In Times Square, in the city where Mayor Mamdani has been hosting Iftar meals while the attendees sat on carpets, a rally was held today where they proclaimed support for the ‘Islamic Republic’.
And does the fact the cadet hasn’t been arrested for possessing a weapon on university grounds mean local PD/DA or even state hasn’t gone off the rails entirely?
Word varies. The FBI was specifically nonspecific, saying only the remaining ROTC class took on the shooter “rendering him ‘no longer alive.’” Some rumors indicate this class exercise was implemented with bare hands, while others indicate there was a stabby item involved in said rendering.
It could still happen. My suspicion is that the state AG would like to do that, but job retention instincts have prevented him from following through so far.
Original statement was ‘stabbed,’ and I would guess that there are at least 30 eye witnesses who will inform everyone it was with the pen or mechanical pencil with which he was taking the test.
Or maybe a Swiss Army Knife, which I think qualifies as a tool even though, if all else fails, I suppose it could be used as a weapon I would hate to have to try it, though, between the rather thin and probably not strong enough blade and the lack of a locking mechanism, it would be an iffy proposition.
Scissors could work too. My generic ones that live in the junk drawer to open bags and cat food pouches are pointy-ish, and if suitably motivated, I’m sure I could get them into a terrorist far enough to ruin his/her day.
Dear Editor/Station Manager, You permitted the publication of an article that began, “A Federal Judge today ruled that…”
When your revision: “Federal Judge $FirstName $MI $LastName, appointed in $Year by President $PresName, today ruled that…” has had more views than your original version, THEN I will turn off your shock collar.
Tool or no tool, the ER at the local hospital asks, and if you admit to having a knife (I was feeling awful and too sick to lie), it goes to security for the duration. Annoying, but I had a short stint as ambulance crew, and saw security sprinting to a treatment room that day, so I can understand.
I did get the knife back when the festivities were done.
One could do a fair amount of damage with a 3″ knife.
Long ago I saw a movie about a hijacking where the passengers finally found their cojones and overpowered the terrorists. Somebody predicted what would happen: they’d have a huge expensive trial, be sentenced to a few years in prison, all their terrorist buddies would commit further atrocities demanding that they be freed, and the chickenshit government would cave.
At the end of the movie, the plane is on final approach and the camera pans forward along an aisle, showing passengers in their seats with expressions of stress and trauma, then a pair of feet dangling a few inches above the floor, swaying gently with the plane’s motion. Then another pair of feet, and another… 😊
The State AG is apparently a Dem, and iirc made some noises that lead me to suspect that the only reason why the AG hasn’t had him arrested is due to the massive public furor that would erupt if that happened.
The state government still blamed lack of gun control for what happened, as usual.
SCHOOL BUS FULL OF ROWDY TEENAGERS INVADES HELL, DEMONS HOPELESSLY CONFUSED
Back in the late 90’s a guy showed me an old picture of his wife — a little girl wearing a Star Wars T-shirt. I was like, holy shit, practically a baby when Star Wars came out, now married with a kid that age.
I’ll have you know, the Greta Thunberg is made out of recycled cardboard!
OK, the gallows look fine, but where are the guillotine plans? 😁
Hah! Any self-respecting redneck can grind a piece of scrap steel into a guillotine blade, or forge one in the garage. Guillotines are better. The French never got any complaints!
Yes, this is my mood lately. But then I remember that Canada is a fricking sleeper cell. Yes, the whole thing.
Premiere #BlubberDouggie got all hot under the collar on TV yesterday and DEMANDED(with yelling!) an injunction blocking the Al Quds Day parade/terrorist showcase in Toronto this weekend. Conveniently too late to actually -get- an injunction, be it noted, so the farce will go forward and we will have terrorist flags of nations and organizations we are actively at war with being waved on University Avenue in front of provincial parliament. (And stuff will no doubt be thrown at the American embassy during a time of trade negotiations which is totally not a big deal or anything.)
