33 thoughts on “Waiting for the Other Memes to Drop

  1. I’m not in a good mood.

    I’m tempted to say something Illegal, Immoral and Fattening. [Twisted Grin]

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  2. What Elon, Mila, and the rest of us better worry about is all those illegals who weren’t excluded, but waved onto the juries because they already knew how the Soros DAs wanted the trial to come out.

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    1. Were I an illegal, the absolute last thing I would want to do would be go down to the courthouse and go through courthouse security daily for weeks on end to score the $15 a day they pay jury members here in the Singed Bear Flag People’s Republic, hoping all the while that not a single one of the deputies manning the metal detectors will shoot their ICE buddies a text and rat me out just to get back at the idiot politicians running the city and state all in the remote hope I could somehow get back at Elon.

      .

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      1. FM, please don’t be obtuse.

        They couldn’t care less about Elon…. but if they’re trying someone who’s part of their “community”, it’s a guaranteed mistrial.

        Note that if YOU are on trial, that can swing the other way.

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        1. Yeah but they still need volunteers. The folks I am familiar with who have, well, indeterminate status let’s say, are hustling like mad for income so they can continue to be here. $15 a day is just a joke, and they won’t think it is funny at all.

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        2. You don’t know what kind of trial you’re going to get when you receive a jury summons. You don’t even know what kind of trial you’re going to get when you report for duty on the first day.

          So I’m with FM on this one. People here illegally aren’t going to go to a courthouse, where they’ll be surrounded by law enforcement, for a pittance a day (even compared to under the table wages) when they can get out of it by revealing that they’re not a citizen.

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  3. So, a man who’s 44 can’t date that 35-year-old woman?

    Who had Dumbass Apocalypse for 2026?

    The Mobius cheat sheet 🤣

    Halloween cat and dog skeletons have ears, which are not bones.

    I wouldn’t want to meet a bunch of antisocial assholes either. Wait, where are you going?

    Throwing whole dead pigs is a waste of perfectly good pork. Get a few bushels of pig guts from the slaughterhouse.

    I suspect every illegal alien deported is at least 4 less Democrat votes. Of course, the ones that die here will vote Democrat for eternity.

    Kalifornia is where, when a Republican candidate wins, they keep ‘counting votes’ for a month or more until the Democrat wins.

    Locking down the tiny bags of Doritos 😁 They used to be bigger before BidenFlation ☹️

    Find the meme of that USA political map with the caption: 95% of the guns are in the huge red areas. 95% of gun violence is in the little blue spots.

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    1. She’s not upset at 44 year-old men trying to date her. That’s fine and dandy. She’s upset with 35 year-old men who want to start a family, and are aware that older women have a harder time getting pregnant (particularly if its a first pregnancy), and are dating women younger than her as a result. She spent the last 15 years pointedly *not* getting married, and now she’s upset that all of the guys in their thirties and younger are unavailable to her.

      There are other memes floating around touching on this topic. The most popular riffs on “consent” in a relationship by having a guy and a somewhat younger woman both announce that they consent. But a woman that’s the same age as the guy suddenly pops up and loudly declares that she doesn’t consent.

      The topic occasionally pops up on X, as well. I don’t know whether to take them seriously (trolling is always a possibility), but I’ve seen people declare that even a few years difference between the man and the woman is problematic.

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  4. Not a meme but should be: Elon told Rubio (among others) DOGE had found nearly half a million people allegedly 114 and collecting unemployment. Rubio replied, “To be fair, it’s really hard to get employed after 114.”

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  5. I don’t have an ex timeline, I have never dated in the first place.

    For some reason, a good half of everything I see on linkedin is crazy people, and the other half is people I don’t know about making polite noises.

    So basically, I do not buy the AI machine spirit hypothesis, and I also doubt that this stuff is completely and entirely useless. I ask Claes or Alpaca or Tobor how to do headers in Markdown, then I don’t get an answer because I am querying a nonexistent API. Anyway, why mess around with neural nets when we have time tested things like metropolis or simplex?

