1- The most effective way to kill a baby is to leave the window near his crib open at night. He’ll be stiff and dead by morning. (Sorry Robert and Marsh. I keel you a lot.)
2- If you work too hard you’ll get a “drained brain.”
This will cause you to sing New York New York at your important meeting, then pass out.
3- You can kill any number of people on your way to success, and no one will notice, not even enough to have rumors about you.
4- Memory loss is WAY common. I mean, you walk out your door and forget your name every other morning.
5- While suffering from memory loss you’ll fall in love with someone you hate. EVERY TIME. Preferably someone you hate who is married to one of your best friends.
6- The best way to avenge yourself on someone for anything ranging from trivial to heinous, is to create a really complicated plan that will eventually bring about their downfall. Or yours. Or… nothing, really. But you have to try it. Holy Plot Dictates so.
7- If a priest shows up in any role but villain, you’re watching a Portuguese soap opera.
8- Priests, Doctors, lawyers, anyone in an advisory capacity will come to your house to discuss your current problem, even if objectively he/she can do nothing about it.
9- Your priest will come to your house and tell you to be strong when you’re attracted to someone-not-your-husband. It’s amazing they have time to do anything else, including breathing.
10- the most menial occupations pay enough for palatial digs. This is shared with American sitcoms, I guess.
- Sorry to fob you off with a quick post. Third supplemental son (we had him by adoption), practice daughter in law and grandkids have just left, and I’m still having trouble breathing. Older son has suggested we go to the zoo and take a slow walk,to stop me opening dusty boxes and worsening my cold.