The Trip, the Stickers and– ArGH

We’re currently at the Liberty con hotel, but we’re not out in public. You might have caught a glimpse of us running one way and then the other, as we brought stuff in, grabbed dinner, came back to the room.

But Sarah, you’ll say, what’s the point of being there and not there?

The thing is by the time we got in I was feeling extremely tired. To explain: at the doctor’s appointment, there was a discovery that I’m in fact still dragging the sinus infection I got 9 months ago.

This shouldn’t be contagious, because none of my family has caught it except Dan when we first returned and he got over it.

It seems to be some very strange combination of the bacteria and my auto-immune which gets spun up by them. This time I’m on a very strong anti-biotic (and other stuff) which knocks me out.

So if you’re here and you run into me tomorrow and I seem to be looking at you cross eyed, I’m probably not even seeing you, just trying to focus.

Anyway, I’m about to go to bed, and hopefully be rested enough to deal with life tomorrow.

I’m still working through the revision. I am hoping to finish it next week, but we’re going to be on the road a lot. Needs must.

On the bad news front: I don’t have the Indy stickers. And there is a story to this….

When I ordered the stickers, sticker mule replaced the shipping address with the card address. (Yes, I’m sure there was a check mark I missed.) This means the stickers of Indy and his multitool went to Vegas.

We had a few checks arrive at the same time, so we asked for both the checks and the box of stickers to be forwarded…. 3 weeks ago.

We got the checks deposited TWO weeks ago. The stickers?

Well, they went to North Dakota. No we have no idea why. From North Dakota, they went to Chicago.

They’ve been in our city now for THREE full days. The city only has — I think — three physical post offices. It’s been bouncing between them.

Until today we hoped they’d get there today and the house sitters could have them overnighted.

They didn’t get there today.

If a miracle occurs and it arrives tomorrow, we MIGHT be able to get them expedited. Maybe.

Sigh. I’m bummed because I’ve been dragging and that was the one thing I managed to do “in time” for the con.

Ah well.

See you guys tomorrow.

Iran So Far Away

So, are the idiots on Twitter and elsewhere claiming that Iran is “just” Israel’s fight and that we shouldn’t be fighting Israel’s battles and blah blah blah idiots, evil, or simply Russian operatives?

Because at this point all the wounded bear can do to defend its client and proxy Iran is to try to undermine American effort.

I’m probably wasting effort preaching to the fish, but here goes:

You ignorant or malicious idiots, listen up: In Iran’s chants, Israel is the LITTLE Satan, we’re the BIG Satan. If those evil apocalyptic cultists ever get a nuke, Israel will get hit, yes, and it will be catastrophic for them, because they are so tiny. But so will we. It won’t destroy us. We’re a very large country. But it will give the people right now sponsoring and helping Iran — that good ol’ axis of evil, including Russia and China — an opportunity to recover. Both Russia and China are in deep, serious trouble. Getting us hurt would give them a chance to catch their breath and maybe survive.

For obvious reasons and not just because even if they will probably hit NYC or LA — and guys, I have close friends in both, and we have commenters here in both. Jokes aside about their being liberal cesspools — and even DC, we don’t want to lose American lives.

This is not “just” Israel’s fight. Even if it is also Israel’s fight. Frankly, if they weren’t also in danger, I’d say we were using them as our cat’s paw.

Not only has Iran been pursuing nukes and threatening us and Israel, Iran took hostages when I was in high school. That evil hell spawn Jimmy Carter LET THEM and was so thoroughly inept the crisis spread over 400 days, dealing a massive black eye to the US and making the USSR look super-powerful during the cold war.

And before you guys think that didn’t mean anything, that kind of posturing is what other countries looked at before either controlling their commie guerillas or not. They were always looking at who was the strong horse.

Jimmy Carter’s indecisive or complicit bullshit covered Africa in blood and shit and made a living hell of my teen years. It also removed the Shah who, yeah, wasn’t perfect — WHO THE FUCK IS PERFECT WHEN IT COMES TO GOVERNMENTS? — but for the region wasn’t bad and was in fact a client of the US. But oh, no, we had to be Simon pure and help remove him because he wasn’t perfect, and instead bring in the medieval horror of the Ayatollah, a tool of Russia aided and abetted by the French (France, WTF?) who has been a source of terror and war in the region since.

Iran has sponsored countless attacks on the US, it paid for 10/7 (and did the strategy, such as it was.) It’s a major sponsor of terror around the world. It’s in the pocket of Russia, just as it was in the pocket of the USSR and one of its minor functions is to raise the price of oil — Russia’s only asset — whenever Russia needs money.

And it keeps people in horrendous bondage.

And it’s trying to obtain nukes….

Which…. Well, you see, they have to kill every Jew and start Armagedon, so their 12th imam will come from the well and usher in paradise. No, stop. You’re going “Oh, that’s just their justification, they don’t really–“

No, yes, they really think this. These are people who think that Jews are shape changers, including changing into bugs. (I assure you that part of my genetic heritage has conferred such powers on me, or I’d be a lot of fleas, and so many people would be itching.) They believe the birds and some fish spy for Israel. They not only see Jews under every bed, they know Jews have laser eyes, or something.

Look, giving these evil medieval fuckers the power of the sun will be very very bad. And while it won’t bring their water-logged imam to the surface (bet you a dollar) it will change the world in a way none of us wants.

So, if we have to help Israel stomp Iran (further) into the stone age? It’s our war too. Might be more our war than theirs.

Anyone opposing it at this point is either a Russian lackey (Hi Tucker!), an idiot, or so blinded with anti-semitism they’re okay with the world being destroyed so long as Jews ALSO die.

And I’ve had enough. More than enough. I’ve had enough and to spare.

Iran has been at war with us for 46 years. (And for the ones without X)

My graduation song was “I Ran So Far Away” but we all really understood it to be “Iran so far away.” My comparative political theory teacher back in Stow Ohio, in 1981 had a doll of the Ayatollah and we solemnly hung it outside the window every morning. He kept the number of days our hostages had been prisoners on the black board. (I loved that man.)

This has been a very long war. They declared war on us, and we refused to fight because it meant a fight with the USSR. Well, the USSR is gone and Russia is very ill. We might never get a better time to cleanse the evil of the Mullahs from the world.

As always, the regime is not the people. We wish the best and strength and wisdom to the long-suffering people of Persia. Stay away from nuclear sites. And if you can, get the Mullahs yourselves, both for the satisfaction of the thing and because it will save everyone a lot of trouble.

THIS is our fight. I trust Trump to keep it as surgical as possible for us. BUT if it can’t be so kept, it is still necessary.

For the good of the United States of America. For the good of the people of the world, the Islamic state of Iran delenda est.

Aslan is on the move.

Father’s Day by the Baloonatic

*Yes, I know this is late. Look, we’ve been driving all over creation — again — in a repeat of 2020, in fact. So I lost track of time. Though we did manage a deranged enough feat of driving to ALMOST have Father’s Day with both boys. (Though not together, because that would take a teleporter.) Anyway, it’s still good. – SAH.*

My father is 87. He grew up on a small farm on an island in the Great Lakes. While all of his siblings went to university, he ended up dropping out of high school and helping his parents on the farm for several years until he was able to get a job in the nearest big city, working as an instrumentation technician for one of the big nickel mines. While his spelling may be atrocious, my Dad never lost his love for learning. He loved to learn how things worked, taught himself to do so many things, and has been an avid reader all of his life. When I had read all of the children’s books we owned and wasn’t able to get to the library, I would grab books from my Dad’s bookcases – anything from Zane Grey to Frederick Forsyth to classics like For Whom the Bell Tolls or All Quiet on the Western Front.