    (In all seriousness, of the ten best algorithms of the twentieth century in some paper, an awful lot of the actual answers that have come up in the last ten years for me have been ‘just mess around with FFT for a bit, until you have a better idea what is going on’. )

    If Emma’s numbers are correct, and describe real accurate perceptions, then an implication is that women date an average of 33 or more men, and use a sort that is basically uniformly distributed. Personally, I have doubts that average women are any better at psychiatric diagnosis than average (hence untrained) men, and I doubt the sort is uniform. I could buy that ‘female role models’ promoted by schools and shit are a really bad guide to dating, to evaluating people, and to orienting to basic sanity. I think if I had dated, say, thirty different women, the effects of that would tend to make me more insane, if I had not started out insane.

    From an American POV, Amelia sounds like a nice moderate girl, the UK government needs to do a better job of warning the kiddos in the UK about the sort of people you can find in America. I think American style mainstream anti-Monarch republicans might be pretty extreme in terms of UK customs and mores.

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    1. If Emma’s numbers are correct…

      Alternative explanation: 99% of women are entitled, and dismiss men not serving their entitled mentality as being narcissists, because nothing is ever their fault.

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      1. Yeah, I kinda figured that what Emma was actually claiming was women misreporting their experiences, perhaps due to honest misperception.

        Personally, I am a fairly weird obsessive, and I suspect that there are people would interpret my conversational issues as being narcissism on my part.

        Much of humanity is really into things that do not interest me much, and that is fine.

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        1. “…honest misperception…”

          Alternately, it highlights the absolutely uninformed widespread misuse of actual well defined clinical diagnoses by people who watched a TikTok video.

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          1. Yes.

            Though, I would not pick solely on TikTok, and would complain as well about highschoolers who read a book, or about college graduates who had an undergraduate course.

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  6. the root cause of political violence in america seems to be student loans for morons, and other ways of funding scholarship misconduct

    common sense loan control

    common sense grant control

    common sense accreditation control

    we should harmonize with the EU, and declare that authentic university degrees can only be made in the pine barrens of new jersey, and university instructors have to be medival european men of good standing in the church

    and basic schools can only have one classroom, and the instructor has to be an unmarried woman whose reputation is acceptable to the parents

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  7. Those skeletons might not be an “octopus skeleton” they might be mind flayer skulls MHI sells when they complete a job. ;-)

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  8. I am a BIG fan of the Amelia mashup where some AI was told to find all the memes, then become Amelia and make a video telling us what she wants to say.

    Angry, not researched: I was wondering yesterday, and Grok came up with this Cartesian variant: irascor ergo sum – idiomatically, that’s “I am outraged, therefore I am”.

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  9. Not a meme but should be: Elon told Rubio (among others) DOGE had found nearly half a million people allegedly 114 and collecting unemployment. Rubio replied, “To be fair, it’s really hard to get employed after 114.”

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  10. Smart cities, if only some had made a movie to warn us, eh Logan?

    Lots of Amelia over at John Carter/Barsoom’s place on Substack.

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      1. The Win10 machine I bought used to run Terrible-Tax got upgraded to ‘nix after I discovered just how horrible Win10 was, with T-Tax not much better. (Not sure if it’s changed, but TurboTax didn’t run under the Linux Wine Windows-adapter. OTOH, if I’m actually awake, I can do the taxes fairly well with my magic spreadsheet. OTOH, revised tax returns are my friend. [sigh])

        Kmymoney does the books. Simple enough, and I was able to import Quicken data.

        The last Windows I used extensively was Win 7. Once I got broadband (ish–satellite before StarLink), it’s been Linux. Doing updates on dialup was a pain, either in Linux or Windows.

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    1. I have that image (sort of, it’s an animation) as one of my screensavers. IIRC, it’s an image of a pulsar’s light output.

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