Memes We Waited 42 Years For

Posted on by Sarah A. Hoyt

First, a request to President Trump:

Sir, may I humbly request you stop doing awesome stuff on Saturday. This humble meme gatherer would like her afternoons off. Thank you for your attention to this matter — SAH.

To the people belly aching about war with Iran: BITCHES, I watched our country be humiliated by the taking of hostages. My 12 th grade class song was “And I Ran, I ran so far away” and no, it wasn’t talking about aerobics. We’ve watched Iran finance destruction against the US and Israel and taunt our presidents. We watched them arguably interfere with our elections for decades.
Yeah, we bombed the evil oppressive regime of Iran. Don’t like it? Go cry SOMEWHERE ELSE. Your crocodile tears give me a rash.

64 thoughts on “Memes We Waited 42 Years For”

  3. Speaking as a prior service infantryman…

    (very loud and long blood curdling primal scream)

    Its about dang time we settled that account. Hooah! Bravo Mister President. Bravo.

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    1. And the fact that such thinking is necessary should tell us where we are as a united country.

      We’ve refused to deal with our 5th column. We continue to pay a price for that.

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  6. FA,FO. Magnificent. I hope that the Persians can decide to have a reasonable government now.

    They might even be able to change their national philosophy to Zoroastrianism and escape the Islamic death cult.

    Not expecting that, just hoping.

    My expectations are for an existential war to the knife against the Islamics for the next hundred years.

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    1. Mr Sage, Islam has been at war with everyone since it was founded. 1400 years. I never expect that to end until Islam does, because you can’t make peace with a religion that classifies all non-believers as the House of War.

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  7. FA,FO. Magnificent. I hope that the Persians can decide to have a reasonable government now.

    They might even be able to change their national philosophy to Zoroastrianism and escape the Islamic death cult.

    Not expecting that, just hoping.

    My expectations are for an existential war to the knife against the Islamics for the next hundred years.

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    1. “My expectations are for an existential war to the knife against the Islamics for the next hundred years.”

      You know, I think that’s probably not true. Iran was a modern nation in the 1970s. Mini skirts, long hair, rock and roll clubs. So was Afghanistan. So was Lebanon, Syria, Iraq, etc.

      And the end of all that came SO FAST that looking back it has to have been a put-up job. Bought and paid for, as they say. And the Soviet Union fell in the 1990s, but the #FakeIslam remains, so what’s up with that?

      I strongly believe that we in the West, meaning Australia, Britain, Canada, Europe, USA etc. are actually paying for all this through the NGO network. USAID.

      And when we all stop paying for it, it will cease. No war required.

      Why do I think this? Well, for one thing, the utter lack of grass-roots demonstrations against Trump this weekend in places like Toronto and London and Sidney. If there were a big base of support for #Islam among the #moose limb immigrant community, they’d have been out burning cars last night. But they’re not.

      They only do this sh1t when they get paid. Stop paying them, they stop doing it.

      The next war is against the NGOs. Yes that’s right bitchez, we can see you.

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      1. It’s always been an 80/20 thing, I believe but cannot confirm. Fake consensus, facsimiles instead of facts, and force majeure. A vile concoction of the kind of tribalism that follows that cult like a bad smell with cribbed notes from other oppressive tyrants (are there any other kinds?) and, of course, filthy lucre filtered through dozens of sticky fingers,

        Cheating and chicanery, anything for the cause. They lie as easily as they breathe. They prevaricate and pivot with dizzying dexterity when something walks in that casts shade on the narrative of the day.

        Of course it comes from our money. There’s not enough of everybody else’s. Capitalism, even the bastardized form we practice, is almost absurdly affluent compared to literally anything else. We produce with efficiency that puzzles and confounds those poorly educated idiots that put their faith in Socialism, Marxism, Communism, and other such confused heresies of simple greed and feudalism painted over tribal culture.

        The more we squeeze off the parasitical tap, the less effective they become in the world at large. All it took were a few men with the balls to actually nut up and start actually doing instead of talking about it in front of tv cameras.

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      2. There’s a joke about we totally have an existential war to fight with the universities.

        I actually don’t think that such is true.

        Which is surprising given what foci my basic belligerence has had for about ten years or so.

        Look, if the current scholars and ‘scholars’ wanted to spend their timing saying that we should exterminate the colonialist Americans, well, that is less lucrative than the real money makers in research. Even so, a lot of specialists in other things like their specialties, and do not like the crazy Jew hating, and stuff.

        How mercenary are they, are they potentially sane people willing to turn on the crazies? Not yet fully known.

        Anyway, I don’t think the ‘enemy camp’ is fully enemy.

        I also see a bunch of remedies that don’t depend on their cooperation, and some of those do not alienate the normies and the chowderheads.

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        1. “Anyway, I don’t think the ‘enemy camp’ is fully enemy.”

          Don’t think I’m quite as generous as you, Bob. If they’ll attack me for the right amount of money, I can’t really sit at the table with them. They’re still my enemy, even though they’re only in it for the cash. Mercenaries, right? We don’t like them.

          But I do think that if the money dries up that most of this goes away overnight. Follow those money chains, toss a few high-profile rich guys in jail for fomenting insurrection, and the whole thing shrivels up and dies off.

          Leaving only the truly committed freak jobs to deal with, but they are few in number and have no real influence when the money’s gone. It’s a free country for sure, but the Ivory Tower’s freedom to wildly swing their arms ends where my nose begins. Let them deal with some nice bankruptcies, see how they like that.

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          1. With ya on the mercs. Thing is, there’s a bunch of useless tools, wither thou goest, and normies still stuck in unpleasant circumstances within the enemy camp. Drain their funds and expose the leadership. Make it unprofitable and watch the rats flee the sinking ship.