My Dad is still a hard worker. He did a lot of overtime at work, so he wasn’t home much, and when he was home, he was working on the garden, learning beekeeping or converting our former schoolhouse into a beautiful home – lowering the ceilings, creating a second floor, making it unrecognizable from when he purchased it. At 75, he was given an acre of the former family farmlands from his eldest brother and he built a two bedroom camp. Into his 80s he did the majority of the work himself, from shingling the roof, installing drywall to turning a pile of old ash logs into tongue and groove wood flooring that he finished and installed himself. He still has bees and a garden that is bigger than he needs so that he can share his bounty with others. And when he’s not working on his own projects, he is still out helping other people whenever he can.

And yet, as hard as he worked and still works, my Dad also taught me that work wasn’t everything in life. He has many hobbies, and loves picking up new ones. He is a wonderful amateur photographer, and took the wedding photos for many of my cousins. He still has a darkroom, even if it hasn’t seen much recent use with the onset of digital photography as he moved from film cameras to digital cameras, phones and tablets. He was an early adopter with computers, getting us a Vic 20 in 1983, followed by a Commodore 64 and on to newer computers and all of the gadgets that go with them. When he had a back injury in the mid 80s that led to a long period of bed rest, he finished a bunch of latch hook rug kits that had been bought for my siblings and I, because he couldn’t just lie there doing nothing. In later years, I taught him to cross-stitch, and he delighted in making pictures for each of his grandchildren. Now he makes wooden toys – cranes and trucks and trailers, hand made with exquisite details.

He also spent time with us children whenever he could. He instilled in us a love of cards and board games. He took us on road trips, visiting family and friends, and camping almost every summer. He made sure we grew up with pets – dogs, and cats and chickens, and instilled in us a love of nature and growing things and the outdoors. He taught us about being a good neighbor and a good friend with the way he is always willing to give a helping hand. In a community where the mines provided the majority of work, he helped many families even from the rival mine by providing fresh vegetables and berries when people were laid off work or during strikes by the union. He took us to church every Sunday and taught us the difference between right and wrong, often with the palm of his hand applied to our backsides. He taught me so many things, I don’t know that he will ever understand how much.

The impact that my father made on me hit home tonight because of an issue with someone who is probably now a former colleague. She lost her father at a very young age. She didn’t have someone to look up to as a role model the way I did, to show her not only how to work hard, which she has done, but also to find the balance between work and home. To literally stop and smell the roses, to find passions outside of the workplace and to know that your job should not be your whole life. That’s a hard lesson to learn when you are on a small team that has too much work and not enough people, long hours of overtime and making sure everything gets done, while helping your colleagues, being constantly asked questions and having people reach out to you for help. Learning to set that aside and make time for yourself is something I struggle with at times myself, but as much as I love my job, I have learned from watching my Dad that it is just a job, and I need to have a life outside work. I need to have hobbies and to travel and to spend time with people and to continue learning new things, and to read and dream and appreciate the beauty that is around me every day.

My colleague, who would declare that she is independent when it comes to politics, also suffers horribly from TDS. Shortly after the election she started talking about the need to stock up on years worth of food and was refusing to leave her house to the point of having groceries delivered because she was scared to leave.

It makes me wonder how much of that, too, is the impact of not having a father? How much is lost when you grow up without that steady presence, that protector? When there isn’t someone who picks you up from the car and carries you to bed even when you are faking being asleep? When there isn’t someone to discipline you when you need it, or to make you spend what feels like hours picking dandelions for wine and taking you out for ice cream or doughnuts? Who shares his secret stash of chocolate bars when you stay awake during the long road trips and keep him company? Is this why there are so many women who have become so unbalanced?

Does that explain the difference between our two sons? Her son who also grew up without a father barely leaves his bedroom and his computer. My son grew up with an alcoholic father who, while living with him for most of his childhood, was also mostly absent. Yet my son has managed to graduate from high school, get a job, and finds time to balance his time in front of a computer with going out and joining people on activities, traveling with friends for events, spending time helping my husband-less friends and myself with manual labor.

Fathers don’t just have an impact on their children. It is generational. This explains so much that is wrong in society today, with the loss of the nuclear family, with generations of “baby mamas” who have kids by many fathers. Those kids are growing up without Dads. My Dad made so many sacrifices for us children, to help us have lives better than his or better than those he saw around him. He taught us to work hard, encouraged us to keep learning and growing. His values helped us as we grew up, got jobs and had families of our own. He learned this from his father, who did the same thing.

What happens when that chain is broken and never repaired? It isn’t just breaking families, it is breaking people and it has lead to a broken society.

Faces In the Crowd

These observations are highly individual and it might be a matter of the sample choice. But there is a picture building in my head, and I’m going to put the image out there, and see what comes back from your own observations.

Almost a year ago, my husband and I were walking through a car museum and something dawned on me. those early model-T and such have tiny seats. Yes, yes, I know, we’re all soooo fat, etc. Newsflash, if you look at your family pictures, you might very well find fat people always existed. Celebrities used to be thinner, but also smaller. So, leaving aside our chest beating on weight and all, let me say I meant they have TINY seats. Not just weight wise, but everything wise. Like people were not just thinner, but smaller in all directions. (I will add here that this same change took place in my lifetime in Portugal. More on that later.)

So I started walking through again and tracked when that changed, which was…. around the late forties, early fifties. And I told my husband “It’s like a massive evolutionary step took place here.” Which when you consider those people were conceived and raised during the depression makes you tilt your head sideways, right?

Well, I kind of saw the same “step” in Portugal. There were tall people, of course. In fact the men in my family tend to peg right around six feet and they were considered massive, both in size and height when I was growing up. When I finished growing (this has changed due to illness and pregnancy which cost me two inches) I was 5’7″ which meant that at thirteen I could look down on a significant number of full grown males. (Staring at your teacher’s bald spot while he’s dressing you down turns out not to earn you friends…)

Now, while the Portuguese are Mediterranean and therefore on average not as tall as Northern Europeans, they are …. massive by the standards of people when I was little. And it’s not just weight gain, though of course, there is that too. It is the modern world. But there are also a ton taller people and … well, bigger in all dimensions.

I have theories about this, and about why it was later in Portugal, but at least one of these doesn’t work for the US, because according to the information I found on line refrigerators only became widespread after WWII.

See, I was going on the fact that when I was growing up most people were vitamin deficient, because though refrigerators existed, they were not widespread anywhere outside (possibly, I didn’t have any contact with them) the very rich and those in the big cities. So, during winter you got whatever was available and grown in your area. Though — perhaps — it has to do with transportation. I know the US got decent transportation for food earlier in the forties, and of course the US grows a lot more food. Maybe? I’m throwing this out to you guys.

I was assuming a lot better nutrition — as what happened in Portugal — caused people to get bigger. And not just heavier. Bigger in all directions.

Then this past week I found myself in a small town museum, looking through pictures of graduation classes from the early 1900s through the early sixties. And again, there was that divide. And it was sharp. It was also weird.

Okay, so I’ve seen pictures of young people from the early century, from the time there were pictures, and I never noticed this. I’ll have to say the difference here was that I was looking at an unfiltered sample. Just a lot of pictures, and the only selection was “graduation from local high school.” While most of the pictures I’ve seen before were in biographies of famous people, usually — tbf — actors.

