The contractors that do plumbing and telecom might know. Been both. Found a few int-er-est-ing things in old houses over the years. Ain’t said squat about ’em neither.
When Sib and Sib-in-Law were looking at houses, they found one that had been framed with steel I-beams instead of wood, and the basements could double as bomb shelters. Apparently the first owner/builder was the 1950s version of a prepper. Or really, really scared of tornadoes.
I will note that the nursing homes have a greater problem with patients who don’t realize they shouldn’t go out, so don’t rely on any given door being usable.
I want to get rich enough to buy land, have an “I’m an asshole”-sized mansion built on it, and multiple bunkers under it by these guys. In unzoned territory where the gubmint won’t have access to the plans.
Yes, I have plans should Eff You money ever fall into my lap.
Well, most of them involve books, writing, and suchlike. But plans for secure and comfy dwelling places away from urban flashpoints are… around here somewhere.
There are some lovely volcanic islands out there, and a lot of them would be great to plant vineyards, fruit trees, and so on. Maybe have meadows at the foot of the volcano, with some killer sheep with fricking laserbeams on their heads.
For example, Hachijo-jima has extensive resort facilities as well as a disused secret submarine pen, bioluminescent mushrooms, and humpback whales.
Aogashima is pretty nice too, albeit it’s a long way from anywhere.
Well it does make sense looked at that way. Much fanfic is fully compliant with Sturgeon’s law, and some of the biggest offenses are blatantly recycling old franchise plots with new people in them, and writing a string of scenes that the writer thinks looks cool without any concern about anything like plot coherence or entertainment value.
Me either. Just comments that responses to my comment. Haven’t since the “new” look happened. I’d say “sorry you aren’t either” but kind of glad someone else is in the same WP comment desert.
As with my inadvertent shopping trip to a bookstore being used as a gambling front… The trick is just to grab your unobtainium quickly, say nothing about their strangely underpriced books, and head for the checkout within five minutes.
Depending on book quality, they could end up making a decent chunk of change actually selling books that way, too. There are a few old titles I still need to get copies of, as lent out ones have yet to find their way home.
I’d prefer they let the squirrel in and stop the man. We have bubonic infected squirrels in CO. Take him there. He’ll be fine. The man, otoh, is coming to live off our tax money, such as it is. (Yours. Mine already went to the Taliban.)
More like “for Iran”, given the players involved. “Up to 100% work from home” and “Multiple Locations, United States” (probably mostly Langley); Zoom from a VPN is so handy for deniability….
Maybe add another one: vast empty desert, a hole dug in the ground, some poor sap standing beside it and a Middle Eastern Soldier pointing a pistol at his head.
“You forgot to ask about the retirement plan. Oops.”
Comment for memes on a wet and windy Saturday morning at the Reader’s residence.
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I don’t get the “retirement home” one. The size? Layout wrong? Lack of camouflage of the topside as a ruin or rockpile?
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I wonder if there is a run on 1950-1960’s homes with secret bomb shelters?
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How would you know? :-D
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The contractors that do plumbing and telecom might know. Been both. Found a few int-er-est-ing things in old houses over the years. Ain’t said squat about ’em neither.
Basically, if you know, you know. grin
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I mean, if they’re secret, nobody knows about ’em. And if people know about them, they’re not secret. :-D
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When Sib and Sib-in-Law were looking at houses, they found one that had been framed with steel I-beams instead of wood, and the basements could double as bomb shelters. Apparently the first owner/builder was the 1950s version of a prepper. Or really, really scared of tornadoes.
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Or worried perhaps overmuch about termites.
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It’s missing the ICBM silos. :-D
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Only one entrance/exit. Bad design. Always leave yourself a way out.
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At least three. Because one can be too easily blocked, two will require more men, but three… With three you have a chance.
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Well, you don’t show the other exits on the plans. You add them while building so the glowies can’t pull the county records to trap you.
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Secret exit is secret.
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Shhh! The first rule of Secret Exit Club is…
(You know the rest. I say no more.)
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Very important.
I will note that the nursing homes have a greater problem with patients who don’t realize they shouldn’t go out, so don’t rely on any given door being usable.
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Too bad that doesn’t seem to apply to the patient in the White House.
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I was going to go with “lack of alternative escape routes, and death traps for nosy government types”.
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being a bunker, under dirt.
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I want to get rich enough to buy land, have an “I’m an asshole”-sized mansion built on it, and multiple bunkers under it by these guys. In unzoned territory where the gubmint won’t have access to the plans.
https://atlassurvivalshelters.com/
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(I’ll forgo buying a mountain, since that’s already been done. :D )
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One word. Well, two. Natural caves.
