Henrietta Ford was not the sort of woman who had hallucinations.
In fact, hallucinations—which she didn’t have!—were some of the many things that seemed to make life far more interesting for other women. For instance, take her mother. Her mother had dreams. Prophetic dreams. She’d come to Henrietta in the morning, from the time Henrietta — Rietta to her friends — had turned fourteen and say “Henry” — which of course was what mother called her — “I dreamed you had married a prince.”
This story is now published as part of this collection: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B09W3WBJYJ
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I laughed through a good chunk of the story. XD
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Well done. Love it.
I liked the story very much. Thanks for sending and posting it.
If you wouldn’t mind an editorial comment, though, there’s a problem with one of the early sentences: “In fact hallucinations were one of the many things that seemed to make life far more interesting for other women, which she didn’t have.”
This seems to suggest in a literal sense that it’s “other women” that she doesn’t have, and I’m sure that’s not what is intended. Maybe it would be easy enough to recast to “In fact, hallucinations—which she didn’t have!—were some of the many things that seemed to make life far more interesting for other women.”
Oh. Yeah. I don’t mind. This was written first draft, at a run, so…
Well, I wasn’t going to comment on typos. 😉
That’s pretty low mistake count for first draft. Nice! ~:D
I’m going to read it to the toad that lives in my basement.
At least, once I stop laughing! Well done.
This is the sort of fairy tale I like. Very nice rain of frog.
As opposed to reign of frog.
And reining frogs would present some considerable difficulty. Leaps and bounds, no doubt.
Reign of frog still sounds preferable to any of the Dem contenders.
It is a low bar, innit?
Meh. Six of one, half dozen of the other. Frog or Toad, Frog or Toad …?
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One o’ them thar toad-frogs?
Half a baker’s dozen does get messy….
Especially if you mean the ty-runt!
Right there, we’re more in the realm of horny toads, which are in fact actually very ugly lizards, so much more applicable.
Excuse me, horn frogs eat fire ants, which is a service to humanity. The same cannot be said of certain politicians.
There is a Texas U that has Horn(ed) Frog as their mascot?
TCU. Texas Christian University. Fear. The. Frog. *makes hornfrog finger sign*
Sib and Sib-in-law are both alums.
Friend that I rode with in Texas, has/had season Tickets to the football team. Former co-worker’s stepson was going there (Equine stuff iirc), and step-niece almost went there, but went for UNT instead, met her hubby there. Horn Frogs is better mascot than “Mean Green”. Yosemite Sam even prefers them (~_^)
Horny TOADS!
The Horned Lizard or the family Phrynosoma are so freakin’ ugly that they broke the wall into awesome.
King Storm did for that particular royal famiky, I’m afraid.
Gah. STORK. Stork.
No doubt the frog likes it that it’s not one of the ones where he gets thrown against the wall, or beheaded.
How utterly delightful!
That was a lovely change of pace, Sarah. 🙂
There can be but one response to this.
It calls for a song!
This seems to calls for
No?
Or even this:
“Have a popover, froggy” XD
LOL
Sure am glad this wasn’t the Lovecraftian “Reign of Frog”!
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I can imagine Norvell Page (of pulp fame) titling a story “Death-Rain of the Frog King”.
This makes me wanna write short stories.
Yes, write short stories but be sure to wash your hands afterwards.
In the fullness of time, they had three little boys who liked hiking and climbing trees and who were forewarned magic was real, and they should never, under any circumstances, do tax preparation for witches.
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That was funny and adorable. 😀
>> “and they should never, under any circumstances, do tax preparation for witches.”
Considering that our tax code is evil witchery in and of itself, you’d think they could handle it.
“When people said the tax code was arcane, i didn’t think it could actually be used to do spells.”
(sounds like a great first line for a story)
And the genre of comedic urban fantasy dystopia was born.
Yeah, but it’s only good for curses.
“she bent down to kiss a frog who wore a crown — and who looked very surprised at the eminent osculation.”
BTW – be very careful about kissing frogs; they’re highly prone to slipping you more than a little tongue.