Guys, it was visible in the men too, but it was stark with the women: Most of these girls, presumably 17 to 18, maybe as young as sixteen, looked OLD.

I realize I’m old — at 62 — and therefore I’ve been writing off my evaluation of how people look. Like, these days, most 40 year olds look like kids to me, and I’ll refer to them as “kids.” I thought it was all it was.

I had a minor shock before, watching the Columbo series (binge watching… a dozen years back when we got the series on DVD.) Because all the women they thought were young and attractive and who were treated as bombshells looked…. OLD to me. Like you knew they were supposed to be in their twenties, but they looked forty. I think I discussed here at the time and you guys said “smoking” and fair enough, there was that.

But look at these pictures of young kids in a small prairie town…. they looked OLD. Like, if you’d presented me with pictures of these girls (particularly the girls, though the boys too, just not as stark) and said “What age do you think they are?” I’d have said early forties. And not even “Forties now” but “forties when I was growing up.”

Now, a lot of that was the hairstyles, etc. Sure. No argument. But not really. Even looking at “just the faces” they looked…. old.

And then around late forties, early fifties, it changes, and yeah, sure, some were still ugly, but they looked like high school kids, graduating.

I have absolutely no idea what could have caused it. I’m just interested it was more or less around the same time, within say a five year span, just like cars changed.

My husband suggested: Antibiotics. Maybe not being sick all the time changed people. Their appearance, sure, but also other stuff.

Why this matters: for years now I’ve been gnawing away at something.

We know that kids today are maturing later. I’ve seen it. And there’s tons of explanations for that. We don’t let them get jobs early. We don’t let them try their wings. We keep them wrapped in cotton, so of course they can’t grow up, right?

On the other hand, having sons in their early thirties, you know, they have their own pressures and fight their own battles.

And yet, yeah, they ping younger.

What if it’s something biological? What if something is taking place that makes people “younger” at the same ages our ancestors were older.

Now, that kind of change taking place within less than 10 years can’t possibly be evolutionary. Evolution doesn’t work that way.

So– what is it? Nutrition? Antibiotics? And is it physical or….?

Now do I have any reason to try to figure this out? No.

But with our information streams corrupted, and our science equally messed up, I feel we should figure things out.

Besides this is the sort of thing that bothers me. Am I seeing something real, or is this a mirage?

Come on guys, sound off.

There Will Be No Post Today

UPDATE: Appointment made for tomorrow to deal with the end-of-the-world coughening. Had the last of the prescription cough syrup last night, from last time I was very ill, and it’s dealing with it, so I have slept and I’m going to go work.

Post maybe later.

I have no explanation fUor this, other than: for the last month or so I got a cough that makes no sense. Could be smoking Canada, who knows? Or it could be my asthma being stupid. I’m getting horrible eczema again, so it could be asthma. They normally attack together.

Anyway, it’s not horrible cough, it’s just it keeps waking me up every hour or so, and I’m soooooooo tired.

I’m going to call the doctors today, and see if I can deal with this, because otherwise Liberty con will be interesting….

Anyway. More as soon as I can.

Book Promo And Vignettes By Luke, Mary Catelli and ‘Nother Mike

If you wish to send us books for next week’s promo, please email to bookpimping at outlook dot com. If you feel a need to re-promo the same book do so no more than once every six months (unless you’re me or my relative. Deal.) One book per author per week. Amazon links only. Oh, yeah, by clicking through and buying (anything, actually) through one of the links below, you will at no cost to you be giving a portion of your purchase to support ATH through our associates number. A COMMISSION IS EARNED FROM EACH PURCHASE.*Note that I haven’t read most of these books (my reading is eclectic and “craving led”,) and apply the usual cautions to buying. I reserve the right not to run any submission, if cover, blurb or anything else made me decide not to, at my sole discretion.SAH

FROM HELEN RALEIGH: Not Outsiders: Asian Americans’ political activism from the 19th century to today

*The Author assures me this is not from a leftist perspective. – SAH*

Asian Americans have been woven into the fabric of the United States for centuries, yet they’re too often dismissed as “perpetual outsiders.” This misperception is fueled by enduring stereotypes, resulting in policies with real, negative consequences for the community.

In her powerful book, Not Outsiders, Helen Raleigh dismantles these myths with a vivid retelling of their political activism. She reveals a community deeply rooted in America’s core values—freedom and equality—values they’ve championed for over 150 years. From battling for civil rights in the 19th century to pushing for justice today, Raleigh shows Asian Americans have consistently stood on the front lines of change.

Today, as the fastest-growing racial and ethnic group in the U.S., Asian Americans aren’t dwelling on past wrongs or seeking handouts. They’re rolling up their sleeves, diving into the political arena, and helping steer the future of our democracy. It’s crucial that we recognize them for what they are: not outsiders but essential players in America’s unfolding narrative. Their voices matter, and their contributions are vital to the nation we’re building together.

FROM CEDAR SANDERSON AND SANFORD BEGLEY: Supporting Ragnarok

Valhalla is no place for a loggie. But Master Sergeant (Logistics) Danny Pederson made a career error and died heroically in combat after thirty years of nice boring supply work. He woke up dead to learn he’s stuck in a nightmare of unending battle called Valhalla. Seems the recruiters lied about Valhalla too.

Now, the only hope he has is to carry out the mission given by a mysterious messenger. Whether he likes it or not, they have to support Ragnarok… if that battle can ever happen to bring everything to an end.

Danny’s pissed, and he just wanted to go fishing. He’s about to take Ragnarok to the throat of the gods themselves. After inventory is complete.

FROM HOLLY LEROY: Doomsday (Hostile Earth Series Book 2)

In Doomsday, a gripping sequel to Hostile Earth, Terra Vonn leads her clan Aurora through a post-apocalyptic wasteland, battling savage Ghóraz gangs. Driven by vengeance, Terra faces leadership trials, deadly conflicts, and shaky alliances. Her quest for justice risks becoming a fatal obsession in a collapsing world. Packed with high-octane action and moral dilemmas, Doomsday is a must-read for dystopian thriller fans. Join Terra’s rebellion to see if she’ll triumph or fall amid the ruins.

BY EDMOND HAMILTON, REVIVED BY D. JASON FLEMING: The Other Side of the Moon (Annotated): The classic pulp alien invasion adventure

Embark on a thrilling journey to the far side of the Moon, where secrets older than time itself lie hidden from human eyes.

When Dr. Herman Howland was reported killed and disintegrated by a lightning strike during an expedition to the Yucatan, his friends knew that something was wrong. But when the sole survivor of the expedition, Richard Carson, told Martin Foster and Harlan Trent what had really happened — that strange turtle-like creatures had killed the expedition, abducted Howland, and vanished in a beam into the sky, seemingly to the moon — they knew they must act.

Now Howland’s friends are going back, to find the source of that beam, to follow their compatriot to the Moon, and beyond, and to discover the nature and the menace of the turtle-creatures!

  • This iktaPOP Media edition includes a new introduction giving the novel historical and cultural context.

FROM DANIEL WILLARD: The Mobster’s Daughter

Danny couldn’t understand why he was so attracted to Carly, because they didn’t have a lot in common. Danny was quiet; Carly couldn’t stop talking. Danny loved science and math; Carly was terrified of them. Danny read science fiction; Carly read Harlequin romances. Danny’s favorite band was Pink Floyd; Carly had never heard of Pink Floyd.

It was only later that Danny found out that Carly’s father was a Mafia boss. That made things complicated, because Danny’s father was an FBI agent.

