115 thoughts on “We Wish You A Merry Meme

    1. Very nice. Very concise.

      And hey, Drake said something like green dollars were the best award, so I guess dollars count as thank you notes also.

      (And if it matters… Drake’s personal politics were somewhat on the left, but the left didn’t actually care to find this out or give him credit for it. Because leper, unclean, and because the left eats its own.)

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      1. My guess was center-left. And I am aware of the dollars, but since “read the award winners” is one way people learn the history of the genre, it’s a crime that he was purposely excluded. (And why the left is so hell-bent on controlling all awards, beyond polishing their CVs for their sinecures.)

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  1. Snow/cat meme. I know that look.

    Doofus goes out in the snow every times it snows if he can manage it. As long as it is quiet. Then he immediately comes back in with that same look. Offended, because cold and wet and most importantly, it’s still outside.

    If it’s snowing, he’ll try to bite the snowflakes, though. Loves doing that, except when he catches one. Then does it again. I think he thinks they are little white bugs, because he just loves eating bugs.

    Neighborcat and Othercat go hunting in the snow, because the up the street almost falling down house has an entire warren in the basement, I swear. They only come back to sleep when they’re tired, then it’s back to the eternal mouse hunt.

    Those two, and Nasty, they hunt in a team. Nasty is the noisy, obvious one. The other two are the sneaky, snatchy ones. I’ve seen them do it like that a bunch of times now. It works best with birds.

    It’s not snowing right now, and Doofus has gone a whole week without falling into the washing machine or attempting to drown himself (cat cannot swim. Trust me on this one. Can. Not). He’s currently guarding the freshly folded laundry from… something, I dunno what. But every few minutes or so, he gets up, turns in a circle, sniffs, sneezes (all over my clean pants), peers about suspiciously, and sits back down.

    The world of the orange floofball is a strange one, from the outside.

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      1. FYI. That is the look I get when I let the dog out after it snowed. Worse her attitude is “Oh. Look the “grass” came in closer.” Sigh. We have to plow a path onto and into the grass.

        None of the cats get that far. One paw out, not enough even to leave a print.

        Not that Willamette valley gets that much snow.

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    1. Agreed! Extra points to anyone who recognizes the reference contained in the last line, “Do not taunt mat.”

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        1. Yes indeed, a true classic. That bit first aired in 1991, and it has its own Wikipedia entry for goodness’ sake.

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      1. I’m sure that I’m thinking of the wrong reference, but I’ve got Buffy the Vampire Slayer in my head there.

        Giles: Xander, DON’T TAUNT THE FEAR DEMON!

        Xander: Why, will it make it grow bigger?

        Giles: No, it’s just … tacky.

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      1. We have had possums around. Seen them in the past, but no the last year or so. Haven’t seen a lot of the turkey flocks either. Prefer the possums over turkeys. Possums are cleaner. Possums also eat the ticks. We did a lot of yard clean up last year. I think we cleaned out the possum and turkey food sources. But we are seeing a lot more garter snakes, especially little ones, whose food sources overlap. Big ones were in the yard next door, just beyond the fence. Boy didn’t they set off the cats chattering. Wouldn’t have known about the little versions but Tj insisted on inviting them inside (um, no, pass). Got so when he’d suddenly bolt for the door to go in, without encouragement (supervised outings), learned to make sure to run to the door to get it closed before he went in. Rescue the baby snake (I did if I had too, but generally hubby or son) and release over one of the fences. Brat cat. Not particularly fond of snakes. Handled them in middle school (science teacher had snake terrariums in classroom). But sometime between then, college, and to now, I don’t freak, but I don’t want to handle them either, and prefer to not see them. I suspect the fact the area I worked in seasonally during college had a lot of rattlesnakes, the idea of, freaked me out more than a little.

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        1. Do not kick TacPossums at speed!
          I Highly Disrecommend this.
          Some years ago (lesseee, move here in ’16, and I was working nights living in Alvarado … 2012- 2013-ish) riding home at 01:00, I came over a rise to find in my line of travel on my motorcycle, a TacPossum. Luckily nothing coming towards me, so I veered over towards the oncoming lane and managed to miss the ‘dillo . . . BUT . . . Armadillos jump when scared. A Honda ST 1100 just missing one is suck a scare and it jumped, contacting my right foot and the foot brake of the bike. This really, really, REALLY! hurt.
          I cursed the rest of the way home.
          TacPossum did not survive his/her scare. Another 8 inches and we’d both been fine.
          I still have the “Armadillo Kicker” tag on the ST Owner’s forum.
          I’ve had a possum here in my yard, but mostly I get Trash Pandas. The fattest one was digging in my trash last month. When I went out to go to work and chased it off while rebagging and getting it back into a can, it couldn’t escape up the tree it was so obese. It just hid behind the tree from me, until I chased it, and it ran to the nearest object to “hide” behind. Also have/had an old rheumy, glaucoma looking eyed one who looked old as the hills (ain’t seen it in a while)

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          1. TacPossums are a destructive nuisance. To paraphrase Lazarus Long when describing another Armored Menace, “What an armadillo can do to a watermelon patch shouldn’t happen to Sodom and Gomorrah.”