But #Douggie ‘stood up for Canadians!!!’ so it’s all good. Or something. >:(
In other news, Ottawa says Canadian Forces in Kuwait getting shot at by Iran was no big deal, just a misunderstanding, the mullahs didn’t really mean it, and kumbaya and stuff.
“Can’t we all just get along?” [from the collected sayings of St. Rodney]
Given that Ponder is the owner of the Final Girl blog, and has been for over 20 years, I’d say her focus is on horror films rather than British mysteries.
Sounds right. I’m not much into horror movies, so not familiar with Ponder’s work.
If a Midsomer count got done, it would likely be quirky. Perhaps a writer from the show would do it. Maybe. [Category: Coffee table books destined to be on the remainder shelf.]
My research skills aren’t good, I have real problems when it comes to systemically organizing and writing about what I have found.
I have actually been working on the self-regulation, and have made progress.
re: starvation, I’ve been wondering if I am an extrovert, but no, that seems to be one of the stupider things I’ve made progress in convincing myself of. (Editor: Actually Bob, you are underestimating your other stupidities.)
Garage man room shows evidence of female influence. History class meme is not my exact experience, but might the closest succinct summary.
I stopped wanting to be a great man who did great things years ago. My ambitions these days can potentially be accomplished in ordinary circumstances, and do not require me to place highly competing with others. My major life goals don’t have much to do with waging really cool wars on the awful governments of other nations.
My Mom once told of reading a novel about a little girl growing up during the American Revolution and wishing she could live in such exciting historic times. As near as I can tell she would have read this book when she was ten years old in the summer of 1939.
I’ve been asked if I’d ever thought about the Oregon Trail west that great-great-grandfather was on with his family.
Answer: Yes
Did I ever wish I was part of it?
Answer: Hell, No. They walked that distance. Every single day. Day after day. For months. With the same *view, day after day. Seriously. Until one hits the Columbia, the high desert prairie is the same, mile after mile. Not like they went north through Tetons, or Yellowstone, or south through Colorado Rockies and Utah. Even the alternative trail that avoids the Columbia River rafting, doesn’t take on mountains until Cascades.
(*) Drive it. FWIW — Not somewhere one wants to go bare foot either.
Actually. There were rules for that. Be ready before a certain time. Lined up ready to go. Who got done first, got in line first. Kept you out of the dust, the further ahead in line. Also get a sense that there was more than one line through stretches, because there could be. Plus the wagon trails weren’t established. Route was. Actual trail, no. Which also meant the train was early enough that no one was lost, unlike later emigrants on the trail paved with graves (alternative for Oregon Trail), until on the Columbia River.
If you’ve ever driven I-84 across Idaho, eastern Wyoming or Montana, you know what I mean. The prairies are not flat, exactly. But they are the same, mile after mile. There would be challenges in some of the dips, that modern freeways and road remove. Not counting unavailability of locations of where the Snake River is way, way, down in the Canyon (um, Twin Falls, ID).
A guy I knew who spent some time in Ohio told me that the most popular post card at the local gift shop near where he was staying was the scenery, but with a mountain photoshopped into the otherwise completely flat horizon.
My local (LA County) grocery store has had a couple of aisles walled off (transparent walls assembled around the aisles, with only one way in or out) for a while now. The contents are things like shampoo, razors, toothpaste, etc…, and anything in that area is supposed to be paid for *before* you leave that area and go to the rest of the store. There’s a cashier and register (not self-service) at the entrance/exit. It’s a measure that’s been popping up in various places to help reduce shoplifting. A month or two ago, the walls disappeared, and I figured that the powers that be had decided it was no longer necessary.
Today, I discovered that was not correct. They’ve put the walls back up again, but now it’s *four* aisles that are sequestered from the rest of the store. All of it is household items.
Going to the dressing up the buffalo as a missionary, how far down the totem pole does one have to be to draw the duty of putting the clothes on the buffalo or do they anesthetize the buffalo?