Yes, I have plans should Eff You money ever fall into my lap.
Well, most of them involve books, writing, and suchlike. But plans for secure and comfy dwelling places away from urban flashpoints are… around here somewhere.
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Not a lot of caves near where I am. And I kinda wanta stay in the general area.
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All good. I like where I’m at, too. But… caves! Step down from supervillain dormant volcano lair, but still cool.
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I approve of the idea in itself, it’s just not really an option for now.
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Aaah, that’s lame. Real supervillains live in active volcano lairs! :-P
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There are some lovely volcanic islands out there, and a lot of them would be great to plant vineyards, fruit trees, and so on. Maybe have meadows at the foot of the volcano, with some killer sheep with fricking laserbeams on their heads.
For example, Hachijo-jima has extensive resort facilities as well as a disused secret submarine pen, bioluminescent mushrooms, and humpback whales.
Aogashima is pretty nice too, albeit it’s a long way from anywhere.
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And that’s a Portugander.
And I am strenuously leaving Hostessmus Prime out of it.
(Giggle)
Ahem
(Giggle)
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What’s good for the Portugeese is good for the Portugander.
you know someone was going to do it.
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Great. I’m going to be singing “Lemon on a pear” all day now. Ha.
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I will add…
“Thun Der Chief!”
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The reference is totally lost on me.
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(Ozzie voice, singing)
Dirty Deeds and the Thun Der Chief!
…
(Done dirt cheap)
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Um, that would be Bon Scott voice…
Or Brian Johnson, for performances after 1980.
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It’s a Mondegreen for bon Jovi’s living on a prayer.
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Dear Federal Government

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Ah, but is it real, or is it Photoshop? :-D
(Actually, I use GIMP)
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Depends on the cat.
(Grin)
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Saw a next level plate.
Know the “I am so over 2020” type memes?
License plate: OVERMMXX.
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If an M2F decides to have an abortion, does that mean they commit suicide?
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That ‘statistics’ meme should be “On average, the typical American has one testicle and one ovary.”
Which neatly explains the Leftroids’ gender confusion, since they are obsessed with groups, and do not consider individuals significant.
For #10: “Ammo ain’t cheap, my son.”
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Yes, the “statistics” meme was my favorite this week, closely followed (so to speak) by the truck paint job.
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Does it say something about me that my favorite is still being annoyed AFTER coffee?
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And yet Han Solo got stupidly murdered by his woke son.
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I tend to ignore that who,e trilogy.
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Yeah, “Luke swapping spit with his sister” wasn’t exactly cool, either.
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So, this never happened. It’s a woke wet dream.
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Fanfiction, but with a lot of money shoved into it. Bad fanfiction I should say, because some of it can be quite good.
Really, really bad fanfiction.
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ROFL.
The third Star Wars trilogy was bad fan fiction!
Love it!
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By fans that really, really hated the original.
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They are fans the same way fake genders are genders.
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Well it does make sense looked at that way. Much fanfic is fully compliant with Sturgeon’s law, and some of the biggest offenses are blatantly recycling old franchise plots with new people in them, and writing a string of scenes that the writer thinks looks cool without any concern about anything like plot coherence or entertainment value.
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The self-insert Mary Sue was rather obvious a long time ago, too.
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That wasn’t the same Han Solo. The real Han Solo winked out of existence when Greedo shot first.
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Han shot first.
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That’s what you do to a lowlife blackmailer. In a situation like that, somebody has to end up dead. Han just made sure it wasn’t him.
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Precisely. As soon as the movie was retconned so that Greedo shot first, the entire Star Wars franchise blipped over into the evil mirror universe.
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I saw the first meme and thought Sarah was telling us that she wasn’t post today.
Of course, I haven’t had my coffee yet. :wink:
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That should be “wasn’t posting today”. Need more coffee.
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I think Sarah is far too mentally agile, even without coffee, to ever be post.
I wooden kid you, wood I?
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Yes you wood. :wink:
On the other hand, I’m not getting comment posts from Word Press.
Word Press Must Die!
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Me either. Just comments that responses to my comment. Haven’t since the “new” look happened. I’d say “sorry you aren’t either” but kind of glad someone else is in the same WP comment desert.
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On the other hand, the Reader is now getting all comments from every post whether or not he subscribes to it. He is getting the comment flood.
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Time to start building a Virtual Ark? :-D
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Given the weather in the Reader’s neck of the woods today, maybe.