            They’re a special problem when livestock are around, because they burrow. A lot. Leaving lots of legbreakers behind.

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            1. Agree about the TacPossums. They are also harder to trap and require a stout trap. Sometimes you have use a .22 percent solution or greater. Not good eating.

              Trash Pandas can also tear up a weak trap and get trap smart, even if you bait with strawberry snack cakes, their favorite. A paw trap works, but it can catch cats, so we don’t use them. Not good eating.

              Squirrels are super bad this year since there was a record acorn corp, a “mast year”, even with the drought. Need to set out more traps, or call my niece to come out with her air rifle. Good eating.

              Possums are awesome, so we tend to leave them alone. They are one of the families “spirit animals” along with owls and hawks. Don’t eat Frens.

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              1. “Not good eating.”

                My grandfather, who took a family through the Great Depression, swore it tasted like pork if you stewed it.

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  2. If you want bigger pockets ladies, I know a Fashion Design/Textile Management student. Perhaps you know an excellent accounting instructor. A mutual beneficial shared talents arrangement could perhaps be worked out?

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    1. Given how many of us in the choir yesterday afternoon and evening were grumbling about pockets, decorative “pockets” and other inconveniences of female fashion, there’s a large market of older and /or practical women who would sign up. Part of my decision tree for my work wardrobe includes “does it have pockets?” If No, then the slacks or skirt is removed from consideration.

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          1. It sounds really stupid…. but it really does help to put the Vicks or generic eucalyptus-menthol rub on the soles of your feet, as well as on your chest/throat/nose/etc.

            I was exercising the anti-placebo effect when I tried it (“This is dumb, there’s no way it’s going to work, I shouldn’t have promised to try it, at least it can’t actively hurt me….”) and it really did help.

            Why? I don’t know. Maybe I have baby memories or something, and my body is obeying the will of mom and dad. Maybe eucalyptus just sneaks up on coughs that way.

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      1. Well, I think I can learn to spell that; my sister mentioned a friend of hers had “…Costochondritis—inflammation of the sternum.”

        Isn’t pleurisy what the sister in “The Glass Menagerie” had had in first grade?

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        1. I read that as “Costco-dritis”, which in this suburb means the very rare occasion of finding another customer on a Costco shopping trip those native language is English, Texan, or ‘merican. The local Costco could put the UN to shame for cultural diversity.

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        1. No kidding. Whooping cough without cracked ribs hurts from head to toe, from inside through the ribs and throat, by the time one can get the coughing spasms to quit. Not Fun. Trust me.

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          1. Well, Dr. House is going to flunk y’all. So far I’ve gotten inflamed sternum (a zebra), pleurisy (#1, to me), whooping cough after a fall (naw; vaccine current; haven’t fallen). Also, broken rib caused by the sneeze (naw) and pulled muscle (except some fever this afternoon).

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            1. Cold is what the PA said. sometimes it hurts when you sneeze, he said. Pleurisy would hurt with deep breaths, and sternum inflammation would hurt all the time.

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  3. The man who invented the hokey pokey died last month and it was traumatic for the undertakers. They went to put him into the coffin and they put the right hand in, they took the right hand out…

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      1. Look at the slope of the turret and body. Tigers are more squared of and vertical.

        So, I think we can safely say this is a bad drawing of a Panther

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        1. That is a Tiger II “King Tiger” with the second production “Henschel” turret. It’s certainly not a Tiger I, nor a Panther

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    1. OK, we’ve done possums and Deck the Halls, so here’s Walt Kelly’s Pogo (the possum) contribution to the season, courtesy Lambert, Hendrix and Ross. “Deck the Halls with Boston Charlie”

      (There’s less jazzy version out there somewhere, but my search-fu came up dry.)

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    1. If the cat’s gonna be on the tree, it’s gotta be one of the glowy ones.

      Oh, wait. Are our cats FBI informers and provocateurs?

