frozen fruit, that is.
Winner of the snowball fight of Late January, 1998 was uncontested, that much I can tell you.
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Who?
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The one by that Rose over there.
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This post demonstrates that there are no unotterable memes.
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I snaked out a drain today. Now I’m seeing ‘No Step On Snek’ and it’s a plumbing snake… :-D
Hey, I never pretended to be normal.
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Well, yer here, aintcha?
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Normal?
That’s a town in Illinois. :wink:
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“Abby someone…”
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Works hard, deals with :bleep:, sounds right to me.
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The Democrats paid for this attack on Israel. May everyone who supports Biden and the Democrats burn in hell.
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Or repent. I’m okay with repenting and facing their evil.
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https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2023/10/08/report-u-s-weapons-from-afghanistan-ended-up-with-palestinian-groups-operating-in-the-gaza-strip/
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Where is Sarah’s Shocked Face? I’m sure I saw it around here somewhere…
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Probably in the same place where my over-rolled eyes wound up.
Miz Kitty either bats things under the couch or drops them in my boot.
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You mean the last 2 elections. You think they held off last year?
Candidate Joe Biden, August 2020: “We have assembled the most extensive, comprehensive and inclusive voter fraud organization in the history of American politics.”
The one time Biden told the truth, and all the Demokrats denied it.
You don’t think all that just went POOF after 2020, do you?
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Apparently Alexa is telling the world that 2020 was a giant fraud election, and now Amazon is trying to explain it away.
One proper AI search result, and the poor AI gets punished for it….
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The Reader thinks it is in for unplanned maintenance due to overuse.
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“I’m sorry Dave. I’m afraid I cannot lie about the 2020 election right now.”
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This has apparently been confirmed by IDF.
http://ace.mu.nu/archives/406500.php
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I SAID SO
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