Mr. and Mrs. Gadge T. Wiggs
Elf Hollow
Dear Mom and Dad,
I’m sorry this letter seems to be so late. I swear I’ve kept to my promise of writing you every day. The problem was… the camels…
You know how their humps are said to store water? Well, the moment we harnessed them in… the tempormeter started ticking really fast. Next thing you know…. we were all over the snow.. and it was a week later. It seems camels humps also metaphysically speaking store … time. And the sleigh distabilized the setup…
Anyway. So, it’s next week. And we’ve decided not to use camels anymore.
On the worrysome side, two more animals — an ostrich and a llama have been found devoured, the bones picked clean. it’s clear there is a carnivore on the loose, but nobody can find it.
Worriedly,
your son
WW
My money is on carnivorous reindeer that fly…
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And the tension grows!
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