
Lately and for various reasons I’ve been thinking a lot about Europe.
I’m not here to rag on Europe — mostly because I’ve been told that’s just plain mean — but rather to reflect how very fundamentally different they are from us. Mostly because they are. And the differences infuriate them and worry their “leadership” while we mostly aren’t aware there are any differences, take everything Europe says at face value and sometimes think there’s a lot we should learn from them.
Or believe their opinions of us…
Way back, when the US formed, Europeans were both astonished at the appearance of something that was supposedly formed on the lines that Rome had been founded, and the fact we didn’t implode immediately. They waited for the implosion a long time. Then settled back tow ait for us to become an empire instead. Just.Like.The.Romans.
Partly this was based on USSR propaganda, and their telling people we were decadent just like Rome and would fall just like Rome, and because that was the only form of republic that Europe knew of that lasted more than a minute, give or take. So, of course we were the same.
We are not the same as Rome. Mostly our software in the head is very different. Rome was amazing for its time, but the structures our funding fathers copied were the idealized form of Rome. In practice Rome had more in common with the Soviet Union than with us: a heavily militaristic and rapacious entity that actively sent out colonizing forces and which stripped occupied territories of wealth to reward the populace at home.
We’re far more of a trading people, far less interested in colonizing (Americans are terrible imperialists. All they want to do is go home.) We also innovate and grow enough that we can feed ourselves (and a few other people.)
Stop expecting the US to go Imperial. The problems with Rome before the Empire were not even vaguely correlated to our issues.
Like Rome, we tend to assume Europe is just the same as here. After all, a number of us came from there. Sometimes only a few decades ago.
And apparently even those people who acculturated, never reflect on how very different it is.
Part of what makes visiting Europe so difficult for me — besides the fact that my immune system is apparently made of kleenex and air planes are my mortal enemy; and the fact I live in fear that someone over there is going to read what I wrote here and I’ll run afoul of their anti-free-speech laws — is that it’s like having my face sand papered with the differences on the regular.
Deep conversations on TV over whether more homes should be built with the strong implication this is somehow the government’s business, either through direct financing or regulation. This while I sit there scratching my head, going “If people want the house built and have money to build it–” A Sunday morning panel on whether the nation needs more “kindergarten slots”. (I THINK that was while running through Holland? Maybe? That or Spain. Maybe France. The airports all have TVs) And me going “Or, hear me out, people who want their kid in kindergarten when there are no slots, if the need is that great, get together in a group and finance their own kindergarten.”
And always, always, the pervasive appeal to authority, to an extent that makes even our TV talking heads positively “don’t tread on me.”
You see, it’s not, like here, “We brought in this celebrity we tell you it’s an expert” it’s the underlying current of being sure there is an ultimate expert on something, someone who could tell you, off the top of his head and with absolute certainty that the country needs precisely 234 kindergarten slots, and be RIGHT.
There is a vast space in European programing that’s marked “ruler by divine right” goes here. These days they call that person “expert” or “genius” or a million other words, but what they really mean is “ruler by divine right.”
Sure, we have had more deference to experts than we should for the last 100 years, here on this side of the Atlantic, but if you looked beyond the glossy barrage of coordinated, all pervading media, Americans were never 100% on board with it. Tons of reasons, including the fact that our country is so vast and fractured we’re very deeply aware that local conditions might not at all match what … coff rich men north of Richmond see or think they see. But also the experience of colonizing and taming the continent set a certain skeptical “You and whose team of mules” base character to the country. And frankly a lot of us late imports came here because we like that character.
We are — as the meme goes — not the same. We always think it would be best if we could do it locally. We chafe and grumble under the necessity for any vast centralized mandate. And frankly, the market for such mandates, including the spicy mostly peaceful fire setting and murder might have been financed by the government issuing those mandates, once we track where all the dark federal money was going.
Europe? Europe has a hole where a king should be. They resent us, because they blame us for their having got rid of their kings.
Is it true? Well, kind of, kind of. Except the French revolution, while claiming to imitate us was in fact its very own crazy cakes European thing. And they never got the point of the revolution over here, which was LIMITED government. Instead, they try to stick bigger and bigger centers in their concoctions, and call them “republic” like it’s a magic word.
But the hole remains. Europe crawled up from the mire on the idea of strong tribal leaders and tribal affiliations. The Romans destroyed that, but the Romans passed. And strong tribal leaders (even if countries had to be imagined as being all related) persisted, and came back stronger than ever.
Now even the European countries that are technically monarchies aren’t, really. Instead, they’re supposed to be governed by these slick, fast talking people that even they know are bullshitters.
And they keep falling behind.
There is a “king” shaped hole at the heart of their malaise. To sooth themselves into uneasy sleep they convince themselves that someone somewhere is a secret king. “The best authorities.” “This genius” “This person who knows everything.”
What they get, of course, is more of the slick fast talking people. And they keep getting more and more weasel-like.
It’s not holding very well, mind. Better than here, but not very well. However the poor bastages have no first amendment, and the lights keep going out… And the crowds get more restive.
Yes, it’s going to end in tears over there. Would already have ended in tears if they hadn’t exported everyone with a smidge of initiative, and if they hadn’t stopped reproducing under socialism.
But even the wormiest of worms eventually turns.
However ending in tears is exactly what it will do. In all these centuries, they’ve tried to subvert us, forecast our demised, envied us, and hated our guts when we rescued them and financed their socialist dreams.
What they’ve never done, not even a little bit, is understand why we are who we are, and how we tick. They’d never for a second consider our constitution and our bill of rights.
So, it will end in tears.
Unless we can somehow demonstrate once and for all that we are better and beyond their dreams. Unless we can take a step so obvious, so immense they can’t deny it.
Planting the American flag on Mars would just about do it. Planting the American flag on Mars while, once more, performing a revolutionary cleaning of our government, taking us back to our principles? Outstanding. Planting the American flag on Mars, cleaning our government back to our own principles, and creating excellent culture that explains why our way is better and will always be, and how to follow? Perfect.
How fast do you think we can do that? Because it should be fast.
When being an example to the world you have to go big or go home. Or, in this case, go big AND go to Mars.
Let’s go.









































































































