The Mobster’s Daughter is a tale set in Youngstown, Ohio, a blue collar city of giant steel mills and back-room bookie joints, close-knit families and unsolved disappearances, church festivals and car bombs.

FROM J. MANFRED WEICHSEL: Warrior Soul & Other Stories

J. Manfred Weichsel’s versatility, unique style, and refusal to be bound by genre conventions have made him a force to be reckoned with in the world of speculative fiction. Now, Weichsel invites you to strip down and expose yourself to his raw and unfiltered imagination with Warrior Soul & Other Stories.

Weichsel’s stories peel away the veneer of societal norms and delve deep into the human psyche, exposing the rawest and most vulnerable parts of our existence. Through his boundary-shattering tales of science fiction, adventure, horror, and humor, Weichsel fearlessly explores the fringes of what is possible in fiction, revealing the naked truth of our humanity.

From the mind-bending science fiction of “Warrior Soul”, to the fantastical realm of “The Rainbow-Colored Rock Hopper”, from the light comedy of “Queen of the House”, to the darkest depths of horror of “Complicit in Their Bondage”, these twelve tales will leave you feeling exposed and vulnerable in the best possible way.

The bold and daring themes that run throughout Weichsel’s work strip away all pretense and artifice to reveal the unvarnished truth of the human experience. So if you’re ready to shed your inhibitions and explore the depths of what’s possible in fiction, then get your copy of Warrior Soul & Other Stories now. It’s time to embrace your innermost desires and take the plunge into the raw, unbridled world of J. Manfred Weichsel.

FROM HOLLY CHISM: Universal Donor (Modern Gods)

Same liver, different vulture…

When you know you can regenerate any organ, fast…why not donate your kidneys?

Prometheus has been a teacher all of his life, nearly. Sometimes, like with teaching Man to harness fire, it got him in trouble. Sometimes, he’s able to make an even bigger difference for his students. Especially when they need a kidney as much as they need knowledge.

FROM ELISE HYATT: Dipped, Stripped and Dead (Daring Finds)

DEAD MAN’S REFINISH

Some people find antiques. Dyce Dare finds trouble.

Ever tried fishing a Victorian sideboard out of a dumpster only to hook a dead body instead? Welcome to Dyce Dare’s life, where nothing goes according to plan—and never has.

At six, she wanted to be a ballerina (until gravity repeatedly suggested otherwise). At ten, she dreamed of lion taming (until Fluffy the cat staged a mutiny). Now at twenty-nine, she’s just trying to keep her furniture refinishing business afloat so she can upgrade her son’s diet from “pancakes” to “anything else, please.”

But when her latest dumpster dive yields a half-melted corpse instead of salvageable furniture, Dyce reluctantly adds “amateur detective” to her lengthy resume of career failures. Because nothing says “responsible single mom” like poking around a murder investigation, right?

Between dodging danger, dealing with her quirky neighbors, and trying not to embarrass herself in front of a certain handsome police officer, Dyce is about to discover that her talent for refinishing furniture might just extend to refinishing crime scenes.

Dipped Stripped and Dead – Sometimes the best way to clean up your life is to solve a murder.

(Warning: May contain splinters, sarcasm, and one very determined single mom who definitely didn’t plan on any of this.)

Vignettes by Luke, Mary Catelli and ‘Nother Mike.

So what’s a vignette? You might know them as flash fiction, or even just sketches. We will provide a prompt each Sunday that you can use directly (including it in your work) or just as an inspiration. You, in turn, will write about 50 words (yes, we are going for short shorts! Not even a Drabble 100 words, just half that!). Then post it! For an additional challenge, you can aim to make it exactly 50 words, if you like.

We recommend that if you have an original vignette, you post that as a new reply. If you are commenting on someone’s vignette, then post that as a reply to the vignette. Comments — this is writing practice, so comments should be aimed at helping someone be a better writer, not at crushing them. And since these are likely to be drafts, don’t jump up and down too hard on typos and grammar.

If you have questions, feel free to ask.

Your writing prompt this week is: LIST

It’s Just A Step To The Left

Good Morning kids! The world is on fire, and I do have things to say, but I also have family stuff all day (and probably tomorrow.) I might post some scattered thoughts tonight, if I’m still functional by bed time. On the good side, I managed 9 hours last night, which is better than the three to four I’ve been averaging.

But the thing is my assistant bullied me to post this. (Holly, this is ALL your fault.)

We have a new cover for No Man’s Land. I think this is the final one. And the book is inching to completion through the insanity my life has become. So, have a cover and a chapter.

Actually two chapters. This section could be called “when worlds collide.” When I’m writing I’m always writing towards the next inflection scene, and this one was the first big one in this book. I had it in my head, Skip dropping out the window, and things changing, but I didn’t know how I’d get there. Well, I did.

It’s Just A Step To The Left

Skip:

I knew the mission to Draksah had gone seriously wrong when I saw the slave.

One of those things written in unerasable letters on the walls of IDS buildings was Slave societies cannot join Free Humanity.

Now there was a ton of argument – as about everything else – about what “slave societies” meant, ranging from very subtle shadings on the power of a central state, to people who insisted ours was a slave society since we had a Queen and nobility of birth. It probably will surprise no one that this later didn’t gain much acceptance in Britannia or in the Star Empire itself.

Me? All those shadings were too subtle for me. Surely, I could see how a society with hereditary noblemen and a quiescent and obedient population would become a tyranny. Everyone could see. It had happened several times in the history of mankind. But it was not that clear cut. At our level, where the Queen and the nobility mostly existed to perform unenviable diplomatic and administrative tasks and – sometimes – to lead war, should it be needed, or have the power of ultimate decision in complex cases, I was fairly sure that royalty worked for freedom. On the other hand there was the Quan empire where eventually their sovereign and nobility would decide they no longer needed citizens of any kind.

Edge cases? Ask me. Show me the documentation. I’ll know it when I see it.

What wasn’t an edge case was a society with the existence of actual, for-real chattel slaves. As in people who had no right of self-determination at any level, and could be used and abused at will, and bought and sold as things.

The Star Empire would accept no slave societies.

Not because slavery was uniquely evil, but because slavery corrupted. Once the habit of thinking of some people as things set in, coming out the other side with a free society was difficult.

And yes, I’m aware every human society was a slave society at the onset. It was often a necessity in pre-industrial societies, simply because there are jobs so difficult and so stupidly bad for you that no free human would do them willingly. And I know that almost of all those societies eventually redeemed themselves, and came out as non slave societies. But on the way there lay the terrific wars of the 19th and 20th century, and some on the 21st too, and a couple of utterly destroyed cultures, and socio-psychologists see them as related.

Note that slavery reappeared in space for the same reason it first appeared on Earth: human workers were hard to find, and sometimes had to be forced to tasks that no one wanted to do but which were required. Also, it reappeared as an extreme form of integrating two warring societies, arguably towards the more viable. As in the loser was forced into the culture of the winner.

But that didn’t make it justifiable, nor did it make the infection benign.

The Star Empire – Britannia on High – would not accept societies where some portion of the population was kept as chattel. That was the beginning and the end of it. And though some cases might need to be brought to the attention of the socio-psychologists, the case in Draksah wasn’t one of those.

One entire section of our training – three months of it – was in identifying slaves when we saw them.

So, to recap for those not following along at home: my first assignment after graduation was to Draksah.

