I have it on good authority that there will be an ultra bowl report from my son, later. If you don’t know what I’m talking about and even if you don’t — particularly if you don’t, maybe — care for football, you should check out:
I’m fairly sure I’m not to blame for this. At least, I hope not.
According To Hoyt 
Of course you’re to blame! You gave birth to him, right? That makes it ALL your fault.
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Yeah, right, blame Mom. Personally I think it’s the School District’s fault. The thing they teach children these days!
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Can’t be the school district! This is *creative* — the schools don’t know creative!
I love these things. I was hoping he’d have time to another!
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There will be another this evening AFTER the game, he says.
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