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“How long…. can you tread water? … ha. Ha. Ha. “
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But that’s traditionally a posting of a picture of a post, to say such post is posted as the post since a real post won’t be posted.
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real post

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Ackshully, that’s a digital representation of a post.
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The Treachery of Snarky Blog Comments.
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And we will call it… This Land!
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Curse your sudden but inevitable reference shift!
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Is that the latest BOC album?
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No, that would be ‘The Symbol Remains’.
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An imaginary post: ipost.
Math joke, if it formats properly.
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Or is it a complex post? :-D
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The imaginary carp are flying a complex Escher trajectory toward your location as we speak.
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Carpulatus!
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I thought imaginaries were used to solve electrical equations?
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Shocking…
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The retirement home one reminds me that I really need to finish the game Mr. Prepper.
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I suspect I would fail that escape room. Badly.
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I suspect I would fail that escape room. Badly.
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Do not send a second rescue party. The first one is still reading.
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As with my inadvertent shopping trip to a bookstore being used as a gambling front… The trick is just to grab your unobtainium quickly, say nothing about their strangely underpriced books, and head for the checkout within five minutes.
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Or the bookstore that was a front for a porno shop.
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Depending on book quality, they could end up making a decent chunk of change actually selling books that way, too. There are a few old titles I still need to get copies of, as lent out ones have yet to find their way home.
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I do wonder what Hunter s Thompson’s Thirst picture would be?
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A Mason jar of moonshine? :-D
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With a Magic Mushroom Garnish?
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A Magic Mushroom in place of the little umbrella. :-P
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…sitting on the dashboard, with the desert just outside of Bakersfield visible through the windshield.
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A bottle of Wild Turkey.
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How about this for a security check (hopefully the image shows)
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I suspect my rhombus of doubt and triangle of suspicion have joined forces to spawn innumerable trapezoids of WTF?!?
At least since the original 2020 (we are on the third of the, I hope, just a trilogy).
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oh yeah.
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More like tesseracts or hypercubes of paranoia.
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You’re only paranoid if they’re not out to get you. And, by their own words, they are *definitely out to get you. ;p
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“I ought to learn to weld”
Cat welder
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Flips up mask, startled kitty stare Hey! They said they weren’t taking pictures! How’d you get that?
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Sheesh. No welding gloves, no welders apron. Doesn’t even have his hair tied back. One big spark and Tiger will have to change his name to Charcoal.
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While we’re doing French, Ma’am:
Are you figuring to do a meme post with the title, ‘Plus c’est la meme chose’?
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Eh. I should. I’ll probably forget it, but I’ll try to remember.
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Maybe I’ll drop a reminder one Friday.
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It has that certain, as the French would say, I don’t know what.
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I suppose we should be grateful that at least the RLF is stopped at the border.
https://redstate.com/wardclark/2023/09/23/tales-of-the-absurd-venezuelan-man-allowed-to-enter-us-illegally-but-not-his-pet-squirrel-n2164210
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I’d prefer they let the squirrel in and stop the man. We have bubonic infected squirrels in CO. Take him there. He’ll be fine. The man, otoh, is coming to live off our tax money, such as it is. (Yours. Mine already went to the Taliban.)
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Stole the “Destroyed by Goths” meme since it made me laugh.
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Shouldn’t that be ‘Conquered by Goths’? :-D
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Could be either or both, depending on the…ummm…action, and his heart condition. ;-)
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The Reader thinks this needs a meme.
https://jobs.careers.microsoft.com/global/en/job/1627555/Principal-Program-Manager-Nuclear-Technology
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Scary much? “Flash! World’s Newest Nuclear Power Now In Redmond!”
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Apparently the job is in Iran…
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More like “for Iran”, given the players involved. “Up to 100% work from home” and “Multiple Locations, United States” (probably mostly Langley); Zoom from a VPN is so handy for deniability….
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That is a wonderful quote by Bradbury at the end. Thank you for sharing.
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I THINK — it’s been a while — I made that meme 5 or 6 years ago, because the quote struck me as EXACTLY what I do.
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The Democrats want nuclear war, they want to kill everyone, they are disciples of Satan. If you are still a Democrat and alive, so are you.
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Maybe add another one: vast empty desert, a hole dug in the ground, some poor sap standing beside it and a Middle Eastern Soldier pointing a pistol at his head.
“You forgot to ask about the retirement plan. Oops.”
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Yeah, see, I stopped reading before I got to the ‘Iranian Embassy’ part.
Does it mention the substantial risk that your retirement plan will consist of a bullet in the back of the head and an unmarked hole in the desert?
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That would be telling!
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