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And that word should be ‘imminent’, not ’eminent’.
I’m not entirely sure; I would imagine for a frog to be smooched by a human would be a distinctly “outstanding or remarkable” experience.
But I suspect you are likely correct.
Courtesy The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, 5th Edition
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When I saw the title and image I was sure it would be about Pepe and related memes.
But wouldn’t the IRS qualify? That would present quite the conundrum.
Could have gone worse for him. The witch could have turned him into a spring peeper and had him sit for hours with his tail in cold muddy water screaming for a female’s attention…
Sweet. It needs a collection of stories around it. 😀
As long as I’ve looked it up …
Edward Everett Horton’s voice always rouses fond childhood reminiscences.
Those are brilliant bits.
I love this.
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This made my day. Thanks Sarah! Was getting down on myself and overwhelmed by the many things that need doing today. Chores, writing, freelance. And very very soon taxes!
*flails Kermit style*
Now I’m going to have this earworm for the rest of the day… serves you right. 😀
That’s just amazing. Thank you!
Hey, why not? It’s a neat waltz. 😉
Lovely! Really liked the fact that you used the word telecommuting in the story, since that how hubby works.
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Geomagnetic field influence on World War II, see circa 1:50 of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ApOfbxpL4Dg.
See also the wonderful US Navy torpedo performance…
Excellent, Sarah!
That is great! THANK YOU!
That was just darling. Thanks!
I can see the title of the anthology now. “Modern Everyday Magic.”
Thanks. It is a good night for a sweet fairy tale.
Keep flying.
Very enjoyable! [scurries off to work on taxes]
Reminds me of the Armitage Stories. Which is to say quirky and pleasant, with people you’d want to know, and kind of a tiny perfect petit four of a plot.
If you’ve never read Joan Aiken’s short stories, give them a try: they’re good fun. Her children’s books range from terrific to “meh” ( mostly the later ones) and if you go for the adult novels, I didn’t send you. But the short stories! I reread them every few years.
Side question for Mrs. Hoyt: Why She’d moved out of mom and dad’s house — as she should have — at twenty five -?
Not a complaint, and it IS a truism, but whyfor? I perceive “If I want to do something useful” it’s clear I have to leave town,” and setting up one’s new household when marrying. But how come the general should? I suspect there’s something there.
This story was fun and made me laugh! Thank you!
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Wonderful in many senses of the word.
Brightened up my day … I’m a sucker for a happy ending 🙂
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LOve it. Was a great little read just before work. Thanks for sharing.
Fun story!
That was indeed a very sweet story and wonderful change of pace. You can bet I’m going to share it with my grandchildren. 🙂
I keep thinking, Thor: Frog of Thunder.
Yes, that was a bit of brilliance. I wonder whether Walt Simonson ever tires of doing sketches of Asgard’s Frog Price?
I am suffused with a vague sense there is an Underdog cartoon to be referenced. But I am not going to search for it, not today. I already pissed away too much time selecting the above picture. There are unboxing videos of this thing!
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Not plane or bird or even frog, just little old me, Underdog. I can hear Wally Cox saying that. Loved that silly show as a kid. My Dad also would laugh at parts, although not always what I thought was funny. I suspect there was some byplay betwen Sweet Polly Purebreed and Shoeshine boy/Underdog that a 5-8 year old would not get :-).
I’ll have what you’re having. I enjoyed this!
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Oh, dear. You didn’t have to.
Loved this. I hope you make a collection and let me throw some money at you for it!
No need to wait — there’s a tip jar.
https://www.paypal.me/AccordingToHoyt
Or see Paypal button at top right of web page.
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Yeah. My writer friends have yelled at me to do it. I’ll try.
Love it.
Rather wish it would happen to me. 😀
Ya got a WINNER here, Sarah! Cute, funny, happy ending; what more could we ask?
That was fun! Very nice. 🙂
This one caught me by surprise. I wasn’t intending to read anything “long” and I kept thinking I needed to stop and move on – but I loved it so much I just couldn’t. Great story!
Thank you.