THE NORMAL DAILY POST IS BENEATH THIS ONE.
Hey, what do you know. Posting boobs worked!
Continuing on a theme, have some tits. What’s best? The tagging on this assures me they’re GREAT tits. So, have some GREAT tits. (They are very pretty.)






And I promise a Great Big Fat Tit at the end.
Now, for the serious side: This blog takes up a lot of my life. And when I’m not feeling well — yes, Dan had surgery but I managed to catch a cold at the hospital — sometimes all I can do is the blog. You can tell because I end up posting really late. So, in a way it’s my job, and therefore, yeah, okay, I should be paid for it. This is a realization that took me a long time, and somewhere up in heaven, Jerry Pournelle is laughing that he finally won that argument.
Yes, I write fiction, but funding the blog will help me offload some of the other not-writing stuff I do which make it even harder to find time for writing. Like maintaining the blog links — note that there are new ones, please — and maybe even (aspirational) getting my writer’s website as well as that promotional site for writers to the right of Lenin set up.
And hey, maybe I’ll have time to write more fiction and that will make me so much money I won’t need to run funding days next year. (And probably twice more before December because, yeah. This year!) It could happen.
But that’s not THIS year….
So, because it’s been brought to my attention that people actually like to be patrons of the arts — or in the case of this blog — the craft (No, not that craft, silly. Whatever this is, it ain’t witchcraft) I have set up three ways to help fund the blog.
(And yes, last year’s donors will get their rewards, even if I’ve been impossibly slow. No, I won’t bore you with why. I’ll just shut up and work on fulfilling promises.)
The first is Give Send Go. They forbid the use of incentives to donors. So if you give via GSG you’re doing it for the satisfaction of helping According to Hoyt stay up and for me to be compensated for my work. Yes, that total is scary but I never intended for it to be carried by GSG alone. That’s the funding goal for all methods, for the year. A keeping-track-of goal, you might say. To donate to Give Send Go: Link Here.
But if you want to get something for your donation, and particularly if you want to incentivize (totally a word) my fiction writing: I’ve started a substack called Chapter House, in which I’m serializing two novels, one fantasy and one Space Opera, at two chapters a week. (The idea is for Witch’s Daughter to get two new chapters on Wednesday, and Winter Prince two on Friday. because July is h*ll this year (Fun with DOCTORS! People and cat doctors. Yeah) these might slip for the next two/three weeks. After that they won’t.
Go to Chapter House, read the free portion of the books, and consider subscribing to receive the updates. You get a chance to read the novels as they unroll and perhaps to talk/argue about them. You’ll also get them at the end in ebook format. (I’ll try to have a free story once a month or so, for the free subscribers, but no promises) Anyway, to subscribe to Chapter House, the link is: Here.
And for those of you who have Patreon and just want to donate in a system you already have, I have one of those, and I will be posting life events, and excised scenes, and art, and … well, be warned, likely cat stuff. Because I’m owned by cats. Anyway, to donate on Patreon, please: Go here.
Finally, if you must send things by snailmail, yes, we accept checks, cash, and cat pictures. Do not send pictures of our cats, though. We’ve already seen those.
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“What’s best?”
To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women!
Also, books. Books are best, too.
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Books let you see more enemies crushed than just your own. There is no conflict between these best things.
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Love to see Witch’s Daughter moving forward. Maybe Rogue Magic next?
Winter Prince took me until chapter 4 to warm up to, mostly because the opening is emotionally hard. I understand why that has to be the opening, but I wonder if it is something that may be served by spoiling in the book blurb? I’ll have to reread it and see.
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This used to be a family blog, Sarah, now look at it. :-D
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The Reader thinks that tits are family friendly.
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I know, right? Big Great Tits. :D
But they’re SOOOOO pretty.
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This blog is famous for the tit for tat.
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Most of these are small, firm, and oh so perky, though!
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Ornithology is very family friendly. Just grab your Sibleys and get to it!
In related news my kids ‘have’ a sharp-shinned hawk that eats at their bird feeder fairly regularly. They think it’s pretty cool.
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“What are you doing, dear?”
“I’m looking at Sarah’s tits.”
I’ll be back sometime. Maybe.
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Er…. sorry. Did I offend you profoundly. Was joke. They’re cute birds.
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Oh, no. But I need to think before saying what I’m doing.
(Hasn’t happened in 60+ years, but I can hope. I’ve heard that concussions can change you, although usually for the worse.)
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Concussions? (Having had 2…)
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What can I say? My own fault – I like buying her rings. Heavy rings.
(Okay, far enough. She thought it was hilarious, actually.)
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Two?
Amateur
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Really bad, lose time, have permanent issues ones, but yeah, only two.
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Sarah’s blog is known for making a clean breast of things.
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Sarah, point of curiosity; what percentage of your blog funding last year came through the mail? Same for your emergency request earlier?
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For the emergency request around 200% or 250%. Which was good, because otherwise we’d have taken a bath on that house. We were doing repairs until it sold. And Colorado was– Well, never mind. I was grateful.
On last year’s 100%, though a lot of it straggled in two or three months after. During the fundraising, I made 40k, but the other 10k came in over time.
And no, I’m not upset that this year looks to top out at 20%. Slightly concerned as in “Did I lose that much readership” until I checked donors. Pretty much same as last year but donating less.
Because, well…. times are tough all over. I GET IT.
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I’m personally a fan of great racks
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