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      1. It’s available in black, white, cool gradient and warm gradient on over 80 different products (because it’s really fun to see your own design on a lot of stuff!) Here are the links for the cool gradient and warm gradient on mugs and the other items are available if you scroll down to see the other options.

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        And thank you very much! ☺️

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  4. Are you sure that chimp hanged himself, rather than finding some dirt on the Clintons? :-o

    “My wife is giving me the silent treatment. Hasn’t said a word in two days. Wish I knew what set her off — so I can do it again!”

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  5. This keyboard hates me. Even though there was always a lot of human sacrifice in Mesoamerica and South America, the mass murder stuff only started around 1450, with a charming gentleman named Tlacalelel, aka Cihuacoatl or Woman-Snake.

    He basically was in favor of the Mexica tribe taking over the world, rewrote history to say they came from the magical land of Aztlan instead of from the Sonoran Desert, and changed gods to make Huitzilopochtli the main god. And then he started sacrificing tons of people and attacking tons of other tribes, while everybody was suffering from famine and had better things to do than wage war. And he also told the soldiers and sacrifices that they were guaranteed a free trip to the good afterlife, the Flower Land.

    So even though the Mayans, Toltecs, etc. did do some Bad Things, the Aztecs are pretty much Tlacalelel’s fault. And unfortunately, he was good at the exciting new militant culture of conquest, so yeah.

    Meanwhile, there was also a rival nice guy, the ruler of Texcoco, Hungry Coyote, who made aqueducts and had an academy of music that was open to all comers.

    OTOH, since music was a religious matter, messing up in any way during a formal musical performance was grounds for execution in pretty much all Nahua areas. So becoming a musician, singer, or dancer was serious business.

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    1. Even though there was always a lot of human sacrifice in Mesoamerica and South America, the mass murder stuff only started around 1450[…]

      Once you establish that human sacrifice is acceptable, doing it at scale is, truly, just a difference in degree.

      But yes, there was a reason Cortez was accepted by all the tribes that were not Aztec, and helped by them to conquer the Aztecs.

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  6. Oh, and the Mexica had compulsory education of all kids, paid for by taxes and trading fees. Memorization through songs, mostly. OTOH, elementary school was called calmecac, “house of whips.” So… yeah.

    There was this terrible split in society, where some cities were trying to seek deep philosophy and a better life, while others were going all in with the fake history and the mass numbers of sacrifices.

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      1. Hmm. I have a wine fridge in my office (that there is no wine in) – I keep it at 37F degrees. I’ve had no moldy cheese, and some of it has been in there for six months. (Unopened from the vacuum sealed packaging.)

        Maybe if I liked any of the soft stuff like bleu cheese or similar – but all of my stock is hard or semi-hard.

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        1. The mold is already in the cheese, but requires oxygen to grow. If the cheese is sealed in an airtight bag, it can’t mold. Refrigeration slows mold growth but does not stop it.

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  7. Cheese freezes very well, at least the cheddars and the shredded Mexican blends do. We buy the latter in the 5-pound bags, 2 or 3 at a time, decant each bag into two gallon-size Ziplocs, and freeze. Thaw a bag overnight in the fridge when you are ready to use it. Shake out what you need, then gently smush out the air before resealing and it will keep in the fridge without molding for at least two or three weeks or more.

    If you don’t eat that much cheese, use smaller bags or put less cheese in each bag.

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    1. We buy baby block Tillamook cheddar. Once open use foil over open end, and store in a Tupperware that is just big enough to hold the full baby block. Haven’t had cheddar get moldy in forever since starting this. Not open blocks sit in the refrigerator. We generally go through it fairly fast, but I’ve had an open block last a least a couple of weeks. Right now I have 6 1/2 blocks. I have trouble buying at the current $13.99/block cost. Even $10.99 or $8.99/block is cringing. The $6.99/block digital coupon sales (max 5 per card) OTOH (while still $3 higher than 3 years ago) is much better.
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      The other cheese I get is the Costco Bell soft white cheese wedges wrapped in foil. They last months.

      Tillamook Pepper Jack cheese OTOH, when I buy it (for hubby) I buy very small blocks or even slices. Otherwise it gets moldy before it is gone.

      Shredded cheese I make from the blocks. But occasionally (rarely, it has been years) gotten the pre shredded. Split it into freezer quart bags about 3/4 full, push out excess air, and freeze.

      Cheese with crackers is my go to for when my blood sugar plummets. Crackers (carb) raises the BS, but the cheese balances it out to prevent a roller coaster crash.

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      1. I don’t think I have ever had cheese last long enough to go bad. I buy the 4 lb blocks, 5 pound if available.

        Cheese is a food group.

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