I was to be sent out alone. While it was unusual to be sent out alone on your first mission, it wasn’t unheard of. The team there before me – whose names I was never given – had prepared everything to admit Draksah, a level two monarchy – barely industrial, in early stage of individual rights assertion attempting to liberalize with mixed success – into the Star Empire.

The day after my graduation, I was sent a dossier, detailing several years of investigation and visits by envoys, depicting a monarchic society, fairly wealthy, which could be made modern with the use of our technology.

Look, from where I stand now? There were holes in that case history that could have hidden entire herds of elephants. Which at one time I thought is why they sent a newby, fresh off training. Of course, now—

Anyway, from where I stood the mission was a lot like Valhalla, only not as fun. Sure, Draksah didn’t have feigleire, but I went almost entirely vegetarian while there, because all the meat dishes were strange. Look, I didn’t think they were cannibals, but I still didn’t want to eat pork in a society I wasn’t sure of. And it was all pork.

However I didn’t go hungry. I was always dressing up in some very specific costume to go to banquets, or to watch some dance extravaganza.

I was told the culture was so old – ten thousand years or so since the lost ship – that there were no traces of earth customs or culture. Because lost colonies often lose tech and therefore culture. And some deliberately set out to forget Earth.

But the entire thing tasted middle eastern to me, with big men, of the kind that looked like they would as easily pull a knife on you as poison your drink, and women who were covered up all but the eyes or sometimes the face and who scurried out of sight when barely glimpsed: unless they were whores or dancers. I wasn’t sure there was a difference between whores and dancers, either.

Work got done around me, from food being served, to my room being cleaned, to clothing washed, refreshed and put away, but I never saw servants. Even the banquets had all the food laid out by the time we arrived. That should have tipped me off to something being off also, and the only excuse I have for not realizing earlier is that I was green as grass and twice as stupid.

So, I stumbled from banquet to party, and party to another banquet, and eventually stumbled into my bed. I had early on refused the girl in my bed, and then the boy in my bed. This was per protocol, but also because when I say the boy in my bed, I’m not using it in a colloquial sense, and I never had any interest in children. Also even had he been older, I couldn’t tell to what extent being in my bed was compelled, and I never had any interest in rape by any other name. And again, even had they been adults and willing, you don’t get horizontal with the natives. There were rules about getting horizontal with natives. They were complex, detailed and amounted to a big flashing sign saying “don’t.”

And then – when the official signing ceremony was supposed to happen that would bring Draksah into the Star Empire as a probationary member and let me go home – I forgot the documents for signing. It was a special paper, not only non-decaying but impregnated with something or other, likely nanites, same as the translator thingies that worked with my brain to make me understand any language. These were essential because they recorded the DNA of any person who touched the papers. Which was important for the obvious legal reasons.

So I forgot them in my room.

I know, that is a freshman blunder of the type not even I as a freshman should have been able to commit. Except of course I did.

It’s entirely possible that my father was right when he said sometimes we know things we don’t know, and that our subconscious causes accidents or forgetfulness in ways that are needed to save us, while our rational brain refuses to catch the signals.

Maybe it was that, or maybe I was sick and tired of Draksah, and of feeling like I was always watched, and always in peril and that there was stuff going on just beyond my sight, even though, rationally, that made no sense.

So, I forgot the documents, and I went to my room for them.

Honestly, I don’t know why they let me go unescorted, except that I turned around unexpectedly, then I got lost, and wandered off into something that might have been the women’s bathing room, and it’s probable whoever was watching me had some cultural taboo about entering that space.

I swore – in Valhallian, because it seemed appropriate – with “Thor’s rusty hammer” and turned and got out, by another door, though I didn’t realize that, until I noticed the corridor was not the overly ornate space I’d come to know, but a lot simpler: stucco over stone with some patches all but bare, and just worn stone underfoot. But I knew I was on the third floor, and my room was on the fourth, and I headed for the stairs.

And stopped.

Because I saw the slave. He was young, and for a moment, I thought he was a she, given the angelic, beardless face. But the body was all he, at least as much as was visible, between the slave collar and the linen kilt. And the legs below were male too, and the bare feet sure looked it, though both looked larger than I’d expect from a beardless youth.

I looked up from the feet to the face, the averted gaze, the lowered eyelids, the shaven head. I really didn’t need the tattoo on the chest, which my implants helpfully translated as “Property of the royal house of Draksah” to know I was looking at a slave.

And I lost my mind. I mean, I was outraged on so many levels, I could barely think.

I was outraged at the massive deception of myself and presumably the previous ambassadors. I was furious at the very idea they kept slaves. I was livid at the dehumanizing quality of the getup they forced the slaves to wear.

It was quite the most appalling thing I’d ever seen, and yes, I’m aware that I’d been shown films of the Daycean massacres and forced to play through some diplomatic disasters in which I and all my friends were virtually massacred. But this was different. I was not on a simulator. And also, this wasn’t—

They had lied. To the Star Empire. To envoys of the Empress.

I started to march down the hallway, and then it occurred to me I was here alone, and while I had weapons, they weren’t the kind that could take out an entire rogue planet. Not that I would know how to take out a whole planet.

I mean, if it came to that, I would try. I’d been trained by Dad. But…. Diplomatically speaking it was less than advisable. Who can you diplomat at, if they’re all dead?

I stood in that back-staircase, breathing in through my nose and out through my mouth. I wanted to grab the slave by the arm and drag him back to the banquet room, and denounce the entire travesty of a joke of an insult, of a—

I went so far as to grab the slave’s arm. He looked up, and for a moment there was something in his eyes, something deep and dark, a hint of rebellion, perhaps a warning. But my translator nanos didn’t translate eyes.

I started to pull him towards the dining hall. And then—

Look, there is a reason diplomatic delegations, at their most stripped down are at least two people. At worst, while one of them is discovering the slaves, the other can go and beam a signal to the Star Empire. A mayday. A sign that things have gone seriously sideways.

Because something was going seriously sideways. This was the sort of situation in which things went …. Violent and destructive. The type of situation where I might get sent back to my people in a box. A small box. Filled with ashes. Or maybe with a single ear in it, the rest being unfortunately lost in the fracas.

I backtracked. Still dragging the slave, mostly because, do you know how hard it is to let go of someone’s arm once you’ve grabbed it, and they’re letting you drag them? Okay, I don’t know, maybe the slave had become a sort of security blanket, in that I wasn’t in this thing all alone because there was another human being in here with me.

Though what I expected him to do was beyond me, except serve as a meat shield. Which would make me as complicit in slavery as anyone ever.

I dragged him all the way to my room. Because in my room was the last resort of a diplomat in need: the ripcord.

Okay, it was neither rip nor cord. What it actually was was a panic button. You pushed that button when your mission had gone so horribly wrong that the next step was the ear in a box, or the box of ashes, or whatever.

Yes, I should have had it with me. Same as the contract.

When you pull the ripcord, everything stops. Whatever process was underway, whether to admit the world to the empire or simply to negotiate a truce, it stops the moment the panic button is pressed. At the same time, the ships nearest the world start heading for it to extract the ambassador, or more often the ambassadorial team. Note that when things are that bad, they usually only retrieve the corpses. But all the same, the process must be followed.

So. I marched into my room….

Where there were three other slaves. Same shaved heads, same ridiculous getups, same words on the chest, same beardless, too-pretty faces. One of them looked like a Scandinavian blond, and the other two vaguely Mediterranean.

They were doing something near my bed, and looked up, in shock. I got the impression I’d interrupted them.

It didn’t matter. More slaves was just more evidence.

I let go of the arm of the one slave, who, strangely, got surrounded by the others, wordlessly.