            Any that can defect, well, now’s the time. Water’s cleaner, the air smells better, and there’s jobs that pay actual money rather than promises over here. The acculturation process is a stone bitch, but worth it. For those stuck, though? Prayers, brothers and sisters.

            Only thing we can do is keep on keepin’ on, our own selves. Keep a weather eye out and help our neighbors as we can. That’s just good sense.

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  8. Listened to NPR on my way to Vespers tonight (I know). Commentator was saying how Trump was betraying his doctrine of not getting American troops involved in long foreign wars. I was laughing so hard I almost couldn’t reach to change the station. These people are utter imbeciles. Their SATs must be under 960.

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    1. Yeah, we’re also hearing that from MTG, Massie, etc.

      What these people don’t seem to realize is that MAGAs like me voted against endless exercises in nation building. My chief complaint about the way we handled Iraq was that we didn’t do something like this in 1991.

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        1. 1979 was Iran, not Iraq, but yes, a similar principle should have applied.

          The problem is that we had neither the leadership, nor the military machine, nor the tech for this kind of op. By 1983, and the Beirut bombing? Then we might have done it.

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  13. A season of changes it has been. And looks to be not finished yet, either.

    There’s a murthering lot of folks over there that were involved in the general horribleness, not just the top dude in the funny dress. And many, many more with friends and family that were disappeared by the former peoples.

    I do hope the sane ones prevail. For the sake of all the Persians that have suffered, I hope that they look to the future with clear eyes and steady hearts. May they be a friend to us, and we to them.

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    1. I don’t know if there are any truly sane ones left. I just hope that whoever comes out on top is capable of becoming sane with a bit of time to heal.

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      2. The comments by the Iranian deputy foreign minister were interesting. All-out war from Iran? If they have sleeper cells in the US, they seem to be sleeping in (prays for a long sleep for them), but otherwise, it’s the Monty Python Black Knight in real life.

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    2. “There’s a murthering lot of folks over there that were involved in the general horribleness…”

      I’m thinking it is not a good day to be a member of the Republican Guard. All the punks that were running and hiding on Friday are out on Sunday with a bat, looking for you.

      One need only look back to Germany in the 1990s. The Stazi were all quietly dealt with, somehow, and I don’t recall what was actually done with them. No doubt a lot of them met their former victims and families for a short chat.

      One of those “justice vs. vengeance” things. I’m not smart enough to know the right way, but I will note that hunting them down is a pretty normal Human reaction, and therefore probably not the worst idea.

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      1. Ach, much as I’d prefer proper legal and documented cases, with gallows gibbet prominently displayed outside the court windows, realistically I cannot disagree. There has been blood, and there will be.

        But, at some point, it must come to an end. The foundations of a nation must be strong enough to weather harsher winds. May the strength of the Persian people bear out in the coming days.

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  14. Thr Islamic Revolutionary Guard commander is a now a Brogadier General. That implies that all the officers senior to him are gone. Given how too heavy with generals the IRGC was before yesterday, that says a lot. Recently, the attacks seem to have shifted to the HQ of the foreign mercenaries Iran brought in, which is telling I think. The regimes response seems to show a breakdown in command since their just flailing about all over the place.

    Iran has been trying to get their F4’s and 5’s into the air with little success, mostly blown up on the ground. The F22 guys must be waiting, I’m of mixed mind about Irans F14’s. I’d rather not see them blown up on the ground, they deserve better than that, but I suppose they’ll have to go. I suspect the Iran AF guys aren’t in any hurry to die for the IRGC.

    God! I hope this works out for them and for everyone else,

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    1. Apparently EVERYONE got to play in the Iranian Shooting Gallery. I’ve seen reports that there was at least one submarine attack, marking the first time (if a US sub; Israel has some too) that a US sub has engaged with torpedoes officially since August 1945, and unofficially since the Korean War.

      They’ve launched missiles, but nothing else.

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      1. Iran seems to have sunk a tanker. ONe of their shadow fleet. They’re sinking their own stuff. It doesn’t seem anyone’s in charge.

        They think they got Ahmadinejad. Taking care of all the family business.

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          1. so say they all. It’s gotta be hellish for them. The IDF must be getting real time updates on where these people are, couple that with us blowing up all their hardware and bolt holes and, …. there you have it. Chaos.

            I saw a piece just now about how being a dictator isn’t what it used to be. YOu basically have to live in a cave and communicate face to face, but rarely as we can blow up the cave too. Killing the leaders rather than the regular people is new and way overdue. One of the reasons Trump is so unpopular, he eliminates the lords and spares the commoners. Can’t be having that.

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            1. One of the reasons Trump is so unpopular, he eliminates the lords and spares the commoners.

              Something I very much like about him.

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        1. Mr. Fetterman had a stroke, and if there’s one thing that’ll make you re-examine your life, it’s surviving something like that. All the stuff that you thought was important looks pretty weak-sauce when you’re trying to re-learn how to wipe your own butt. Easier to give up and die, but they fight through instead.

          Such people are an inspiration and we should all give them a lot more respect than we do. It is instructive to note which side of MAGA the newly-enlightened stroke survivor came down on.

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    1. He said that already. The USA is accepting “refugees” from England now. Anyone who’s been arrested for Speech Violations can get refugee status. ~:D

      I’m hoping the deal gets extended to Canada, then I can finally move to Arizona.

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  20. I’m liking the isekai memes. Supreme Leader wakes up with elf girl in another world…

    …those things don’t always turn out well for the New Guy. I can recall a few that New Guy spent the whole series saying things like “Aw, come on! That’s not how it’s supposed to go!!!”

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      1. I might’ve said something about saving the American taxpayer money, but, well… Might be that those generals weren’t so bad after all, if Xinnie the Pooh got all sadmad at them.

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