I remember reading somewhere of a historian who used barley production numbers in Northwest Europe in the middle ages to calculate that Europeans in those times drank up to five liters of beer per person per day. Most of it would have been 1-2% abv, but I wonder if fetal alcohol syndrome is an unappreciated cause of historical weirdness?
I grew up around FAS kids. They liked attacking me. Often physically.
It is completely known that the “one drink can cause it” thing is a lie.
Diagnosable FAS, their mom was pickled. Before, during, and after.
And no, none of the so-called “researchers” would manage this.
For a contrast, I know a family where they have 6 kids, and the only one who isn’t a practicing doctorate had a brain tumor at age 3. She has the danger-sense of an orange tabby, but isn’t stupid.
Their mother had roughly three shots at 3:45 pm every day from age 24 to her death, because that was the family ritual.
I have also had to council ladies through “no, don’t murder your kid just in case” because they found out that vanilla extract has alcohol in it, as well as “no, canned tuna won’t mercury poison your child.”
Because internet randos are sooo much more reliable than actual scientists.
Unfortunately, we’ve been bombarded with so much government ‘Science!’ that the randos might actually be more reliable. Most randos, at least, don’t deliberately lie. ☹️
For what it’s worth, most of the misinformation is from scientists. Notably bad, even for science-by-press-release.
Just, well meaning ones…who think they’re saving everyone.
Grandly shortening stuff again, the studies on FAS?
They were interviews.
They asked life-long alcoholics, many of whom had been drunk since they were barely teens being systematically raped, if they had ‘a drink’ while pregnant.
And completely ignored the social pressure contamination where you ruled out your daily martini. Because that’s not drinking.
I grew up knowing the children of alcoholics, who were as normal as upper middle class I have no idea on their intake folks’ kids.
But they weren’t “I am attempting to blot out that my life is only abuse” level alcoholics.
The third meme should have ended in “self-regulatory…. ooh, shiny!” :P
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Okay, second week in a row that I had to stop on the first one, print it, and post it.
I should rethink the office renovation – might as well just put corkboard up on ALL the walls.
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Speaking of NYC terrorists, does anyone else see this as a perfect example of “publicly renounced citizenship”, or is it just me?
https://twitchy.com/justmindy/2026/03/13/times-square-protest-support-islamic-republic-n2426019
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A2 says brrrrrrrrrp. Cheaper and more fun than deporting
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But can the LT find 6/6 points on the Fort Benning land navigation course with a compass and a map?
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And does the fact the cadet hasn’t been arrested for possessing a weapon on university grounds mean local PD/DA or even state hasn’t gone off the rails entirely?
(yeah, yeah, I know, ROTC exceptions.)
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My understanding was that it was a bare jands job. Is there actual information anywhere? I’ve seen both.
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No, I haven’t really heard of weapons really or lack either.
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Word varies. The FBI was specifically nonspecific, saying only the remaining ROTC class took on the shooter “rendering him ‘no longer alive.’” Some rumors indicate this class exercise was implemented with bare hands, while others indicate there was a stabby item involved in said rendering.
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In Canada that dude would be in jail right now. Un-aliving an armed terrorist in mid-terror? That’s like ten years here.
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It could still happen. My suspicion is that the state AG would like to do that, but job retention instincts have prevented him from following through so far.
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The Reader, who lives in the Commonwealth, believes that the Norfolk Commonwealth Attorney (DA in any other state) is waiting for the buzz to die away before bringing charges. In case anyone is wondering, this was his take on the act of terrorism. https://www.foxnews.com/politics/soros-backed-da-sparks-backlash-after-blaming-old-dominion-on-pro-gun-lawmakers-f-right-off
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I am happy to live in a (relatively) sane part of Oregon, where the DA wouldn’t dream of putting out such Bovine Manure.
300 miles to Portland, and it’s still too close.
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Original statement was ‘stabbed,’ and I would guess that there are at least 30 eye witnesses who will inform everyone it was with the pen or mechanical pencil with which he was taking the test.