And went for the button in my wardrobe.

I’d grabbed the box that contained it, and used my thumb to open it – it was coded to my genetics – when I caught movement by the corner of my eye and turned…

Three men stood in the doorway. I registered they were Draksalls, wearing Draksall clothing, but they had—

Blasters. They had blasters. They had Imperial armament. And they were pointing them at me. When had they got blasters? And how in hell had this gone so bizarrely wrong?

I did what came naturally. What had been trained into me in the academy, what had been part of me for so many years it might as well have been born with me.

I had forgotten the treaty. I’d forgotten the panic button. I’d forgotten just about everything, but would be more likely to go out stark naked in a place where nudity wasn’t accepted, than go out unarmed. And when I saw the eyes of the men pointing the weapons at me, I knew they meant to kill me. I got my burners from their hidden holsters and fired. I cut the first and the second, the third fired, and there was a cry of alarm, and a fourth fired too.

This is when everything got too confusing.

First, because my brain having decided I was going to die, I put my finger on that panic button and thereby invalidated the mission and called for help.

Second because two of the slaves grabbed me, one per arm. They were stronger than they seemed, or perhaps they simply caught me off balance as they rushed me to the window.

And out.

The window was on the fourth floor of the palace. As they jumped with me out the window – I registered a moment of surprise I hadn’t been simply defenestrated but that they were apparently committed to this as a suicide mission – I caught a glimpse of an ornamental brick patio underneath.

I remember thinking “Third floor so far so good”. And then the stone yard beneath my window, became verdant. Something father used to say probably from some stuffy old document and which he used when things changed drastically and unexpectedly, ran through my mind. “It’s just a jump to the right.”

And then I hit. But not the brick and not as hard as I should for the distance I fell. Oh, no. From the distance I should have fallen. I actually only fell about… six to eight feet.

I hit springy grass, at a moderate velocity. I remember thinking “Son of a bitch, there’s grass after death.”

And then I think I passed out.

The Green Hills Definitely Not of Earth

Skip:

I think I passed out, because I don’t remember losing consciousness, as such. It’s more as though my brain decided things were too silly and turned off momentarily, only to come back on, as I rolled to a sitting position on the green grass.

I became aware of myself while sitting on the grass, with four people surrounding me. They were– They didn’t look– No, one of them looked like one of the slaves, but his hair was long, and he was wearing something that covered his chest, so I couldn’t check for the slave tattoo. He was one of the shorter, darker ones.

He was not behaving like a slave at all, though, as he was arguing, in voluble gestures, and a language composed of gutturals with two other people: a huge blond man – okay, he also had a too-pretty face; I couldn’t tell if he had facial hair, but nothing approaching seven feet tall, with shoulders that gave you the impression half of him could do the work of a draft horse could be anything but male – in some kind of knee-length tunic with what looked like tights under it; and another, shorter, paler blond of more normal proportions, on whose sex I wasn’t going to pronounce, except that the not-endowed-with-breasts chest was muscular and looked masculine – look, I was confused – and who wore some kind of short tunic, pants and a blue cloak.

They were all screaming at each other like … Well, like my father’s family at the only family reunion I’d attended. And what a shock that had been for the little boy raised mostly in his mother’s bloodless domain.

My translator nanos were going berserk, probably because the volume and raspy tone of the language was confusing them. At least – I thought with alarm – if this language came from Earth. I mean, they looked human. But the language sounded like they were alternately growling and clearing their throats with some hard dentals in between for the fun of it.

You’d think, I thought, they were discussing whose cook was better than the other cook and—No. That was what my grandmother and aunt had argued about. I felt weirdly muzzy, like I had missed sleep? Or perhaps falling from a height had scrambled my brain? Or perhaps dying just wasn’t good for you.

The words that came at me were disjointed, and sounds were spit at me randomly. The nanos were catching occasional fragments they translated.

And none of them seemed to make sense. “Bring him back.” “Danger.” “Are you?” “Brotherhood.”

A soft touch on my arm and I turned and—

So, when I was fourteen, Father came and took me from the Academy at Christmas.

Oh, my parents weren’t the most horrible parents in the world. They allowed me holidays. The problem was me. I had decided to stay in the Academy for Christmas. I didn’t allow myself holidays, because I wanted to finish and be commissioned. Mostly because I hated the Academy, but I didn’t dare tell Father that.

And then Father had come and cajoled me out for a couple of days, during which he took me on trip of discovery of cultural institutions in New London, which for the season were putting on magnificent displays of the historical glories of old Earth.

We traipsed through a recreation of the Tuscany of the quattrocento and stopped to admire Leonardo DaVinci’s work, then Father took me to dinner, and after dinner he took me to—

Midsummer Night’s Dream. I’d read Shakespeare and watched him in recording and experienced him in mersi, but I’d never watched it performed by live actors.

Whoever staged that performance had made all the elves – except queen Titania, of course, though I suppose it would be play-period-accurate – boys on the edge of manhood. Well. About my age then.

And whoever did the makeup gave them a sort of unearthly beauty: eyes a little too large, features a little too soft, and hair in whatever color, styled in such a way that you imagined it just grew like that, and yet accented their faces perfectly.

I believe watching that play was when I figured out I had a problem, or at least that I wasn’t standard issue, and wouldn’t fall in love with some insipid Earl’s daughter and breed a passel of brats.

And at that moment, sitting on that post-mortem grass, confused and feeling slightly nauseated, I felt a touch on my arm, turned and—

It was one of those elves. I’d swear to it. Peaseblossom, with the green eyes, and the wavy butt-long red hair, unruly, some strands falling in front of his face, the rest in a sort of bramble-arrangement around his features. And though he looked concerned, he also still looked …. Well… not quite standard human. And breathtakingly beautiful.

He knelt, but in a way that made it look easy, and like it was a perfectly natural way to lower his height to mine. Like– Like you see among people whose culture doesn’t include chairs.

And he was looking at my arm as though there were something profoundly wrong.

I looked at my arm. And I passed out again, that time for real.

It couldn’t have been the sight of blood that covered what was left of it. In case it’s not obvious, I wasn’t in the habit of passing out at the sight of blood. It wasn’t even the realization that I was going to lose everything from slightly below the elbow down: there was nothing else to do when all that was holding half of my arm to the other half was a bit of charred bone.

I came to almost immediately, thinking that honestly that wasn’t even the problem. The problem is that I was in a primitive planet, that probably couldn’t get me home, and if too much time passed before regen, regen wouldn’t work.

“Fuck,” I said, as I woke up. And realized, with perfect timing that it had been said as a guttural two syllable sound which meant the nanos had found the way. And from the gasp from my right, I’d just committed a possibly unforgivable social solecism.

But on my left I felt a touch on my wrist. I looked. My arm and hand looked perfectly intact if perhaps a little pink. Had I dreamed my arm being burned? Peaseblossom’s green eyes looked full of concern, and he spoke, very slowly. He had a low voice, a well modulated bass that sounded out of place with his soft features. I had no idea what he was saying, but he sounded as though he was gentling a scared child.

I could practically feel the nanites running like crazy in my brain trying to make sense of the words. I can’t quite explain, but my brain seemed to be trying on linguistic matrixes for size. Finnish? Bantu? The Neu Deutshe of South Elburg? The weird amalgamation of languages of Hesperius en Haute?

No. No. Something synthetic and– It clicked suddenly. It clicked, with that weird feeling that I should have understood what I’d just heard. I knew from the simulator that this meant it had found the pattern.

