Hi, my name is Havelock Vetinari, though I’m usually called Havey — I think they mean heavy — and sometimes Captain Floof McFuzzy Pants.
As you can see from my picture, above, I’m QUITE the most handsome of the Hoyt cats, far cuter than Greebo who is all black except for some little white patches, and whom mommy calls her little bulldog. I’m certainly not a bulldog, though daddy sometimes calls me his puppy, since I come when he calls me.
I’m not sure why I shouldn’t come when called, for you see, I love pets more than anything else. It’s why I let the Hoyts bring me home from a golf course when I was really little. They petted me, you see.
Mom says my head is full of fluff. This is not right. It’s fully of me. And I can see very well when mom is avoiding the computer because she has a headache. So I’m going to let her sit in the chair and read her kindle-thingy, while I fill in.
I don’t know what I can fill in with, but I can try.
Let’s get acquainted. I like being petted and playing with things — though mom and dad both yell at me for playing with their robe belts — and I like eating. I really like eating. A lot. Before the Hoyts there wasn’t much to eat, so I’m very happy to have a lot of food now.
I also like my friend Euclid-cat, but he’s getting very old and forgetful, now that he’s almost 18.
What do you like? Do you have cats of your own? Are any of them made of floof?
So, anyway, that’s it. Mom has a headache, so I did this post. I’ll let her know it’s taken care of, and then she can rest a bit and see if the headache goes away.