Refa: “You walked away from the greatest power I have ever seen! And now you expect me to do the same? They are the key to my eventual rise to the throne! Why would I abandon them?”
Londo: “Because I have asked you. Because your loyalty to our people should be greater than your ambition. And, because I have poisoned your drink.”
Found it! Season 3, episode 11 ‘Ceremonies Of Light And Dark’
Keep going, you’ll get there.
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Mollari: “Only an idiot would fight a war on two fronts. Only the heir to the throne of the Kingdom of Idiots would fight a war on twelve fronts.”
I know you said it but how do I know you really meme it?
OK, I could’a asked about the true memeing of life, or noted Sarah is a really meme girl, or check your dictionary if you don’t know the memeing of a word, or discuss post and meme construction, or say what I really meme, or ask Scotty to meme me up, -but I didn’t.
Back when the overwrought news stories broke about the conspiracy attainder Grendel Whit-Mare, I couldn’t help but note that tarring and feathering matched the particulars.
Re the second: While informing people of the obvious is often necessary, sometimes it’s a little pointless. A couple days ago I was in a pizza shop in Ohio. The sign above the ordering counter read, “PIZZA IS GOOD.”
I thought, “Yasssssss.”
Re the antepenultimate, it reminds me of an episode of The Prisoner.
Harley, Kawi, Honda ST, or Beemer?
Harleys tend to crack when wheelied (they cracked frames without them easily enough, ex-bro-in-law had two crack)
KZ1000Ps would, but were a bit off balance on one side.
STs can be made to wheelie, but the oil pickup is forward so gets air quickly.
older beemers were a bit undermotored for it, the newer 1200 might do.
Yamaha RZ 500. The four-banger two-stroke. The cop had some monstrous Harley. I very much doubt it could lift the front wheel, given the grin and eye-roll I got back.
If they have them high enough, they will hoist the front as most of the mass is at the rear and often high, depending on how they put the electrics and equipment. But they can be fragile. Like I said, Bear had 2 crack just from duty use, and once he was stuck back in a car as they had no spares from too many being down for repairs. Hardly Runatallz. That was back some time, but they were EVOs so at least the engines weren’t quite as bad.
Back in the day I had a customer with a Road King and a 40’s hard tail. the old flat head just kept on going, and he rode it daily, the road king often had to go to the dealer after his 2up vacation runs, and he was a harley repair shop (usually it was a warranty issue though)
What a fricking ROCKET. Utterly gutless until 4000 rpm, and then BOOM! She pulled all the way to 10,000 rpm. Fastest I ever went was on a highway in Vermont one time, hit 120mph and she was still accelerating when I ran out of straightaway. The Interstate felt like a washboard, I was airborne about half the time.
One of the hardest sacrifices I ever made was selling that bike. There’s a bike-shaped hole, you know? Even now, and its been 40 freakin’ years.
Oh goodie can I watch as the various EPA functionaries try to tell Smaug and Tiamat that they’ve been cancelled? I’ll get the graham crackers and chocolate bars, anyone got some Marshmallows?
The Easiest and Cheapest way to make sure Putin can’t rebuild The old Soviet Block, is to move our bases out of Germany where they hate us and are arguably more Communist than Putin, and into Poland, Czechoslovakia, and Hungry, where they love us. Screw the Germans, and Screw the EU. Let Germany, the French, and British defend themselves for a change.
“The Easiest and Cheapest way to make sure Putin can’t rebuild The old Soviet Block, is to move our bases out of Germany where they hate us and are arguably more Communist than Putin, and into Poland, Czechoslovakia, and Hungry, where they love us.”
Now, what did Poland Czechoslovakia, and Hungary do to you to wish a US government presence on them?
According To Hoyt 
Thanks!
I needed a good laugh this afternoon and you came through! Oh, I’ll also be stealing several so think of this as my Receipt.
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Not great but I think it fits in here.
C:\Users\PaulSHoward\Pictures\What I’m to use an EV-2.jpg
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Grumble Grumble
I wanted to paste that as an image.
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I think it needs to on the web and then the link will display the image.
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Why do I feel like I should lock my meme cabinet?
Oh wait, I’m the guy who poster the FREE MEMES sign on it … 😂
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Paul (Drak Bibliophile) Howard
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Well, that didn’t work. :sad:
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I feel your pain, man. My clicker didn’t work today. No slides at church. Turns out, the power switch is on the side. The clicker was off.