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Or maybe a Swiss Army Knife, which I think qualifies as a tool even though, if all else fails, I suppose it could be used as a weapon I would hate to have to try it, though, between the rather thin and probably not strong enough blade and the lack of a locking mechanism, it would be an iffy proposition.
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Pointy things are like real estate:
“Location, location, location!”
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Scissors could work too. My generic ones that live in the junk drawer to open bags and cat food pouches are pointy-ish, and if suitably motivated, I’m sure I could get them into a terrorist far enough to ruin his/her day.
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Longed-for meme:
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Note to self: next time you want to post a standalone, clear the cache, clear the cookies, reinstall the OS…
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With WP(DE) you also have to sacrifice a goat.
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In Iran, the goat sacrifices you.
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A duck may suffice, if you use enough duck tape.
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A swiss army knife is terrible for stabbing, but if you keep it sharp it has at least some self defense utility.
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Tool or no tool, the ER at the local hospital asks, and if you admit to having a knife (I was feeling awful and too sick to lie), it goes to security for the duration. Annoying, but I had a short stint as ambulance crew, and saw security sprinting to a treatment room that day, so I can understand.
I did get the knife back when the festivities were done.
One could do a fair amount of damage with a 3″ knife.
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Reminder that the 9/11 hijackers used box cutters.
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That was just because we were told over and over and over “Cooperate with the nice terrorists so nobody gets hurt!”
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While true, they’re razor sharp. If they slice a major vein or artery, the victim could easily bleed to death.
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Long ago I saw a movie about a hijacking where the passengers finally found their cojones and overpowered the terrorists. Somebody predicted what would happen: they’d have a huge expensive trial, be sentenced to a few years in prison, all their terrorist buddies would commit further atrocities demanding that they be freed, and the chickenshit government would cave.
At the end of the movie, the plane is on final approach and the camera pans forward along an aisle, showing passengers in their seats with expressions of stress and trauma, then a pair of feet dangling a few inches above the floor, swaying gently with the plane’s motion. Then another pair of feet, and another… 😊
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Unless for a dress uniform ceremonial sword, I doubt there’s any “stabby item” ROTC campus exception…
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The State AG is apparently a Dem, and iirc made some noises that lead me to suspect that the only reason why the AG hasn’t had him arrested is due to the massive public furor that would erupt if that happened.
The state government still blamed lack of gun control for what happened, as usual.
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People still learn to use a compass and map? That’s good to hear.
Yes, I can use those, but then again I was a boy scout in 1970, that could have something to do with it. :-)
Do ROTC cadets qualify for medals? This one should, obviously.
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They dropped orienteering from the PE curriculum at my alma mater, so probably not.
ALSO:
”While authorities confirmed the suspect was not shot, the specific physical methods used to subdue him have not been fully detailed by law enforcement” from an AI article on WAVY’s website (https://www.wavy.com/news/local-news/old-dominion-university-issues-active-threat-at-constant-hall/).
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SCHOOL BUS FULL OF ROWDY TEENAGERS INVADES HELL, DEMONS HOPELESSLY CONFUSED
Back in the late 90’s a guy showed me an old picture of his wife — a little girl wearing a Star Wars T-shirt. I was like, holy shit, practically a baby when Star Wars came out, now married with a kid that age.
I’ll have you know, the Greta Thunberg is made out of recycled cardboard!
OK, the gallows look fine, but where are the guillotine plans? 😁
Ayatollah Pinata! 🤣
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Have you priced steel lately?
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Hah! Any self-respecting redneck can grind a piece of scrap steel into a guillotine blade, or forge one in the garage. Guillotines are better. The French never got any complaints!
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A while back I saw another “Magic School Bus goes to H*ll” meme that had the teacher armoring up as Doomguy (complete with shotgun).
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Need more coffee. ☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕
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Seconded. My poor brain… ~:(
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Have coffee on my behalf, ye blessed ones what can still enjoy it.