“I’m sorry?” I said. “Come again?”

Peaseblossom made a sound somewhere between laugh and delight. “I said,” he said. “That your arm might still get an infection, but the healing should hold. Unless the infection is bad, you should be fine.”

I blinked. “Healing?”

The nano translation glitched. I swore he’d said “Magic.”

But I was sure he was crazy. Or I was crazy. Heck, I probably was crazy. “Ma-gi-c?” I said.

He smiled and nodded. “I am” – garbled – “brother of magicians, my power is third circle bend high power, so I can perform healing.”

I blinked again. “Peaseblossom?” I said. “I mean… elves and fairies? Magic? Where am I?”

He looked decidedly worried. He touched the side of my head with the tip of his fingers, and there was a strange sensation, like a static shock. He frowned.

“I think it’s a linguistic difficulty,” the short, dark one who had been – had been playing? – a slave said. “The star people have,” garbled. “In their heads, and it takes time to catch up with the language they’re hearing.”

“But—” Peaseblossom cut his eyes at me, sideways, like I was the strange one here, then back at his companion. “What can it have to do with blooming peas?”

The other shook his head. “The—” my translator scrambled. Spell? Setting? Program? “In their heads takes time to get the right words.”

I was both shocked and impressed that someone in what looked like a barbarian culture, at least from their attire, and the weapons I glimpsed – I’d caught sight of ankle-daggers on the shorter blond, the giant wore a sword and had a quiver of arrows and a bow slung over his shoulder, and I suspected the others had something along those lines – understood the process well enough.

So, I cleared my throat, and said, “I beg your pardon. Your…. Friend has the right of it. I don’t quite have the right words, and some of the translations seem impossible. Also I might have concussion from the fall.” Peaseblossom shook his head almost imperceptibly as if to deny it. I ignored it. Not getting in arguments with people who have full control of you, while you’re not quite yourself, is a good idea. Or at least diplomatic training said so. “But I have no idea where I am. I don’t think this is Draksah, and you are not speaking a language related to Draksall.”

Peaseblossom shook his head a little, then gave a feral grin. “Oh, there’s a lot of borrow words, including given names. A lot of the names. Though they have different meanings. Because the cultures have been at war so long, but no. We’re not Draksall. This is the world of Elly.” He looked at me, chin tilted up a little defiantly, as though he’d said something shocking and must spy my reaction to see if I would run screaming into the night.

Which I would, if I had any clue what that was supposed to mean. Elly. The word seemed familiar. There was some mention of it in literature about Draksah. Something about its being a mythical world, similar to the lost continent of Atlantis on Earth. A place that couldn’t exist, but which existed, nonetheless in legend and myth, and which kept rearing its fanciful head in the culture. There were references to it, as being a wild land inhabited by creatures not quite human. Wild creatures. I had caught a laughing reference to there being no men on Elly, too, in a conversation during one of the interminable banquets, before it was shut down.

But while my saviors – or captors, I wasn’t sure right then – were barbarians, they didn’t look particularly wild. And they certainly weren’t women.

Of course this was the moment at which my translator decided to take a cue from my thoughts and start glitching on the gender.

“I am—” Peaseblossom hesitated, then shrugged. “Brundar Mahar, third circle of the brotherhood of magicians.” I got the impression his introduction of himself had startled his companions. The giant made a sound like a groan, which combined annoyance and surprise. “And these are my—” parent/father/sire scrambled through my brain. Eerlen Troz, and my,” cousin/stepsister/stepbrother/half sister all scrambled in turn. “Lendir Almar. And this is Selbur Deharn, whom I believe you met in Draksah.”

“The slave!” I said. My brain was having real trouble, okay? And my mouth had mostly taken over. If this were a simulation, someone would have thrown something at me by now. “One of them.”

The slave-like-being’s lips twisted in amusement. “Mahar? I think it’s time we just tell him everything.”

Everything’s Gonna Tumble

Fun fact: when I was little I thought going over Niagara Falls in a barrel was something people did at least once in a lifetime, for the heck of it. Like, I was convinced there were long lines of people, rolling barrels, waiting their turn to go over the falls.

You see, it was featured in so many of the things I read or watched, like adventure books, or comics, or cartoons, that I thought it must be part of a normal life thing. You went to Disneyland (well, that was featured in the comics), you visited the Grand Canyon, and well, of course you went over the falls in a barrel.

This type of razor-sharp hold on reality is why I spent vast amounts of time in childhood learning to walk really silently, to balance on a narrow ledge or to get out of ropes tying my hands together. Not to mention watching out for quicksand, and having plans if I should fall into it. Because my choice of entertainment had told me those skills were absolutely vital if I hoped to survive.

I remembered this as I tried to find an image for today’s blog. Another fun fact: Midjourney clearly didn’t read the same books I did as a kid, because “barrel tumbling over Niagara Falls” was unobtanium and I’m tired and not in the mood to fight it.

Why did I remember that?

Well, partly because I’m feeling guilty about not having finished reading The Man Who Sold The Moon — but it has been truly odd and stupid out here with occasional episodes of not sleeping — and I was thinking of stories of that period. A lot of it written by Clifford Simak.

And today, in the car, on the way to an appointment, when there was absolutely no way to write anything down, I thought of the opening to a Clifford-Simak like story, where the journalist comes in to the newspaper to finish a piece he’s been working on, and the robots are finishing cleaning up, the automated AI coffee machine is yelling because it ran out of grounds, and a spaceship is visible through the plate glass window taking off, in the distance.

Maybe some day I’ll write it, except that as of yet there is no story, just the man (?) going into the office in the early morning and dealing with what’s for him a completely normal bog standard start of the day, but to us is amazing and fantastical. Of course, when a story presents that way, usually starting to write it tells me where it’s going and what the story is. Don’t try this at home. if I’d done this as a beginning writer, I’d have pages and pages in which he fixed the coffee maker, drank the coffee, finished his article, went out for lunch– It’s just at this time in my life, I’ve written so many stories my subconscious only spits out the beginning when it is ready to tell ME the story. — brrr. Just got the cold suspicion that thing is a novel. So I’m going to let it lie until I have at least a week or two to run it from beginning to end.

Anyway, because I was in the car, and didn’t have the means of writing the story, it saved me from the stupid of starting it. (They lie in wait these novels. Worse than the dreaded Portuguese spider-fish under the sand on a sunny beach.) Instead I started thinking about how charming those Simak stories were, in a world that was very much like mid century America, only with sentient, fully automated houses that looked after their people by making them food and flying them around and stuff, or diners run by AI (though he didn’t use that term) who had the personality of motherly, gossipy middle aged women. I thought of his stories in which the newsroom was weirdly automated — not in the way you’d expect — or there were newsfeeds from the stars, or whatever, but they were still banging out the stories on typewriters.

And of course, news were produced, sold, consumed via newspapers.

Of course, the man was a newspaper man. And nothing against him for that, but also he was capable of working out chains of event and consequence. I know that, because I love his novels. But apparently not capable of working out that the kind of tech that gave you seemed-sentient robotic diners would also affect a whole lot of other things. A tech level where the house flew would probably have affected…. well, everything. Semi-sentient houses that fly would have blown up the mid-20th-century society and ethos all to heck and back.

Only of course, people don’t think like that. And even if they did, it would be hard to sell a story like that, because present-day-reader wouldn’t have an in. Meaning they couldn’t mentally move into the story and live there long enough to bond with the people and feel the emotions.

But you know, some things do remain the same. It’s just most classical science fiction assumed a lot more things would stay stable in the change of tech.

