Hi everyone. My name is Havelock Vetinari D’Almeida Hoyt, though mommy calls me Havey cat.
I asked her what she was doing for her blog today and she told me to go away, because she was writing something called “Dyce.” I don’t know what this means but it must be terrible, because she keeps pulling her hair and saying it just isn’t funny enough.
I offered to help her with that, but she told me that, no, thank you, cats have no sense of humor. So I offered to do this blog. First I want to apologize for not knowing LOLcat grammar. I’ve been so busy fighting to establish my territory over D’Artagnan (the anti-cat) that I haven’t had any time to learn to speak like a cat. (I mean, all the drinking and running downstairs to pee on the sofas takes time. The sofas ain’t gonna p*ss themselves.)
Second, I want to point out that as the most tragically beautiful cat, ever, I have a very difficult life. No, seriously. Do you know how hard it is to lie down in all these poses, to make the humans go “aw”?
But enough about me. Let’s talk about me. The thing is that mom is thinking of adding another cat to the mystery because she says that would be funnier. I want to request that you make sure you request me and not D’Artagnan (who IS the anti-cat.)
Who would you rather have? Cute, cuddly, soft-as-cashmere me?
Or the anti-cat?
According To Hoyt 
There’s a critical plot reason there can’t be multiple cats?
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The anti Cat.
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hm, only two choices? Well, then I’ll choose Havey…..
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Leo — there’s already a cat in the book. Having more than two becomes difficult for the reader, I think…
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Well, Peegrass sounds like he’d fit in with either of them. So I vote for a really spoiled siamese aristicat of the female variety. :)
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Not fair!!! Too few choices! :-D
And would Havey’s alien tail become part of the mix? And, of course, he will be Dyce’s cat, and thus drape himself around her shoulders and drool?
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Euclid — Peegrass — is the alien tail sufferer. And D’Artagnan is the one who wraps himself around my shoulders or sits on my head and… yes… drools.
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I had nothing, I repeat NOTHING to do with the drooling cat! I infer/imply otherwise is insulting to the all-knowing Drool. Pussy Drool is completely different… Lol! Yes, I went there. Disgusting. But, funny!
Hahahahahahahaha, the drool and I crack each other up!
basset
(authorised spokesman for The Drool)
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My vote priorities are for Greebo, Petronius the Arbiter and The Cat (as portrayed by Danny John-Jules) but will cast a remaining ballot for Havey because, really, every novel should Havey Cat.
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I’ll cast a vote for Havey. Darty’s only problem in life is that he keeps escaping from the Hoyt mansion so he can re-enact that Garfield special in which the G-man faces off against the gangster cats. Drives poor Mommy to distraction.
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