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SFBS!
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“Activate the sleeper cells!”
Yes, this is my mood lately. But then I remember that Canada is a fricking sleeper cell. Yes, the whole thing.
Premiere #BlubberDouggie got all hot under the collar on TV yesterday and DEMANDED (with yelling!) an injunction blocking the Al Quds Day parade/terrorist showcase in Toronto this weekend. Conveniently too late to actually -get- an injunction, be it noted, so the farce will go forward and we will have terrorist flags of nations and organizations we are actively at war with being waved on University Avenue in front of provincial parliament. (And stuff will no doubt be thrown at the American embassy during a time of trade negotiations which is totally not a big deal or anything.)
But #Douggie ‘stood up for Canadians!!!’ so it’s all good. Or something. >:(
In other news, Ottawa says Canadian Forces in Kuwait getting shot at by Iran was no big deal, just a misunderstanding, the mullahs didn’t really mean it, and kumbaya and stuff.
“Can’t we all just get along?” [from the collected sayings of St. Rodney]
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Just a note, since I’m the one who gave her the meme:
The “Casual Friday the 13th” meme is art by the great Stacie Ponder, and she did an indie book almost a decade ago, Death Count: All the Deaths in the Friday the 13th Film Series, Illustrated.
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I’d love to see a compilation of death counts in the Midsomer Murders show.
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Given that Ponder is the owner of the Final Girl blog, and has been for over 20 years, I’d say her focus is on horror films rather than British mysteries.
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Sounds right. I’m not much into horror movies, so not familiar with Ponder’s work.
If a Midsomer count got done, it would likely be quirky. Perhaps a writer from the show would do it. Maybe. [Category: Coffee table books destined to be on the remainder shelf.]
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Which Barnaby solved this murder? Now that would be a funny table book. Only about ten more Barnaby’s to go and they catch up with Dr. Who…
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There’ll be a few more seasons before Betty Barnaby is ready for the force, but…
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My research skills aren’t good, I have real problems when it comes to systemically organizing and writing about what I have found.
I have actually been working on the self-regulation, and have made progress.
re: starvation, I’ve been wondering if I am an extrovert, but no, that seems to be one of the stupider things I’ve made progress in convincing myself of. (Editor: Actually Bob, you are underestimating your other stupidities.)
Garage man room shows evidence of female influence. History class meme is not my exact experience, but might the closest succinct summary.
I stopped wanting to be a great man who did great things years ago. My ambitions these days can potentially be accomplished in ordinary circumstances, and do not require me to place highly competing with others. My major life goals don’t have much to do with waging really cool wars on the awful governments of other nations.
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I am generally happy just waking up, then of course I try to spoil it all by moving.
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A couple of memes about living in eventful times.
My Mom once told of reading a novel about a little girl growing up during the American Revolution and wishing she could live in such exciting historic times. As near as I can tell she would have read this book when she was ten years old in the summer of 1939.
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I’ve been asked if I’d ever thought about the Oregon Trail west that great-great-grandfather was on with his family.
Answer: Yes
Did I ever wish I was part of it?
Answer: Hell, No. They walked that distance. Every single day. Day after day. For months. With the same *view, day after day. Seriously. Until one hits the Columbia, the high desert prairie is the same, mile after mile. Not like they went north through Tetons, or Yellowstone, or south through Colorado Rockies and Utah. Even the alternative trail that avoids the Columbia River rafting, doesn’t take on mountains until Cascades.
(*) Drive it. FWIW — Not somewhere one wants to go bare foot either.
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The view? As in, “If you’re not the lead dog, the view never changes”? 😁
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Actually. There were rules for that. Be ready before a certain time. Lined up ready to go. Who got done first, got in line first. Kept you out of the dust, the further ahead in line. Also get a sense that there was more than one line through stretches, because there could be. Plus the wagon trails weren’t established. Route was. Actual trail, no. Which also meant the train was early enough that no one was lost, unlike later emigrants on the trail paved with graves (alternative for Oregon Trail), until on the Columbia River.
