Feh, what is so difficult about marinading pineapple in Port Wine? It is a two-step process:
1. Eat pineapple
2. Add Port Wine
What brands of Port do you recommend? For what uses? Port I can still drink, albeit in small quantity only. (I may have previously mentioned that tannins in red wine take me straight to hangover without getting even a trifle tiddly, much less tiddly-plumb. It’s a curse, I bear up.)
Don’t drink all the Port Wine. You want to leave enough to marinade the pineapple. [Evil Grin]
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I want to be marinated in port wine.
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I will do my best to help you. (I’m nice that way.)
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When I first read that, I thought it said “I’m marinating people in Port Wine”. Sounded like lots of fun.
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No, no. That’s later.
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It’s later. Yep, now it’s later.
Later still.
…and even later. ;-)
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It’s up.
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I was teasing, I swear!
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yeah, yeah. (Mutters — SPANIARDS!)
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Oh come on now. It’s not like you didn’t expect this sort of inquisition, right?
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“NO ONE expects the Spanish Inquisition!”
Had to be said. Running away again.
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It’s your fanatical devotion to poking fun that disturbs me. ;) (Runs.)
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Surely, Sarah, you are aware that most guys are fanatically devoted to fun poking?
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you’re dethpicable — says my inner Sylvester the cat.
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Well, Fun _is_ kinda hot…
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Feh, what is so difficult about marinading pineapple in Port Wine? It is a two-step process:
1. Eat pineapple
2. Add Port Wine
What brands of Port do you recommend? For what uses? Port I can still drink, albeit in small quantity only. (I may have previously mentioned that tannins in red wine take me straight to hangover without getting even a trifle tiddly, much less tiddly-plumb. It’s a curse, I bear up.)
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Now that’s a recipe!
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To Souse: http://www.thefreedictionary.com/souse
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