Olly Olly, Oxen Free. It’s time to get back to life.
Yesterday I came across a stupid — well, it is — post about how the economy unlocked, but people still aren’t going out.
I also keep seeing how Colorado is just like Georgia, so why aren’t democrats mad at Colorado’s Polis for unlocking?
Well, mostly because he hasn’t. The big difference here, apparently, is that some “non essential” businesses are now open for pick up. There are some that aren’t opening at all, because what is the point? Take clothing, for instance. Sure. I can shop for pick up. If I’m buying t-shirts or jeans. I know the brands that fit me, and the size. BUT that’s about it. And I’m not in need of jeans right now.
The museums and zoo and botanic gardens remain closed, as do — officially — parks. This even though NOT ONLY can’t you really catch a virus (well, you can, freaky stuff happens all the time) outside in moving air, but UV seems to kill it. But hey, our governor, who has the scientific education of a slug thinks that you’re safer at home. Which in turn means he’s doing everything possible to disincentivize your going out. He’s already said, for instance, that he’ll only consider the next phase of unlocking if everyone wears a mask all the time: so for the first time in this insanity, I’m seeing people jogging or walking in splendid isolation, wearing masks.
And because I find that submission vile and despicable — because there’s no sane reason to wear a mask while alone, and the cloth masks are only useful to prevent YOU sneezing on people. Since I’m not sneezing — my allergies always manifest more in a tight chest and stuffy nose — I’m perfectly safe around others.
But I’ve been staying in more. I don’t want to deal with Karens screaming about masks, and I am afraid of getting to the grocery store and being told I can’t go in without a mask. So I stay put.
The point is: THIS ISN’T UNLOCKING.
Unlocking and getting back to life is just that. And I’d respect the hell out of a politician who had the nerve to do it. He doesn’t seem to exist. But just the nerve to say “You know, this was a massive over reaction, America. You’re not at any risk. Turn off CNN and get back to work.”
Because the idea that we need to open gradually is insane. We’re well past flattening any potential curve. WHY are governors still deciding what opens and when?
Why are the elected jackasses, who have no clue what people do for a living, or where money comes from, telling us who gets to earn a living?
AND why are they trusting “experts” who haven’t worked a real job outside of politics in years?
WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE? And what right do they have to choose who gets to work and who gets to eat?
What part of the bill of rights is written in disappearing ink? What part of life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness is written in Martian? WHAT are they failing to get?
It’s time to set yourselves free. Not one here, one there. Just…. set yourself free.
Demonstrations? Sure. Wouldn’t hurt.
BUT it is important to go out and do things. Even if you’re not very sure what to do. Even if you don’t NEED to do something right away. We don’t need to go out.
But I’m tired of the bait and switch. I’m tired of their pretending they opened up and it’s us who arent’ interested in being out.
Safer at home? No, governor Polis. Either scientifically, mentally or politically, none of us safer at home. Like the ridiculous saying on our highway signs “stay home. Save a life” it’s not just not true that we’re safer at home, it’s contrary to the truth.
The business of America is business. The business of humanity if interaction.
Sure, we can hide under our beds till we die of starvation, and totally avoid Winnie the Flu. BUT then who will grow the food you eat?
From today on I’m going out every day, even if all I do is buy a pack of gum at the convenience store.
Because it’s time we got out of the house and went back to work and fun and normal. Not the new normal. JUST NORMAl.
Come out, come out, wherever you are.
The end of the world has been grossly exaggerated. It looks uncommonly like the common cold. The experts were wrong again, and the authoritarians are seeking to take advantage again.
It’s time to ignore them and get back to life.