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Awesome! I needed this this afternoon.
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Refa: “You walked away from the greatest power I have ever seen! And now you expect me to do the same? They are the key to my eventual rise to the throne! Why would I abandon them?”
Londo: “Because I have asked you. Because your loyalty to our people should be greater than your ambition. And, because I have poisoned your drink.”
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LOL :lol:
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“Being something of a sentimantalist, I got there first.“
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… I don’t think I’ve reached that point in the series.
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Found it! Season 3, episode 11 ‘Ceremonies Of Light And Dark’
Keep going, you’ll get there.
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Mollari: “Only an idiot would fight a war on two fronts. Only the heir to the throne of the Kingdom of Idiots would fight a war on twelve fronts.”
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Evil queen has a point; Thor is a pretty Disney princess.
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Not butch enough…
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“Oh, Rodney! I thought you were so rugged!“
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Having spent the morning at a heat index of 109, shooting a Cowboy match, that “destroy the ring” meme hit home.
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I know you said it but how do I know you really meme it?
OK, I could’a asked about the true memeing of life, or noted Sarah is a really meme girl, or check your dictionary if you don’t know the memeing of a word, or discuss post and meme construction, or say what I really meme, or ask Scotty to meme me up, -but I didn’t.
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https://imgflip.com/i/7x2i4v
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…the answers are all in this one little book by L. Ron Hubbard…
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Except Mr Hubbard’s answers are right even less often then the current Presidential Administrations,
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I was wondering if he was drunk boasting again
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“Hey, guys, I got the joke! I got the joke! I’m not aspie anymore!!!”
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There must be some inner memeing.
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“You people haven’t tarred and feathered a politician in more than a century and it shows.“
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Back when the overwrought news stories broke about the conspiracy attainder Grendel Whit-Mare, I couldn’t help but note that tarring and feathering matched the particulars.
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Damnit Otto!
Against
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Even if they’d managed it (which, how could they, since the entire thing was run by Flowers By Irene), it’s not like she would have learned anything.
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Whitless the Wonder Stasi is in dire need of Pitch and Plumage, then the candle after
in minecraft
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And Jesus preached online. (The boat let out on the end of a rope.)
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and the Apostles and he drove a Honda
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Nah, they drove a Rivian.
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Just to finish JP’s thought for the pun or vehicle model impaired this is obvious because the were all in one accord…
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I think that deserves an oily freshwater fish from various species of the family Cyprinidae.
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Hey, I’m just clarifying. Feel free to pass the piscine presents on to JP…
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“Guys, how many Disciples did Jesus have?”
“I think it was like ten.”
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And apparently the first packets Moses got failed the checksum because he discarded them and made the source send him another set…
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The Ankh-Morpork Thieves’s Guild receipt is brilliant.
Wish I’d thought of it.
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The middle duo in the Snow White “who’s jealous of who” meme was completely unfamiliar to me and I’m okay with that.
Got a good chuckle out of the star wars villains :)
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Oh man, that last one… it’s been at least seven years….
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Re the second: While informing people of the obvious is often necessary, sometimes it’s a little pointless. A couple days ago I was in a pizza shop in Ohio. The sign above the ordering counter read, “PIZZA IS GOOD.”
I thought, “Yasssssss.”
Re the antepenultimate, it reminds me of an episode of The Prisoner.
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“Timeo Danaos et ferentes memes”, please.
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Still alive! Back to school, though, which means I probably won’t be commenting much, sorry.
Lovely memes, by the by, thanks! I need to save that ‘Thieves’ Guild Receipt’…
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Re: Billy Joel, if he came out with ‘Only a Woman’ today, would he get canceled?
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Possible meme (I didn’t do a good job on the image and couldn’t post it).
Picture of a Dragon with either smoke or fire coming from its mouth.
Caption: “What! You want me to use an EV!”
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Needed these. Thank you.
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I never asked anyone for Grey Poupon, but I did pull up next to a motorcycle cop on my RZ one time and challenge her to a wheelie contest. ~:D
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Harley, Kawi, Honda ST, or Beemer?
Harleys tend to crack when wheelied (they cracked frames without them easily enough, ex-bro-in-law had two crack)
KZ1000Ps would, but were a bit off balance on one side.