And …. we still do.

Recently I read (and linked at instapundit, though of course I can’t find it now) an article where the author was talking about how we’re hitting a massive changeover post in which all our institutions of knowledge are failing.

Our very own Sargent Mom did a post about our educational institutions passing away.

But the thing is…. it’s not just them. It’s everything.

We didn’t get the future of starships and flying houses. (Yet. I’m still holding out for starships and colonizing other planets. I’ll pass on flying houses.)

What we got instead seemed small and innocuous. it was the the ability to process vast amounts of data, so distributed that everyone has a mid-century computer in his pocket, and on his desk, pretty much. And these computers give us the ability to talk to anyone around the world. Oh, and to publish our own news and editorials to be read by thousands or millions. And … upend the world.

We started tumbling in the nineties with ecommerce and the internet, and Amazon and and and and–

And we haven’t stopped. Yes, it is completely making over our knowledge institutions, and the way we learn and communicate and–

A lot of things are passing away, some of which we need and will be surprised as they pass and might or might not have a replacement.

The thing is, when the barrel is going over the Falls, it’s difficult to tell what’s going to tumble, and what will move, and what will get broken. Or what will be functional in a weird way when we stop tumbling.

There is no way to know it.

My younger duct tape brother is telling me the responsible adults around him — well, I didn’t talk to the responsible adults around me, okay? — told him going over the Falls would kill him, even in a barrel.

Fortunately societies aren’t just fragile humans, and the barrel is a metaphor. As are the Falls.

The tumbling isn’t though.

There’s a good chance our society will be alive at the end of it — I’m not putting hands in the fire for Europe and I know other societies will break, badly — and functional. But I suspect we wouldn’t fully make sense of it if we were dropped in the middle of it today.

Fortunately, we’ll get there one day at a time, which makes it easier.

Just…. watch out for unstable floorboards (they make noise) and quick sand, and keep moving, stay flexible. I think it’s okay if you make some noise, but do learn out to get out of binds that you find yourself in.

Or in other words, remember everything is going to tumble and change. Big or small, everything is going to change. Everything.

We’re in the barrel. We’re tumbling.

Brace. Stay positive, stay alert, stay ready to shift and survive.

…. Be ready to take the weight when things come crashing down, because a lot of things will. Oh, not — hopefully — civilization, the monetary system, or technology. No. but the institutions, the certifications, the way things are done. The things human live by.

Remember that any of that could go away, and keep an eye on it.

Be nimble enough to see the next thing, to build the next thing. To create the future.

Stay ready. Keep going. If you fall, pick yourself up. If your buddy falls, pick him up.

And keep moving.

Long Ago, It Must be

There is a strange theory upheld by a subset of the nuttubers that time stopped in 1999, just before new year’s and everything since then has been a vivid dream.

Look, it’s not even the weirdest theory in that corner of youtube. And in my defense, I only go to youtube when I’m either trying to research something very specific and can’t find it written out, or when I’m trying to not work because I’m too tired/sick and will screw up whatever it is I’m supposed to be working on. In that state of altered…. alteredness, I’ll end up in a loop where I trip from one thing to another.

And that’s why sometimes I end up listening to persuasive talks about how birds are a plot of the CIA, dinosaurs didn’t go existed, they got interstellar travel and have a multi solar system civilization. Or weirder stuff.

And to be fair the weird idea that we have all been vivid dreaming since 1999 is not the weirdest one even outside youtube. I mean, Phillip K. Dick thought that time had stopped in the first century AD, right after the crucifixion, and we were all living in something like a virtual chamber that disguised this fact. (If I understood him correctly, which I might not have.) I mean, there is a population increase, but that theory would sure explain the NPCs we run into, no?

But when the I heard that thing about time having stopped in 1999 I had a moment of complete and absolute longing.

Oh, to go back to that year. To wake up and find out none of these things had happened, all these years that have treated us so very badly. To find the friends who died and are dearly missed still alive; their future unwritten. To find out we still had all the friends that … you know the ones I say “I remember when he/she was sane.” To be able to write things without having everyone (other than the NYC publishing establishment, of course) dissect its sad little entrails to figure out what message I’m sending and what I’m “trying” to say. (In fiction? Usually nothing. I mean, there’s ideas I’m playing with, but they’re likely not what people are liable to think they are. Like the thing for this upcoming (almost done with the revision, I SWEAR) novel is not “fun with sex roles” it’s “clash of cultures with hard and fast framing that can’t be changed.” If I have a message I want to get out? I write a blog post.) And people won’t run around with their heads on fire saying vicious things about me. Or if they do, they’ll have to do it in person, which takes longer.

Oh, I’m not going to lie to you, and I’m not stupid. Crazy at times, but not stupid. I know the attraction of this erasing of a quarter century includes the fact I’d be under forty and have a lot more energy and ability to do things. And if I remembered a few things I’ve found (like, altitude bad) the next twenty years could have been a lot more productive.

But mostly it was this feeling I’d like to go back to when the world was saner.

but it was that thought of “people wouldn’t say vicious things behind my back about offenses I committed only in their heads” that called me back to sanity.

Yes, they did. And on top of that, they played a game of telephone while doing it. And not only could you get yourself hard cancelled for things that you couldn’t control (because you didn’t know you weren’t supposed to step on THAT square) but it wasn’t public, so people assumed that you were no longer being published because you either didn’t sell, or you had done something heinous. And the heinous things were assumed to be terrible and other people would cancel you without even knowing what it was, just knowing you weren’t in favor. And you couldn’t convince anyone at large that it was going on. People would think you were crazy.

But it went beyond that. You know how I said I miss all the friends I had (so many) of whom I say “I remember when he/she was sane.”

For some it’s true. Some cracked wide particularly these last 5 years. And before that, the seeds of insanity might have been there, but they were more or less functional and sane. (Some for values of sane as pertaining to writers.)

But for the vast majority, we tolerated them. Note it was we tolerated them. We were isolated. There was no blogsphere, no social media. We assumed that we were “extreme” and unacceptable and more importantly alone or in a tiny minority. So we used our inside voices all the time. We kept quiet.

They didn’t. They thought they were not just the majority but the only opinion among the smart people. In fact their opinions were what made them smart. They still think that, but it was more so back then.

So they would announce things apropos nothing, like “Ahah, Reagn sure is stupid.” And you put up with it, because, well, that was normal. That was acceptable behavior.

And provided we stayed quiet, and didn’t call out the Marxist assumptions in their stories, or meekly accept when they (for values of editors) demanded you incorporate Marxism in yours, you were in fact fine, and you could co-exist.

…. And were pushed steadily closer to the point of no return, while they had full coverage from the only press to do what they wanted.

So, even the lockdowns? They could have done them. And got away with them better. The difference is that they’d still be getting away with it, and the rest of us would be wondering just how bad that virus was, not seen through it.

Of course, the likelihood of their doing the lockdowns was low, because they weren’t desperate. It was desperation that forced them to become vicious.

Which means we’d be living in a fool’s paradise. But not really, because we had to “tolerate” them while they controlled everything and we couldn’t fight back because no one believed we were being oppressed and cancelled. We ourselves didn’t believe it. We kept lying to ourselves.

You know what? As badly as the last few years have treated us, as battered and bruised as we feel, and as much as we’d give to go back to our years of innocence, Heinlein was right: Always travel forward.

The past wasn’t as gold as it seems and as scary as the future looks, there’s hope in it.

Always forward. Let’s build a better future.