If you’ve ever driven I-84 across Idaho, eastern Wyoming or Montana, you know what I mean. The prairies are not flat, exactly. But they are the same, mile after mile. There would be challenges in some of the dips, that modern freeways and road remove. Not counting unavailability of locations of where the Snake River is way, way, down in the Canyon (um, Twin Falls, ID).
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A guy I knew who spent some time in Ohio told me that the most popular post card at the local gift shop near where he was staying was the scenery, but with a mountain photoshopped into the otherwise completely flat horizon.
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My local (LA County) grocery store has had a couple of aisles walled off (transparent walls assembled around the aisles, with only one way in or out) for a while now. The contents are things like shampoo, razors, toothpaste, etc…, and anything in that area is supposed to be paid for *before* you leave that area and go to the rest of the store. There’s a cashier and register (not self-service) at the entrance/exit. It’s a measure that’s been popping up in various places to help reduce shoplifting. A month or two ago, the walls disappeared, and I figured that the powers that be had decided it was no longer necessary.
Today, I discovered that was not correct. They’ve put the walls back up again, but now it’s *four* aisles that are sequestered from the rest of the store. All of it is household items.
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Going to the dressing up the buffalo as a missionary, how far down the totem pole does one have to be to draw the duty of putting the clothes on the buffalo or do they anesthetize the buffalo?
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Okay, but it really was supposed to be space travel.
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Internet connection says it all….
And the alligators get lunch!
Starship indeed. Are allergens the Borg?
Those club rules are surprisingly practical!
My deepest fantasy, indeed….
Yep. Guys would do that.
It was supposed to be space travel!
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Re: “wine for breakfast”
I remember reading somewhere of a historian who used barley production numbers in Northwest Europe in the middle ages to calculate that Europeans in those times drank up to five liters of beer per person per day. Most of it would have been 1-2% abv, but I wonder if fetal alcohol syndrome is an unappreciated cause of historical weirdness?
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….have you ever been around folks with FAS?
Long term?
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As concisely as I can manage:
As a kid, we were next to the rez.
I grew up around FAS kids. They liked attacking me. Often physically.
It is completely known that the “one drink can cause it” thing is a lie.
Diagnosable FAS, their mom was pickled. Before, during, and after.
And no, none of the so-called “researchers” would manage this.
For a contrast, I know a family where they have 6 kids, and the only one who isn’t a practicing doctorate had a brain tumor at age 3. She has the danger-sense of an orange tabby, but isn’t stupid.
Their mother had roughly three shots at 3:45 pm every day from age 24 to her death, because that was the family ritual.
I have also had to council ladies through “no, don’t murder your kid just in case” because they found out that vanilla extract has alcohol in it, as well as “no, canned tuna won’t mercury poison your child.”
Basic science education has been poisoned.
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Because internet randos are sooo much more reliable than actual scientists.
Unfortunately, we’ve been bombarded with so much government ‘Science!’ that the randos might actually be more reliable. Most randos, at least, don’t deliberately lie. ☹️
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:shoves glasses up nose:
For what it’s worth, most of the misinformation is from scientists. Notably bad, even for science-by-press-release.
Just, well meaning ones…who think they’re saving everyone.
Grandly shortening stuff again, the studies on FAS?
They were interviews.
They asked life-long alcoholics, many of whom had been drunk since they were barely teens being systematically raped, if they had ‘a drink’ while pregnant.
And completely ignored the social pressure contamination where you ruled out your daily martini. Because that’s not drinking.
I grew up knowing the children of alcoholics, who were as normal as upper middle class I have no idea on their intake folks’ kids.
But they weren’t “I am attempting to blot out that my life is only abuse” level alcoholics.
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I was agreeing with your last sentence, and expanding it to ‘public scientific guidelines have been poisoned too’.
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