STs can be made to wheelie, but the oil pickup is forward so gets air quickly.
older beemers were a bit undermotored for it, the newer 1200 might do.
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Yamaha RZ 500. The four-banger two-stroke. The cop had some monstrous Harley. I very much doubt it could lift the front wheel, given the grin and eye-roll I got back.
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If they have them high enough, they will hoist the front as most of the mass is at the rear and often high, depending on how they put the electrics and equipment. But they can be fragile. Like I said, Bear had 2 crack just from duty use, and once he was stuck back in a car as they had no spares from too many being down for repairs. Hardly Runatallz. That was back some time, but they were EVOs so at least the engines weren’t quite as bad.
Back in the day I had a customer with a Road King and a 40’s hard tail. the old flat head just kept on going, and he rode it daily, the road king often had to go to the dealer after his 2up vacation runs, and he was a harley repair shop (usually it was a warranty issue though)
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Oh, and I wish we had gotten the RZ here. Not a big Yammy Fan, but that would be a nice one to have.
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What a fricking ROCKET. Utterly gutless until 4000 rpm, and then BOOM! She pulled all the way to 10,000 rpm. Fastest I ever went was on a highway in Vermont one time, hit 120mph and she was still accelerating when I ran out of straightaway. The Interstate felt like a washboard, I was airborne about half the time.
One of the hardest sacrifices I ever made was selling that bike. There’s a bike-shaped hole, you know? Even now, and its been 40 freakin’ years.
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Don’t even tell me they won’t be this ridiculous, this is just the next step in their insanity.
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Keep voting Democrat, and they will keep killing you, because the Democrats hate you and want you to die, to save the planet for themselves.
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But he didn’t actually say that, you see. Ask any caring liberal.
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August 2020. ‘Extensive, comprehensive and inclusive’
Of course, that was back when Slow Joe could still remember such big words for a short time.
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Oh goodie can I watch as the various EPA functionaries try to tell Smaug and Tiamat that they’ve been cancelled? I’ll get the graham crackers and chocolate bars, anyone got some Marshmallows?
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Toyotama Hime and Ryujin the Sea King. Kiss your coastline goodbye.
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Mallowmars.
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Forget Smaug. He was weak and tiny compared to Ancalagon the Black.
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LOL :lol:
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I’m going to be over here with popcorn watching whatever poor fellow they send to tell the dragons.
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Nomination time
https://www.goodreads.com/topic/show/22596860-september-2023—a-story-with-a-culture-derived-from-a-real-world-one
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Dear Mitt Romney, you insufferable monster you are such a friggin idiot it is not even debatable. Oh, and did you mention your children also have Burisma type Ukraine jobs? Mitt Romney is such a lying whore from hell. Thank you Utah for falling for this egotistical piece of feces.
https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2023/08/27/romney-america-must-support-ukraine-to-stop-putin-rebuilding-soviet-union/
The Easiest and Cheapest way to make sure Putin can’t rebuild The old Soviet Block, is to move our bases out of Germany where they hate us and are arguably more Communist than Putin, and into Poland, Czechoslovakia, and Hungry, where they love us. Screw the Germans, and Screw the EU. Let Germany, the French, and British defend themselves for a change.
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“The Easiest and Cheapest way to make sure Putin can’t rebuild The old Soviet Block, is to move our bases out of Germany where they hate us and are arguably more Communist than Putin, and into Poland, Czechoslovakia, and Hungry, where they love us.”
Now, what did Poland Czechoslovakia, and Hungary do to you to wish a US government presence on them?
That’s no way to keep friends…
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Not a meme, but close enough. Glen Reynolds wrote in one of his posts on his Instapundit blog –
“Even in 2016, people were comparing Trump to a rapper. Now he’s got legit mugshots.”
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As a Dane with a gift, I protest!! If Holger didn’t wake for the Austrian Corporal, he certainly won’t for the current crop.
OTOH, Holger might not be the thing that should scare them.
These things are starting to show up on people who would never have flown Gadsen, Snek, or Gonzales flags: https://images.podhalastore.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/04/I-Said-No-1776-Conservative-Libertarian-Freedom-Gadsden-Flag-Shirt-1.jpg
Me? I’m just staying of the way of the angry folks… But I can cook and do first aid…
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