I think the March entry on the FAFO calendar is going to be Miguel Díaz-Canel, president and first secretary of Cuba. I had to look up who that was, because I had no idea who the current head of the Cuban mob, er, government was. I thought it was still one of the Castro family, but I guess Trudeau in Canada is the last of the political Castros.
Apparently they are having trouble sorting out who is going to be the government, what it will do, and who will be the next Fearless, er, Supreme Leader.
Popcorn? We have kettle, plain, real butter, caramel, white cheddar, and plain with salt.
Iran’s “President” apologizing to their Iran-attacked neighboring countries but admitting there is no functioning chain of command so he can’t do anything about it, with more attacks launched later that same day, is the best “yeah, that’s my title, but it’s not real” thing I have seen.
Close second is the place where Great Britain used to be getting “incandescent” phone calls from their gulf-state “allies” regarding their proudly announced failure to help defend anything anywhere.
Excellent post. Several here I have not seen and will save.
But, can someone explain Wok San to me?
Also the one about a double positive making a negative, the japanese have an expression that translates to “yes, this is so” and means “no, and don’t ever bring this up again.”
Might have chuckled a bit regarding that beloved building with IRS stenciled on it. (We might have filed Federal Taxes electronically last night. State mailed Monday.)
I saw blood crow queen ice crown fire bone true academy magic glass shade kingdom world shadow song sun ember secret legend star raven thief open for Whitesnake in 1987.
The lounging cat with memes and coffee, and the smiling cat with the meme waffle. Oh, yeah, especially after this past week (end of a major admin thing, so everyone has to have all paperwork in, while half the people are also out of pocket for various reasons. )
The one with the Persian king took a second. His armor looked almost Roman until I adjusted my glasses.
“I was using ChatGPT for legal advice and it decided to completely hallucinate some preposterous nonsense about how growing wheat to use on my own farm somehow constitutes interstate commerce:”
According To Hoyt 
That last one! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Of course noone rational would put pi on a door. It’s an irrational number!
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But a Yogi certainly would, after all it’s transcendental!
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Made Dan chortle so it went in.
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Made other Dan do so, as well. I would totally do that. Because it’s flippin’ hilarious!
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Re “IDI announcement” — awesome! Ditto the Hegseth quote, I’m saving that one.
On the UN running out of money, I think the standard reply fits there “don’t threaten me with a good time”.
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Promises, promises….
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UN: “We’re out of money.”
Me: “Say it again.”
UN: “But you just heard me say it.”
Me: “Yes, but it gets funnier the more you say it.”
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THIS THIS THIS THIS.
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I think the March entry on the FAFO calendar is going to be Miguel Díaz-Canel, president and first secretary of Cuba. I had to look up who that was, because I had no idea who the current head of the Cuban mob, er, government was. I thought it was still one of the Castro family, but I guess Trudeau in Canada is the last of the political Castros.
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I hope Cuba wins the “51st State” lottery (as it should) so we don’t lose all those great Cuban Republicans in Florida, Texas, etc.
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Castro (v. Castrar, to castrate): 1st person, present tense.
I castrate, as in “Señor Fidel, what are you planning for Cuba?”
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NO. Castro is a fortified village in the mountains. it’s a Portuguese surname too.
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Castro (v. Castrar, to castrate): 1st person, present tense.
I castrate, as in “Señor Fidel, what are you planning for Cuba?”
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Never shop on a full stomach, or your body won’t tell you what you really, really need.
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Going shopping while hungry is one of the great blunders like starting a land war in Asia.
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“Where the hell are the Mallomars?”.
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Socialism always works until you run out of other peoples money.
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Apparently they are having trouble sorting out who is going to be the government, what it will do, and who will be the next Fearless, er, Supreme Leader.
Popcorn? We have kettle, plain, real butter, caramel, white cheddar, and plain with salt.
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Iran’s “President” apologizing to their Iran-attacked neighboring countries but admitting there is no functioning chain of command so he can’t do anything about it, with more attacks launched later that same day, is the best “yeah, that’s my title, but it’s not real” thing I have seen.
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Close second is the place where Great Britain used to be getting “incandescent” phone calls from their gulf-state “allies” regarding their proudly announced failure to help defend anything anywhere.
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Excellent post. Several here I have not seen and will save.
But, can someone explain Wok San to me?
Also the one about a double positive making a negative, the japanese have an expression that translates to “yes, this is so” and means “no, and don’t ever bring this up again.”
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Think of the song “Roxanne” by The Police.
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Should have been:
“You Don’t Have To Put On The Wed Light”.
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Ah, so I DID get it. I just thought that was dumb.
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Yes. But it made husband laugh, so….
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You never heard the song Roxanne, as in ‘Roxanne, you don’t have to put on the red light’?
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But if you imagined “Roxanne” as sung by Elmer Fudd, it all fits. If you didn’t want to imagine that, and are now stuck with it, sorry-not-sorry!
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song. Wok San, (Roxanne) you Don’t Have to put on the red Light.
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Might have chuckled a bit regarding that beloved building with IRS stenciled on it. (We might have filed Federal Taxes electronically last night. State mailed Monday.)
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I saw blood crow queen ice crown fire bone true academy magic glass shade kingdom world shadow song sun ember secret legend star raven thief open for Whitesnake in 1987.
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Posted without (much) comment. His Orangeness watched this with great interest, though.
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I just like watching their tails wag!
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Oh dear. I’m now following these guys.
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The lounging cat with memes and coffee, and the smiling cat with the meme waffle. Oh, yeah, especially after this past week (end of a major admin thing, so everyone has to have all paperwork in, while half the people are also out of pocket for various reasons. )
The one with the Persian king took a second. His armor looked almost Roman until I adjusted my glasses.
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SFBS!
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https://x.com/ChrisExpTheNews/status/2030308609746145323
“I was using ChatGPT for legal advice and it decided to completely hallucinate some preposterous nonsense about how growing wheat to use on my own farm somehow constitutes interstate commerce:”
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Unfortunately, I believe that there are Court Cases (including Supreme Court cases) that support that garbage.
IE The Commerce Clause has been inflated to cover actions within a State.
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If it assumes you would otherwise have bought wheat from another state… 🤔
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You know, when I was young, the Pedro Pascal one could have ended right after “dating a man”.
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Murder is wrong. But tempting….
Universal translator FTW.
The yarn snarls back!
IRS building. *SNRK*
We can’t bomb LA? Shucks….
Well, yes. There’s photographic evidence, if debatable, for Bigfoot.
Yes. We have been waiting. We’re ready. Can’t be worse than the job market!
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